Jon, how you doing? Dave.
Pleased to meet you.
Chris. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, Chris. Welcome to "Would You Buy That?"
We test prod
of this product, okay?
Yeah.
Why wouldn't I want to be on TV?
I'm him. I'm that man.
I run (bleep).
I'm supposed-- I'm supposed to have been doing this (bleep).
I told y'all I was coming.
Didn't I tell y'all?
Now I'm in here
doing an interview.
Hold on, wait a minute, get ,
two-- over there! One!
Hey, welcome to "Would You Buy That?"
I am Jon, I'm gonna be your host
and, um, this is my co-host, Mr.
It's, uh, Gone Cream.
I think we should welcome the doctor, Jon.
Let's welcome the doctor.
Doctor, come on in here, sir.
How you doing, man?
How are you? Hi.
Let's talk about this cream. Hey.
Hi.
How you doing?
Dr. Kleevahj. What--
I'm Jon.
Jon.
And-- I'm just Jon. Chris.
Chris, hi.
Hi.
(chuckles) So do you--
who was wearing, you know,
she wore scarves first three dates.
For what?
Exactly. That's what I thought.
The fourth date, I said, "What's going on?"
She took it off, it said "Greg."
Is that your first name?
No, that's what I'm saying.
But I didn't want her to put a laser on it.
Too much pain.
And expensive.
Expensive.
Exactly.
And then I thought, wait a second.
what if I can make something
that puts layers of skin over the original skin
and makes it go away?
Pssh, that sound like a damn good idea to me.
Okay.
It's called a three-step process,
and it's called that
because there's three steps and it's a process.
Okay.
Apply Gone Cream.
Okay.
Prime it with UV,
and then step three, marvel at the results.
That sound like a hell of a deal to me, I'm with that.
I'm so happy.
I am with that.
Chris, you got some tattoos you wanna get removed?
Yeah.
I do, Jon.
My grandfather's name is Richard.
Rim.
I'm ready.
Yeah, we're gonna do Chris first, 'cause he put it on--
he put it on first.
Oh, okay, go ahead, Chris.
Mine's, like, tingling, man. Is it tingling? That's good.
Do you want to--
Let's get Chris up in here, get him in this light
and make sure-- damn.
Oh, cool.
Like a space shuttle or something, man.
Yeah, go ahead and close it.
We're gonna close him in.
And I'll start the clock.
You gonna be famought on in her.
Got some A.C. in there for you.
Right now, Chris is in here, he has the Gone Cream applied.
We're gonna leave him in there for about ten minutes
and we're gonna see that tattoo
start to fade away.
Okay.
I think we're just about ready.
We're gonna have Chris come on out of there, man,
and I'm gonna switch places with Chris.
Excellent.
Come on out.
Man, you looking good already.
Thanks.
This stuff is-- Wow, it's fading.
It's tingly.
Bro, it's really fading.
Yeah.
I'm gonna buy the hell out of this product.
Thank you.
I can't believe it's working that fast.
What does this do?
This is, like, you know, you go to the dentist
or you go to, you know, get an x-ray.
Oh, okay.
Is that, like, protection from the "lightning"
or something like that?
From the UVB.
Okay.
So go ahead.
Let's try this again.
Let's do it.
Okay.
I love this product, you should try it.
My friend Chris is out there.
His tattoo is fading away,
this is-- It's awesome.
Is it tingling for you?
It tickles a little bit.
But that means it's just working, you know?
That's the stem cells activating.
You know how long
I've been wanting this tattoo
removed off my ankle?
Jon, is it hurting for you, man?
No, it feels great.
I'm start-- I'm starting to feel it really burn, man.
Aah!
Stop!
What's going on out there, man?
Okay...
This does not feel good, man.
You can come out, it's, it's just--
Yeah, 'cause he's-- he's crying like a baby right now.
We're gonna have to--
He's really just moaning, that's why.
Yeah. Wow.
Chris, come on, man, you're a grown man.
Did you take hormone pills?
What the hell is going on with you?
Um, that's...
What the hell is--
You nipping, bro.
That's part of the--
That's part of the swelling, I--
He got man boobs.
You need-- You didn't put the vest on.
You went in without the vest.
like some National Geographic type.
No... You're like--
What?
That's sick.
It's-- It's swelling.
No... You're like--
What.
I gotta go to the bathroom right now.
I don't understand what-- what is going on right now.
It's the stem cells, so it an estrogen l.
It's just for a short time.
Why didn't you tell me this before?
It's on the board, it's clearly...
Yeah, clearly it's on the board,
but it don't say swelling boobs on that damn board, neither.
Okay, well, you're not doing anything
I need to go places.
I can't be walking around in no big thick-ass coat, Doc.
Okay, I have something that I think will help.
Okay, what-- what's that, Doc?
This is an unintended swelling brace.
I'm not (bleep) wearing no damn bra.
Let's just see if this will fit on you.
I'm not putting that on.
So I gotta walk around with tits or a big-ass coat.
Or if you have-- I don't know, maybe you can put a box
in front of you that you're holding when you walk around.
Oh, my God.
I'm supposed to carry a big-ass box?
Something good you can do,
instead of selling me bull(bleep).
I'm not--
I don't want no man titties.
--
What is it, Doc? You done sold me some bull(bleep).
Now you telling me you got more product.
What does this product do, huh?
It's called "Fameless."
it's the prank show you're on right now.
Oh...
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Ha-ha...!
This is some bull(bleep).
You got me.
Chris, you ain't got no boobs!
Oh, hell no!
"Fameless."
Ain't that a bitch?
I went in the damn thing, go underneath the light
and came out seeing those big-ass tits
and a removed tattoo
I really don't understand what the hell just went on right now
I just got pranked - I, I got pranked.