What we've got here today, in this new reaction video, by Ethan Klein of H3H3 Productions
and Hila Klein back behind the camera.
Shake the camera. Hi Hila!
It's about some uh, woman who's selling Diamond Water.
It's been - it runs through diamonds,
and it's blessed by the diamonds' energy.
So apparently it does something great for you.
Let's investigate that further and see if this Diamond Water is all the fuss they're sayin'.
Let's go have a look.
[#classyswagbeats]
Ethan: HollyWOOOOD
Ethan: Hollywood LOYF
Andy: Hey guys! It's Andy, and I'm here with the -
Persian Pop Priestess herself, Asa, from Shahs of Sunset.
Ethan: The Pop - what did he call her? The Pop Priestess herself?
That's quite a title for someone I've never fucking seen before in my life.
Let's get - I wanna get that title again.
That is quite a title!
I wanna be a Pop Princess!
Andy: Hey guys! It's Andy, and I'm with the Persian Pop Priestess her -
[claps] The PERSIAN POP - wait Priestess?
Fuck, I can't get it man!
This is like, quite a tongue twister!
Andy: I'm with the Persian Pop Priestess herself -
Ethan: [slowly imitating] "The Persian Pop Prieste - "
I wonder if - I wonder if he had to do that a couple times.
That's tough. Say that at home guys.
Andy: [audio overlapping] - Persian Pop Priestess herself -
Alright! Wow!
[sarcastically] Wow, it's her!
Holy smokes, guys!
It's the Persian Pop Princess herself!
I can't believe it!
[coughs]
[coughs as if choking]
Andy: Asa, from Shahs of Sunset.
Asa: Hi everyone.
Andy: You actually happen to have, uh -
Andy: A very early print of the Diamond Water bottle.
Asa: Yes, and it's not even out yet -
Ethan: It's not even out yet?
Holy smokes.
They brought a prototype of the Diamond Water, and it's not even out yet.
Be careful with that Diamond Water dude, that's one of a kind.
I wonder how much these bottles sell for.
I can't wait to find out how much this shit sells for.
Asa: We're launching on Valentine's Day, so
Asa: if you can't buy your girl or boy diamonds, buy them Diamond Water!
Andy: You heard it here
Ethan: If-
If you can't buy your boyfriend or girlfriend, or someone you love diamonds, buy them a bottle of water.
They'll LOVE that!
... [Trying to comprehend the stupidity]
"Wow.
Wow, thank you honey.
Thank you honey for this bottle of water.
You really do care about me!"
Not the diamonds by the way.
Whatever, I'm not gonna get into the true value of diamonds, or whatever
Very Valuable
Andy: Now, I understand there are a lot of misconceptions about diamond water.
I've been hearing a lot about diamond water on the streets and I've heard that there - people are really having a lot of misconceptions.
Hopefully she can clear this up cuz I've been hearing a lot of, uh, misconceptions about this diamond water.
(yelling) Sean! What - hey Sean, have you heard about that diamond water, dude?
[silence]
I got the - I've got the, uh, Persian Princess
Pop Shah
But she's - she's talking about the diamond water that we're, uh, seeing about - talking about the other day.
They're gonna clear up the misconceptions about it right now, dude. You- sh-
Sean!
(coughs)
(slams table)
(coughs)
[a computer fan revs up]
I just woke up the other computer.
Alright, sorry guys. I just slammed on the desk and had a slight brain aneurysm
I think I'll be alright
Let's go continue with Hollywood Life with the Persian Pop-star Princess slinging her diamond water, and, uh
Let's see what's good
Andy: Now I understand there are a lot of misconceptions about diamond water
Andy: Are there actually diamonds in the water?
Asa: No. I'm glad you asked.
Okay. Is there diamonds in the water? No.
(yelling) Hey Sean, there's no diamonds in the water, dude. It's just - it was a popular misconception.
Asa: Actually diamond water is alkaline water, 9.5 ph, which is the highest one you can get on the market
Asa: and it's enhanced with real diamonds.
Asa: Which means every single, like, drop of water that's in there
Asa: flows through this housing with the diamond in it
Asa: and gets charged with the diamond energy.
Asa: There's no crushed up diamonds, there's no nothing like that.
Andy: Of course. And you - you actually blessed the diamond water yourself.
Asa: And every single drop has been blessed with my love energy.
Asa: I put a lot of energy into this.
Andy: Hey, uh- it shows-
Every single drop has been blessed by her and a diamond?
He goes, "Oh, it shows."
This guy is the biggest fucking tool in Hollywood.
What if I told you,
there was a product on the market, kay?
Each drop touched a piece of diamond
and was blessed by some Pop sss-
It gets harder and harder to say.
Hila: Persian Pop. (laughs)
Ethan: By a Persian Pop -
Persian Pop
Bride, star, princess.
What would you say?
What kind of value would you put on that beverage?
And I'd say beverage facetiously because it's much more than a beverage,
it's diamond water!
And did you see the packaging?
It's got very, you know, geometric curves!
That kind of packaging does- is- that's not cheap.
That's a sleek design.
Now what do ya - now what's the price on that?
Cause we've obviously forfeit buying diamonds for our loved ones on Valentine's Day
We're just gonna buy them some Diamond Water. (slurping sounds)
"Mmmmm honey thanks for the fuckin' bottle of water, let's get married!
What's the price on that? I can't wait to find out."
Ethan: Look at this.
Asa: People do it all the time all day long it's not some weird concept you know?
Asa: Like, you have great energy -
Ethan: Look at - look - look at this!
Asa: Like, you have great energy, for example.
Andy: I was gonna ask, how's my energy.
Asa: Do you like my energy?
Andy: I love your energy.
Asa: See?
Ethan: "I ha- I was gonna ask how's my energy.
It's great. You're shillin' out- you're completely shilling out my product.
(sarcastically) I love your energy!"
If this guy can make it
(sighs)
Follow your dreams. That's all I can say guys.
Andy: We're the same energy because we're the same person.
Asa: (laughs)
Honey,
(Andy laughs)
Asa: Okay?
Ethan: "Honey, you ain't never gonna have your own line of diamond water.
You either drinkin' w- diamond water, or you slingin diamond water.
and honey let me tell you
You drinkin it.
Andy: Well thank you so much Asa, for stopping by.
Ethan: "Thank you so much for coming and stopping by
and selling us your stupid fucking idiot product!
And I can't even believe we didn't even mention the price of it."
Asa: Thank you so much for having me, this was really fun.
Ethan: "I just stopped by, cause I thought it would be fun
That's why I'm here really
and I had this prototype too-eeh-it was
alotta fun."
Andy: And ah, be sure to get new episodes of Shahs of Sunset every-ah-Sunday at nine on Bravo.
And-ah-we just have a few...
Ethan: Ok... It's a Bravo reality show.
It all makes sense now.
Asa: Bye lovers.
Ethan: HOLLYWOOOOOD LYFE!
WOOO
We still have one big question left
and that is, how much does this fucking Diamond Water cost.
Diamond Water
Look at this packaging
*Hila giggles*
Water, Diamond Water combines precious ingredients
for a unique and healthy drinking experience!
It's a drinking experience!
Apparently they're sold out
okay
cause this is... people are goin crazy
there's buzz
there's a lot of misconceptions about this product
people are talking about it all over.
It's
36 dollars, I'll round up.
For 12 of them.
Hila: And it's plus 13 shipping.
Ethan: Yeah plus...
but that's a pretty heavy.
Hila: I guess, yeah.
Ehtan: Actu-What if they're just like little things?
Little like...
shot chasers of
*tch tch*
Diamond Water.
I just need-It's time to shine baby!
*tch*
If you guys are looking to hydrate with every sip
I recommend, yes, going with Diamond Water
Uh
You know
it lets you live healthy and shine bright.
But, ah man :'(
They're all sold out.
Well, I'll keep you guys up to date
I'm gonna be watchin this page
you know
very closely.
And-ah-I'll keep you guys up to date
when this product finally goes back on the market.
because
It's gonna be a frenzy
I'm gonna order 10 of these
REALLY fast.
because honestly
They're gonna-they go *snap* *snap*
The Diamond Water goes like that *snap*
and it's a limited supply, because she's
Takes a lot of time to bless every single drop, I can only imagine.
So, thanks for watching guys.
Shine bright. Keep on shinin out there, guys at home.
And this is Ethan from, Diamond Water.inc™
Keepin it real, with the Shah princess of Vashshahs.
This is Ethan from, Diamon inc™
representing the Diamond Water
Hydrated with every sip.
Thank you so much for watching.
Hope that this video hydrates your thirst, for Diamond Water.
Inc™
Get your own bottle today.
It's reasonably priced at just above the value of normal water.
And that's-that's almost nothing for the cost of infusing with-with ah
You know, herbaleeeh blessings.
And uh, and a touchin a di-REAL diamond.
Thanks everybody
Comin byyy.
And keep it hydrated.
Keep it lubed up.
And keep it shinin.
*Hila giggle* Hila: Looks like you just smoked
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This is Ethan from H3H3
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*breathing in*
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