(soft music)
- So it's January 3rd, 2019.
It's about 10:00 a.m. in the morning,
and we just finished filming,
well me and Jess just finished filming a kind of 2019,
what we wanna get up to, bucket list, Q and A thing.
And did say that we had included everything
we wanted to do in 2019,
but I think there's one thing that I left out
and this feels so weird saying it.
But in 2019, I wanna be a dad.
Which is, wow.
Which is crazy to be saying this (laughs)
saying this out loud.
And you guys are probably wondering if this is on
Jess's bucket list, oh it's,
it's been on her bucket list for at least
the last several years. (laughs)
So,
yeah.
- Okay, I'm so nervous.
It is currently the 12th of September
and I'm about to take a pregnancy test.
And it's all in Polish,
so we were actually just in Poland before,
and I went into the store 'cause I knew I wanted to get one.
And there was only one test, had a baby on it
so I assumed it was a pregnancy test.
And then I used Google Translate,
and it actually translated,
wait I need to put it up 'cause I can't remember.
It was really funny, oh yeah.
So it translates to super sensitive homemade,
puff pastry pregnancy test.
So that is what I'm about to take now.
My heart is racing, oh my gosh, okay okay.
Let's do it.
It's like all gonna be in Polish.
Oh, yep it's all in Polish.
Okay.
Oh my gosh.
Okay so it looks like this.
I feel like it's one of those standard
one line means I'm not pregnant two lines means pregnant.
So I'm just gonna do it because I don't wanna wait
and I cannot go through Google Translate on this
gigantic piece of paper, so let's just do it.
I should actually probably work out
how long you have to wait.
I think it takes one minute.
Wait, I dunno.
So it looks like you have to use a dropper, okay okay.
Eye drops, ah.
Okay, aw yep.
Okay, see it's working it's working it's working.
I'm gonna cover it up.
Okay, I feel like the reason I'm filming it as well,
is I feel like if it is a yes, which I don't think it is,
like I haven't had any signs thinking I'm pregnant
I'm not late for my period,
I just really really wanted to check.
But I knew that if I didn't film it,
and I ended up being pregnant, I would kick myself.
But this is actually out third month trying
and our second month ever taking a test.
Stephen's not here by the way, we're currently in Venice.
And Stephen has gone out to buy milk,
and I'm like okay I'm gonna quickly take this test
because I don't really wanna take it with him here
'cause I don't wanna get his hopes up or anything.
So I'm like, okay let's quickly take it.
But yeah, last month I took the test
and I was actually at a hostel in Kazakhstan.
All right, I've got the test.
Oh my gosh, I'm so scared.
Oh my gosh, actually before I take it,
I need to show you this view.
Look where we are staying.
It is so nice, but all right let's venture out.
Oh my gosh I'm shaking, eeh!
Okay I've tested it, I'm just gonna like put it here
and hide it cause I do not wanna see it. (laughs)
And it was a no.
And then literally an hour later I got my period.
So I was like, if I just wanted an hour,
I wouldn't have had to look at a no pregnancy test.
And I told myself this month I wouldn't take a test,
I would wait till I'm late, and I couldn't wait.
So,
ah, this is like so stressful.
I hate taking these tests.
(exhales) This is like only the second time
I've ever taken a test though, but.
My heart.
I'm pretty sure, I'm like trying to work out what it says
and I'm pretty it says you wait one minute.
Which seems really quick for a test, but
I'll wait like one more minute.
I feel like it's gonna be a no.
So I don't even know why I'm stressing.
Can't believe it's only a minute.
Okay, well it's been a minute.
Okay wait, so I'm not gonna look.
Got the test.
Okay.
One, two, three.
Nope, it's a no.
(somber music)
(sighs) It's definitely a no.
I wanna check, I have like one more test that I was saving,
maybe I should use that test, just to see.
All right, whoa whoa whoa.
(somber music)
I do have like, a first response pregnancy test
that I was saving.
I dunno I just feel like I need to check it because,
again I just used like a Polish test and I just don't know
whether is actually gonna say yes or no.
So let's just do this as well.
Okay.
It's one of these ones.
I'm still shaking even though I know it's gonna say no.
(exhales) Did I do it for long enough?
I really should read these instructions.
This one you have to wait three minutes,
but I feel like it's gonna say no clearly,
'cause the other one said no.
But, I just gonna check anyway.
Oh yeah, where's that one that said no.
Does it still say no?
Yes, I definitely think it still say no.
This one was like $3, with the one I'm double checking on
was like $20, so, you know you kinda just feel like
you need to double check.
But,
I'm just nervous now 'cause I feel like it's gonna say no.
All right let me see.
Still thinking!
I'm so impatient.
Okay, I'm just gonna watch it flick away.
It's like a little timer.
Feel like Stephen is gonna come back any moment.
It's like my (gasps)
oh my God!
Oh, I like don't even believe it.
So I was just about to say that it looks like a little,
really little faint line was coming up on this one.
I did not, oh my God Steph's gonna be so excited.
(crying)
My God.
Oh my gosh I'm so glad I just took this test as well.
Oh my God, oh my God.
And now the line's coming up on this one
I should've read the instructions.
Oh my God, Stephen is not going to believe it.
Oh my God.
I don't believe it 'cause I literally thought it said no.
Oh my God.
Stephen's back.
Stephen's here.
Oh my God.
(soft music)
(door opens)
- What?
- (crying) I got,
- What?
- It says yes.
- Really?
- Thought it was gonna be no!
(crying)
- Gonna make me cry.
(laughing and crying)
- Can you actually believe it?
I just took a test right when (laughs)
I can't believe it!
- You're shaking.
- I know because,
so I took this test and you can't,
so you can kinda start seeing the line, right?
But before there was like nothing, I thought it was a no.
And the only reason I took this is 'cause you know,
I'm stubborn and I'm like,
okay I'm just gonna take this test.
(crying) I can't believe it!
- I love you, I'm so happy!
(crying)
- I actually can't even believe it.
I thought it was a no the whole time because
I thought that cheap test was a no.
And then just before this came up as yes,
I was like wait I think I see a little faint line.
It's crazy!
I didn't even know how to tell you,
I just dragged you in here. (laughs)
I know can you actually believe it?
- We're having a baby.
- Can you actually believe it?
- No.
That's, I don't know what to say.
- I reckon-- - What is this by the way?
- I know!
And I couldn't even be bothered 'cause I didn't know
how long you were gonna be.
So I couldn't be bothered reading the instructions.
So I was like, ah I'm just gonna drop some things on it
wait a minute, looked at it and was like oh it's a no.
Like it doesn't even feel real.
- Does that mean we can celebrate with pizza tonight?
- Yes, wait I can't even remember so--
- Are you allowed pizza?
- Yes, I'm allowed pizza.
Wait is this even recording?
I don't even know, oh my God we're having a baby!
- Bubby! - I know! (laughs)
So we're in Venice, so I think were gonna celebrate
by having pizza.
I don't even feel pregnant.
- This is like, the best thing ever.
- Oh my gosh.
- I can't believe it, Jess.
- So I thought it was a no.
I'm like not even due for three more days.
- Why'd you just now, so early?
- 'Cause I couldn't wait,
and I knew you weren't gonna be here.
So I just took my homemade puff pastry pregnancy test.
- What do you mean puff pastry?
- (laughs) You'll see, I'll show it later.
Oh my gosh!
I don't even know what to do now.
And I just like dragged you in here,
I didn't know what to say.
I went and opened the door for him,
and then the door handle broke,
and I was like shaking putting back on.
I'm like what do I do, how do I try and distract him?
How do we end this video?
- We're pregnant.
(both laughing)
- I don't even know what to say.
- I'm in shock. - I know I feel really hot.
- How are you feeling right now, hot?
- Like I don't believe it,
like I wanna go get another pregancy test.
This is so, you can't even see, like wait.
Can I actually show you them.
I haven't even showed them that that says yes.
Like I didn't even know what I was doing.
Wait, lemme see.
Closer.
Way closer.
- Wait, did you pee on this?
- Wait, the pee bit isn't on you.
Like here, like that.
There's a yes!
But then if you look on here, this is the other test I took.
How do I focus it?
Like you can barely even see anything.
That is cra--
I cannot believe it, and we're gonna have a May baby.
- Oh near you're birthday!
Wait--
- So we're due in May.
- Does it start from now?
- No so now I'm like almost four weeks pregnant.
Almost, so almost a month is gone already.
I don't even know.
- Wait, what? - I cannot believe it.
I still, I don't actually believe it.
- What do we do, do we have to,
we're overseas do we have to like call someone?
- It'll be fine, I dunno. (laughs)
Okay, we need to end this video.
- I dunno.
- So, I never thought someone was gonna watch this video,
but guys we're having a baby.
(laughs) And I can't even--
- I can't wait to tell everybody.
- It still feels like it's fake.
- You're shaking, you're shaking.
- Oh my, okay we need to end the video here.
- What even is this that's the thing.
- I know, and I'm pretty sure there's pee
all over my hands now.
Okay we need to end this video right now.
(laughs) Okay.
- And you put over my eyes? - All right, say bye.
- Bye.
(laughing)
- We're having a baby.
- Aw bubby!
- I can't believe it.
I can't believe it, I want you to watch it back
to see how much I didn't think it was gonna be positive.
Like I thought it said no.
I know I look like I'm crazy.
But I'm not.
I think it's actually shocking because I didn't expect it
to say yes, I actually cannot believe it.
- This is the best news ever!
I'm so happy.
- Stephen, how do you feel?
- In shock.
- That's what I feel like!
Yeah I feel so shocked.
Like I'm just as shocked as you.
Like I could not believe it.
Oh my God.
(upbeat music)
- Just walking around Venice with my pregnant wife.
(laughing)
(Italian music)
- It's a little, little baby.
(giggles)
- [Stephen] Celebratory ice cream.
- Mhmm, and then celebratory pizza.
(Stephen laughs)
- [Stephen] We've got our pizza, we have our pasta.
- Now it's a celebration.
- [Stephen] Now it's a celebration.
(music fades)