- Who makes the best fast food breakfast burrito?
- Let's talk about that.
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- Now did you know if you put eggs and cheese
on or in any dinner item,
it automatically becomes a breakfast item?
Especially if the only dinner item
you can currently think of is a burrito.
- I love a good breakfast burrito.
- Oh yeah.
- In fact I love an average breakfast burrito.
I'm just grateful to be here.
- Yeah.
- But how well do we know fast food breakfast burritos,
and which one is the best?
It's time for, can we guess where this burrito's from?
Or is it that we're just too dumb?
- We're gonna be blindly tasting six rounds
of fast food breakfast burritos
and ranking them on a scale of one to 10,
and the burritos will be from Taco Bell.
- McDonald's.
- Burger King.
- Del Taco.
- Jack in the Box.
- And Sonic Drive-In.
- (laughs) Drive in, emphases on the drive.
- Drive in.
- Now we found that the most consistent breakfast burrito
meat filling across all the major chains is sausage.
So we're going to be judging the sausage forward
version of each place's burrito.
- And those are my favorite.
And we're gonna also be playing against each other
to see to see who can correctly identify
where each burrito came from
and the loser's gonna have to eat a burrito
in Good Mythical More.
- [Rhett] Round one.
- As you can see we can't.
- And all our burritos will be brought to us
on the patent pending Furry Toe Burrito Bringer Thinger.
- Mmk well, bring it in.
- Yeah bring it in on the Furry Toe Burrito.
- All right Rhett you had breakfast yet?
- No I've been savin' up my appetite.
- I'm having my second breakfast.
- Oh I smell a tortilla.
- Since you got the hobbit feet in here.
(eating)
- Okay, that was a meat bite.
You learn a lot more when you get a meat bite.
- There's no additional ingredients in this one,
so it's like--
- I don't think this is a good breakfast burrito.
Let me just...
I mean, I would eat it from end to end
and be satisfied.
- Yeah.
- It's not a bad thing.
- No.
- But in the world of breakfast burritos--
- It's not the best.
- This is kind of flavorless.
- Yeah, I feel good giving it a five
because not that I want to start in the middle,
I just think it's average.
There's nothing that's giving it a pop.
Now where is it from?
- I think I'm gonna give it a four.
- That's another question. - I'm sorry I gave it a four.
Sue me.
- This is somethin' bland.
- No I just, man, I don't--
- Where do they have bland food?
None of these places have bland food.
Well yeah, well maybe.
- I don't know, it's like,
would this be from a taco place?
There's nothing tacoish about it.
- Right.
- But I think that the taco places
completely abandoned their taconess
when it comes to their breakfast burritos.
- You think so?
- Well, yeah.
- Okay.
- [Announcer] You ready?
- No but I'm gonna guess anyway.
- [Announcer] Three, two, one.
- Del Taco. - Jack in the Box.
- I think Jack in the Box is better than that.
- [Rhett] Round two.
Let's bring in another burrito.
- All right, now I'm adjusting my technique.
Ima go lower, ima go...
Okay.
- That's a fatty daddy.
(slurping)
whoa, that's a big one with lots of flavor.
- [Link] Whoa.
- Can I get some more?
- Whoa, this thing's got some juicy cheese.
- Huh.
- That's some creamy cheese comin' out of that thing.
- That's got hash browns in there.
- Mine had a lot of cheese.
So much cheese that I couldn't tell there was anything else.
- There's bacon in there too.
They been doubling up.
They been double dippin' in the meat situation.
- You're right there is bacon.
- [Rhett] Should I not
have said that? - Is there sausage?
- [Announcer] Yeah there's sausage.
- Well there's bacon too.
- There's so much stuff.
There's creamy, zesty cheese.
- And you said there's potatoes in there?
- I believe so.
I feel like I had an encounter with hash browns.
- All right this is a place
that doesn't wanna hold back.
- They are goin' for it so hard.
- If you're gonna order from this place
then they are going to,
they're gonna unload on you.
- And so I'm gonna give this one...
That's a good burrito.
I'm gonna give it a,
somewhere between a six and a seven.
- You know what?
I--
- I'm gonna give it a seven.
I don't care.
- Rhett, well you know what, I care.
- I don't care what you think about me, seven.
- I'm gonna give this one a...
Man, I didn't like this one.
I didn't like the too much cheese.
'cause the cheese didn't taste great.
I'm gonna give it-- - Too much cheese?
- I'm giving it a three.
I don't know if it was the particular bite I had.
- You can't never have too much cheese.
- It didn't even give me a breakfast experience.
- Wow, okay.
- And I think I know where this is from.
- Well color me differently opinionated.
(laughing)
- [Announcer] Okay here we go.
Three, two, one.
- Jack in the Box. - Jack in the Box.
- That's the Jack in the Box.
- I know that they throw everything at the sale.
- Oh I didn't mean to say Jack in the Box dang it.
I meant to say Sonic.
- Too late.
- [Announcer] Okay, I'll allow it.
No, I will allow it.
- I meant to say Sonic.
- [Announcer] He seems sincere.
- Well why'd you say Jack in the Box?
- Because it came out of your mouth
and I don't know why.
I meant to say Sonic.
Can that be my answer?
That's really my answer.
- [Announcer] That can be your answer.
- All right, can I change my answer to Sonic?
- [Announcer] No you cannot.
- Well good because I don't want to.
- Okay, it might be Jack in the Box
but I'm going with Sonic
because that is actually I meant to come out of my mouth.
- [Rhett] Round three.
- Burrito me.
- I love the smell that a burrito gives you
before you bite into it.
- I'm not going for the end
because that, that end is...
I'm trying to get to the middle.
- Mhmm, uh huh. (laughs)
- Had a big thing of like this tortilla at the end of it.
- Yeah, there was a lot of tortilla folded at the end.
It was definitely a tortilla only bite
which is not something I would suggest that you enjoy.
- I think that's telling though
because they're a little stingy with their fillings.
- I'm gonna give this one,
I don't think this is a bad burrito.
I'm gonna give it a six.
- I'm gonna give them the benefit of the doubt
that once you get into it it's more of the stuff
and not the outer edge which tastes like a cracker.
So I'm going to increase it by a point
which lands me at a five.
- You have a weird reasoning.
- What is this, is this a piece of tape on my--
- [Announcer] Okay, we'll do it five.
I don't understand how that made sense but good.
- I was gonna give it a four.
- [Announcer] Oh, okay.
- I'm gonna add one giving it the benefit of the doubt.
- [Announcer] All right, you ready to guess?
- Yep.
- [Announcer] Three, two, one.
- McDonald's. - McDonald's.
- Yeah I think--
- That's gotta be McDonald's.
- Because there were peppers in there right?
- I've had so many of those.
- There's little peppers.
- And you would get 'em two at a time.
- Two at a time because--
- Sometimes I eat 'em two at a time.
- They half fill 'em.
- [Rhett] Round four.
Bring the burritos please.
- This is a good morning.
- Yeah I'm having a great morning.
- And I'm using my other senses.
- Mmm this ones been griddled.
- Oh wow.
Cheesy but not too cheesy.
- Mhmm.
- But still cheese forward.
- Learning things.
- The sausage is--
- Can I get another one?
- Is very homemade tasting.
There's even a little bit of crunch to the sausage.
- This burrito is elusive.
- Let me give it another shot.
- Hm, they've done things to the outside of this burrito
that other places are not willing to do.
I don't know if it was a good thing.
- Is this a taco place burrito?
- It smells a little burnt.
- Yeah I think that's because they like,
they fry the sausage on its own
and I kinda like that.
- You like burnt sausage, okay.
- I'm giving this one a six.
- Noted.
I don't like this one.
- It tastes more homemade to me.
It tastes like something mama would make.
- Your mama never made a breakfast burrito.
- Nope she never did.
- Um, I'm gonna give it- - But I wish she would.
- A four.
- Oh.
- I'm not feeling this one.
I don't like the choices they made.
- Well color me differentiated opinion.
- That's not what I said but okay. (laughing)
- [Narrator] You ready to guess?
- Yes.
- [Narrator] Three, two, one.
- Taco Bell. - Jack in the Box.
- Oh, Jack in the Box?
- Yeah I think Jack in the Box,
they crack their eggs,
they go with their own mama type thing.
- I think Taco bell takes it and puts it on the griddle.
Round five.
- Burrito us.
- Oh, good lord.
- This one is wide.
- What, I mean what.
- [Link] This is like a widescreen breakfast burrito.
- Is this the top?
- It's like going to the movies.
What happened over there?
- I didn't touch it, I didn't touch it.
- Hey are you touching?
- I didn't touch it.
No I didn't touch it.
I didn't touch it. - Listen.
- I didn't touch it. - Listen.
- I promise.
- I have a blindfold on,
why you gotta say I didn't touch it.
- I didn't touch it. - Unless you touched it.
- I didn't touch it, I didn't touch it.
- The only reason you woulda said I didn't touch it
is if you touched it.
- It didn't rest in my hand for a second and a half.
- So you did touch it.
- No, it landed.
- You touched it.
- When a burrito lands in your lap
you gotta hold it.
- With your lap, yeah
but you can't hold it with your hand.
That's--
- There it is.
(slurping)
I just went one mouth and a half deep
and only got tortilla.
- Well I went, you gotta go for the side.
- [Rhett] Oh, oh, oh.
- You gotta vampire that thing like the neck of a virgin.
(laughing)
isn't that who they eat?
(laughing)
- Where is it again?
- Wow.
(laughing)
you're having trouble over there.
- Mhmm.
- You want me to touch it for ya?
- Let me stop and say,
this is an excellent burrito.
- This is the best burrito we've had all day.
A lot of hash browns.
It's pretty has brown forward but again that--
- It's so salty, good lord.
- That might just be my bite.
Give me another bite.
I wanna bite it from the...
(slurping)
- Who's willing to make a burrito that big?
- Man.
- That is a good burrito.
- Wow.
- I'm gonna give it an eight.
- I agree, I'm giving this an eight.
- It's got so many--
- It's not too any one thing,
it's a good balance of cheese--
- It's a little aggressive though.
- Hash brown, salt.
- Now when I was cradling it like a baby
for a second and a half what did I learn?
- What?
- Yeah, I didn't do that.
- Well let me cradle mine.
- You're not gonna learn anything.
- Can I touch mine?
- You can touch your burrito.
One man can't tell another man not to touch his burrito.
- All right I just touched it.
- That's your domain.
- That's a big frickin' burrito.
- Yeah, who's doing that these days?
- That's like this big.
- Who's still doing that?
Who's still making big burritos in 2019?
- [Announcer] All right it's time.
- I don't know.
- [Announcer] Here we go.
Three, two, one.
- Sonic. - Sonic.
Ooh, you doubled the Sonic huh?
- I doubled the Sonic.
- I felt sure you were right the other time until this one.
- Yeah, that's gotta be Sonic, right?
- [Rhett] Round six.
All right bring in that last burrito.
- How are you feeling about where we stand, Rhett?
You think you're winning?
- Listen, I'm sitting at a desk with my best friend
having people send burritos to me on a stick
that looks like a foot.
I'm in a real good place.
- Yeah, you know what?
I'm in a good place too.
- Is that what you were asking?
- You know, this is quite a shared experience.
- Or are you asking how do I feel about my guesses?
I feel horrible about my guesses.
Especially after double Sonicing.
Oh, mmm.
I think I might just go smell alone for this one.
I should probably bite it.
(slurping)
what is wrong with this burrito?
- There's a smoky taste.
Don't leave me hangin'.
- It's so thin.
It's so flat, they flattened the burrito.
- Listen I'll tell ya, I don't think mine was flat,
so, I'd go off that tree.
- Well mine was.
- I was gonna say train and tree at the same time.
That's the word that came out.
- Tree, is what came out.
- You're barkin' up the wrong train.
- Uh.
- That is a good burrito.
Is this just as good as the last burrito?
It's not as cheesy.
- I think I got a faulty one.
I think they let the trainee roll mine up.
- Somethin', 'cause I'm giving this one an eight.
I really like it.
- What?
- Give me another bitie.
- I gotta get another bite.
The trainee put all the ingredients in the wrong place.
Where is he?
(slurping)
okay. - I heard a thud.
It's juicy, its got the juicy cheesiness
that you seem to really love before,
but not so much of it that it's the only thing I taste.
- Maybe I'm putting this one on the skillet as well.
They crisped up the tortilla.
- This is a Mexican restaurant I think.
- Yeah I think so, I think we're on the right track.
- You give it an eight?
- This is pretty good.
- That second bite when I got down to where
all the trainee put all the ingredients,
I'm gonna say it's a seven.
- Hmm.
- I got my guess. - [Announcer] Ready?
- I'm ready - Yeah.
- [Announcer] Three, two, one.
- Del Taco. - Del Taco.
We agree.
Can we remove the blinds?
- [Announcer] You may.
- We had a lot of similar guesses but--
- Eww.
- Yeah.
- What is that?
- I sneezed, I sneezed during that last round
and you didn't hear it.
- [Announcer] Link, how you think you did?
- I personally think Link did very well.
- I know I got McDonald's right
and that's the only one.
- [Announcer] Well Link, you have three correct.
- Really? - Oh, okay.
- [Announcer] And Rhett, you also have three correct.
- Ooh. - We tied.
- Yeah.
- [Announcer] But here's the real shocker
of this whole thing.
Your favorite burrito
was from Burger King.
- [Rhett] Ayy, look at the big boys burger. (laughing)
- I always get the croissant at Burger King.
- Look, whoa.
Who knew that they were doing this at Burger King?
- Oh it's got bacon and sausage in it.
- You took sausage on one side
and bacon on the other side?
It's a whole--
- You can have the bacon side.
- [Announcer] This means that you have to share the burrito
and more.
- Oh we're sharing it right now.
Okay.
- [Announcer] No, no--
- oh you're talkin' about the burrrito.
- I'm talkin bout the bad one, yup.
- Burger King's doin' somethin' right y'all.
News flash.
- And the croissant's over there like sulking.
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