DEEP HOUSE!?
Deep house was invented by GAY BLACK DUDES FROM CHICAGO/DETROIT in the 1980's.
HOWEVER the genre only became popular 30 years later because you know...
Then Beatport fucking released this chart
showing how DEEP HOUSE was the best selling form of house music...
AND EVERYONE AND THEIR MOTHER JUMPED ABOARD THE DETUNED PIANO FEMALE SOUL VOCAL TRAIN
TO A GIANT WAREHOUSE FILLED WITH RAINBOWS IN THE SKY!
How does one get the deep house sound You may be asking me
You must make a hollow almost analogish track.
The more it sounds a vinyl or a cassette or everyones weird fascination of the past...
the better!
First get a kick.
At 120 BPM make that kick... fucking kick.
Now add something to this lonely kick.
How about a bass.
Deep House basses are extremely important...
That's where the DEEP IN DEEP HOUSE kicks in.
Sample an old funk bass... if you have loops, or like make one your own with BOO BASS, the
BASS MADE BY GHOSTS 4 GHOSTS!
Any synth that sounds like water or chorus/reverb/phaser should do it
If not use a pitched down female vocal, because nothing says deep house like DEEP ANDROGYNOUS
giant voices!
The more black and feminine the better.
Now lets add some high hats.
Since this is house music put that shit on the off beat cause how else are people supposed
to know when to move with sou-less emotionless robot beats.
Now you can always sample early disco or even early funk.
Remember if you put a side-chained kick to it... it auto matically turns your GENRE into
the FUTURE!!! because electronic digital workshops are from the FUTURE!!!
Add a cowbell because WHY THE FUCK NOT YA KNO!
Now that we have a deep house track.
Upload it online with a mostly white scantly clad woman.
You can find these models online on FLICKER or TUMBLR...
Just make sure she's looking away from the camera so men can oggle her body without feeling
guilty about it now edit the image through an instagram filter
and you have art work Don't make her too tan.
You don't want to freak out your hardcore demographic.
Social satire.
And that's how you do it But I'm gonna do it entirely different way
because fuck the system.
so i made my own deep house track as you can see by my wallpaper in the background
i experimented with the kicks i used two kicks instead of one
it gives a better clock feeling i feel cause when you have 120 BPM it's the rhythm
of the clock
here's the louder kick for when the drop hits
next i got these samples from VENGEANCE, because everyone fucking uses vengeance
it's very squishy and i put them together and it sounds like this...
so it's basically a basic C major.
You got a C and goes to F and G and repeats forever
there's a lot of triplets in deep house tracks.
theres one right here and right here and off beats so when you put it with the
kick it has the DEEP FLOW
this is my secret sample which I will show you when I play the track
this is the bass.
it follows the same rhythm as the piano i have a filter on the bass that goes from
now to high in the playlists heres some claps you always gotta have claps
it's a mega clap here's a simple rise, because if you're gonna
make dance music you better know how to rise here's the cool part using FL keys i made
a rhythm that follows along it sounds very Chrono Trigger
you can download this project so you can mess with it and stuff
in the description
mahhhh rahhh
and here is my nod to inner city who i think is one of the first deep house sounds
that was a choir synth they used and i just sampled the voices
and i hope it sounds cool
here's the track all put together it looks a little something like this!
i hope if youre watching this you'll download my music...
and like it
BITCH WHY YOU MAD CAUSE MY PUSSY POP SEVERELY
AND YOURS DONT!?!?!
i'd like to dedicate this track to the haters wherever they maybe
thank you so much for watching my videos all the way through
it means a lot to me my birthday is on FEBRUARY 8th
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soon.
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