Let's do this!
Ha!
Suck on that b******
Yeah!
Urgh!
(snoring)
Why are we running all the same way?
Shouldn't we split up?
(Massive roar)
Oh man, you win.
Cool!
What the hell?
What are you doing here?
Saving your lives. We don't have long!
They're scared but they'll soon be back.
We don't need help from a dumb princess.
Er, hands up. Who wants my help?
What?
Right, within each of you is the power to summon your own magical unicorn.
But, you must do exactly as I say.
We begin, with the rainbow dance.
Well? Come on!
Oh god.
Hahahaha yay!
Well done chaps.
Wizard, I'm so impressed by your enthusiasm!
Reach for the lazers!
Now, we sing the friendship song.
What the f***?
To the sky...
Man Retreat just got a little prettier.
This is embarrassing.
Finally and most importantly.
The Rainbow Friendship Ritual.
Everybody, place your hand around your Unicorn's horn.
Now gently rub up and down
With a slight twisting motion
Gently increasing your speed
Are you serious?
Alright, that's enough outta you.
Now, I'm going to pretend that none of this ever happened.
We're all going to step away from these weird f***ing horses.
God dammit!
STOP!
Errrrgh
Give me your rainbow seed!
Oh, crickey!
It's like boarding school all over again.
Get it in my beard Yeah!
Hahahahaha
It's in my eye! It's in my eye!
Ok, I'll be direct.
I like you. Do you want some ice cream or?
There we go! Best friends forever.
Last change Jonathan!
Screw you!
Thanks for saving us princess!
And screw you Tipler!
Screw all of your pussies!
Suit yourself!
LET'S FLY!
Rainbows away!
(Roar)
Ah crap.