I can't believe you volunteered to do this.
I know.
We've got other shows;
Dear Ryan, Parkourse
We haven't done a Parkourse in years.
Nah, it's been like, a few months.
Welcome back to another episode of:
I
Dare
YOU!
We take your dares, put them in a hat,
and if we draw it, the player council then decides how many points it's worth based on how daring of a dare it is.
If a player passes another player can take the steal.
DUN DUN DUN
The first player to get to 10 points wins something amazingly not amazing,
as well as their name in the Hall of Fame!
Nope! Just kidding, they get the Ball of Lame, you basically write your name on a ball of
aluminum foil, it's pretty lame...
Alright, today we've got a very special guest,
some of you guys may know him as...
RiceGum!
Greg: Hey guys nice to meet you! (laughing)
Yo, what's up guys it's RiceGum, I've been training my whole life for this
and I would rather die than leave this house a loser.
Damn,
we can arrange that.
Now it is time for us to do the loser dares.
The person with the least amount of points has to do the loser dare,
so we're all gonna make up our own loser dares and put it in the loser cup.
And, if you have the least points you have to pick from the loser cup.
Alright, let's do it.
[Ticking]
How do we decide who goes first?
Whoever has the most obnoxious underwear.
Obnoxious?
Brightest underwear.
Oh, Sean's is a little obnoxious.
I got some plad.
What you got, bro?
It's just red.
I dunno, but his is pretty bright.
Rock, paper, scissors.
Scissors.
(laughing) Why did you say it?
I won
(laughing) He's confused. It doesn't make any sense.
Derek goes first. *clapping* DEREK GOES FIRST!
First dare of the day.
I dare thee
fill underwear with eggs. Kick briskly in crotch.
Wait, what?
Kick briskly?
Alright, how many points is this?
I think I'd have to rate this after I see this.
I say minimum, you get three.
Okay.
We're gonna do this escalation style, first person kicks, you set the tone, next person has to go harder, harder, and then Greg goes last,
and he goes the hardest.
Okay, ready?
Yeah.
You didn't even break it!
I missed!
OH!
That was a slap kick!
OW!
Right on the leg!
Yo, that was a judo kick right there!
Do the haka first!
(Haka)
(Greg being sexy)
Oh my god I'm a little scared
OW!
That was like right on the side
That kind of hurt my foot, sorry Derek
What was that like 5 points?
I'm going to give you like 3 and a half
alright I'll take the 3 and a half
Ok, let's go Greg
Greg got more messed up than Derek did
Yea, my ankle hurts for sure
I dare you to put your legs through your shirt armholes for the rest of the game
He is the only one thats dressed up to it
I know I'm always like that.
One round one point.
Max 3.
One point initially next round another one next round another one
Alright
Quick fashion show.
Good job Greg.
Alright lets go Rice. *banging on table*
We have yogurt?
Lets go look in the fridge
So we don't have yogurt so were going to use this.
Banging noises.
What is that? (I have no idea)
Seasoned soy bean paste.
Were going to be a stylist today. (a very good one)
What do you think this is worth?
Ill take 3 or something.
Im down for a 3.
3 Points
Looks like saulsa.
*Awws and laughter*
Thats a gel?
Does that feel good? It feels pretty good.
Everybody get some highlights.
Auh Dude
There you go that's bomb.
Looks like a Chinese restaurant
Lets go Ryan.
*Banging noises*
*Sighs of pain*
Thats crusty.
Its was worse. (Not as bad as my toe to be honest)
I'll give you 3, 3 is a good base.
Got to lick one time?
Got to do a couple laps 1 2 3 4
Oh my god.
How many then?
3
You down? Lets do this
God look at that
What if i threw up on his foot extra point?
Alright ready?
*SREAMING*
Its so salty!
Uh so salty why? (because of sweat)
That was crazy x2
What if its wet toilet paper but be slap it on you.
What if we make a cast? Ooh a mask! Yeah.
So is this one round or a full game?
Ill steal it from you!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
If you chicken ill do it.
Do it less than 3
Yeah proba- no if its a full game ill do 3.
Oooo a whole game?
Don't do it Sean you already got thre-
You talked him into it. x2
Just got to pee real quick.
Oooh that looks soggy!
There you go.
This isn't sticking.
There you go that will help the hat. Yeah.
Done x2
Banging
Lets go Derick.
Wait what?
I think they think there at the other house.
I like the spining jumping thing.
Shall we make it first then gage the points?
Got to make it a little risky. Yeah.
Im down. Okay
Someone get some matches some gasoline. (NOW THAT WOULD BE A GOOD BBQ)
Were gonna have Derick spin 20 times
On this platform up here.
And has to walk all the way from that platform gonna walk all the way cross to right here.
lets do this. If he does this how many points hes getting? 3 Okay 3 gimmie a little more cause that rock is HOT!
Alright 4 points.
If you fall in that's a fail.
You still get 2 points. Alright count it
1 yo this this is kinda scary.
2
you did not need the bat. I know he could a just spun
Alright
Faster.
18.
19.
20 GO.
OH dude fall towards the pool.
AWW DUDE
*SPLASH* Got hella wet
Now there is egg in my pool now
Alright good job Derick.
Nice atempt
Greg
Banging noises.
It should be we slap you.
One point each hit and we are pick you own thing.
What ever we want.
how many do you want from this.
Point per slap.
Point per slap we all pick something here we go.
Are you ready? * Breathing sound affects*
*Scream*
That wasn't too bad.
Gimme to me Derick!
OW
1 2-3
3!
*Screaming*
Pow
OHHHHHH
Which one was more sore mine or his?
Yours was like a whip.
Two different pains.
Im kinda turned on.
Alright lets go RiceGum.
*Banging on table*
WHAT?
Drink water?
Were you crocs at?
Taco? wereing it for his whole life.
Im down.
Oh my god!
Ill take two shoes and like
How does thing work.
Ill do it for 3 man.
DANG
Ill do it for 3 to.
2.5?
NOOO. You would not do it for 2.5
Ill do it for 2.5.
I did not come here to lose man.
You re husseld him.
Oooh Theres crust in there!.
SCREAMING
You nasty.
Hes gonna puke no hes not.
*BANGING ON A FREAKING TABLE* AGAIN.
Cemet is kinda tough (No shit Sherlock)
puddle of legos
we lift him up we grab a limb each one of us
Ooh of the ground? (OF COURSE OFF THE GROUND)
Along is if my head is safe im good
What is this worth? x2
4 and then 5
Alright
I just want to meausure.
Oh my god this is gonna hurt
A little higher give me a 4.
1 2 3
BANG
ow
Thats so sore!
What happened?
It was the guy with the mask he couldn't see!
Can you do that?
Lets make him Vandare.
Hes on to different boxes and he stands on the other boxes and forms sepretly.
Ill do it im down.
1 Point 2 point 4 Point *what happen to 3?
1 2 Go
Ah dude.
Thats a one.
Okay keep going.
OH this is a vandale.
HEY
WOAHHH
Ill give you 2 here X2
Thats 2? *THATS WHAT IM SAYIN?
Ready go!
You gonna need help?
AH dude im falling
Keep it going
You hella flexable
Falls
Thats pretty good.
Ill give you a 3.
Ill give a 3 two.
Good job Sean.
So Derick.
How many points?
Maybe a 3 for a pretty decent hit.
For a whole punch or slap.
yeah
Lets add you 2 in there
For 4 points punch in the stomach.
Slap in the face.
Then a whip?
Ill kick it yeah you do the towl whip.
Or whip
or actaully Greg
You know how to do that the towl whip?
Try it.
Oooh
Alright
lets go Derick.
*Slap*
Flex *Punch*
*Kick* OW
Towl Whip.
Hes like bending over.
I quit dood
Good job Derick.
Alright Greg
Like in his ear?
I better get 2 points if its in my ear.
Its gonna get infected.
What if you lick is hair?
What if you put this much of his hair and was like *slurping*
himm
AWW that goes for me
Just this patch right here.
You got to lick it till its clean.
RiceGum is gonna get like 0.5 a point, yeah half a point.
Just to let him suck on his hair.
Alright 2 points for Greg
GO
This is so weird!
Dude i don't think you getting it out.
Bro you got to suck harder bro.
Use you tung.
I am.
I mean its kinda comin out
Yeah its getting clean.
its getting clean
*Coughing*
Sorry x4
I think thats good bro.
Dang
Good job Greg.
Lets go Lets go!
Woah
So how much points is this.
Lets go look at the bike and lets go look at the road.
How much is worth Bryian.
3
3?
Aw dude CRUSH
You okay dude?
Yeah im good.
I heard a crunch.
Lets go Ryian.
do it do it.
This is basically doing losing to win.
You can steal it for the win.
If its something to steal.
Well check it first.
Ready?
Ready.
Alright.
Oh wait its my own.
NOOO
Noo
We just measured this its about ten pounds.
(on a BTS video)
3 points to get hit.
With the Diamond Play Button.
From each one of us.
This is for the win right here.
Have you won?
Not since second channel.
Dang
Number one.
POW
AWW DUDE THAT LOOKS SO BAD.
Right on the bone!
123
POW
That wasn't so bad.
READY?
You farted right on my face.
So this is a contraption that we made
That can swing.
From a to b.
And in it goes.
This is nuts.
3 2 1 pff OWWWW
DUDE.
ARE YOU OKAY?
that one hit.
Hey but you won YAY
*WINNER SOUND AFFECTS*
Here you go bro heres you prize.
THIS
Good job
Wooo
This is the first time you won a I Dare You on here.
On first channel I Dare You.
With that being said Sean has the least amount of points.
So he has to be the loser dare.
Rice Gum
Belly flop X2
Is that possible?
Im not if i can reach from the balcony.
We could go from a ladder or something.
I do have a ladder.
Alright good.
Lets do it.
I have to i can't pass it.
Alright
This is the loser dare
I guess.
Boo loser.
3 2 1.
OWW *plop*
Thats gonna hurt.
Oh hes dead geez.
hes dead X2.
hes not you getting red now.
Good job Sean
Can i slap it?
Thats just an excuse for showing off you abs.
Yeah show em Greg.
Like we said Ryian gets to sign the Foil Ball for the first time.
And i already know what the surprise is.
You win you own surprise!
OOOH *look at Greg for a sec*
YEAHHHHHH
Feel how heavy this is.
Just drop this on my foot.
Thank you again for are speicel guest RiceGum.
Check out his channel.
Thanks for tuning in for a new tea time.
Talk to you next episode.