What's going on guys. I am Chad Wild Clay and today we're going to try something a little
bit different but whatever you do, don't leave a comment below until the very end of the
video otherwise you're gonna look like a fool…
Chad! Another YouTuber is talking smack about you again!"
Oh no who is it now?
Mathias!
Your thigh is talking smack about me?
No not my thigh is, Matthias!
Hoooooo!
That is the longest neck I have ever seen!
Why would you need a long neck?
I think you'd be walking around you'd be hitting your head on door jams and stuff.
I can't believe he would do that! I thought he loved my neck!
My neck!
Chad! Guess what! Matthias AND Amanda are talking smack about you. Watch...
Haha! This one!
Ehhhh...
It looks like he flexed a little too hard and turned into a mountain troll.
But not as cool.
Why does he look like a mountain troll?
He looks like a whoopie pie!
Look at that face. It really looks like he's constipated. That's funny.
Ehhh...
I don't know why but that makes me laugh.
mmm, no, no, no
They'll be laughing when I punch them with ... a punch!
Come on Vy, let's go!
Yeah! Where we going?
To the Red Cross to donate blood!
Matthias and Amanda blood!
Any time I need to totally destroy someone I do hella crazy research so I start hacking.
I discover these guys have a zillion YouTube channels. Who has time to watch all this?
Here we have the Matthias channel where I counted 31 videos about failing! I mean how
much can one guy fail in life?
Now this channel must be a Candian alphabet learning channel.
A 'M' and a 'F'. Aye.
Nerds in Lore?
More like nerds in a pretzel, am I right?
Subscribe or don't...OK I won't
Then I found M - Athiest. Must be a religious channel.
And Team 3D Geh...
Alright let's go down here and watch one of these videos.
oooh, yeah!
ooooh, yeah!
Wait, so the three are suppose to be brothers? I mean, I see the resemblance between the
two of them but clearly Matthias is not related to those two handsome dudes.
Team Edge? More like Team Eh...
So next I research their vlogging channel where they make 27 minute videos of them eating
food...
I mean, don't they realize how rude it is to eat food in front of other people?
And then they're so rude that they shove it in our faces about how full their bellies
are getting.
Look at that!
They're showing off!
It's so big!
Uh, quit bragging!
It's so big!
You guys know Chad, Chad Wild Clay
What's this?
Go check out his channel right here. Link right there.
Wait, this guy's giving me a shout out? For real?
There's no link here. This guy's trolling me!
Normally he makes like...it's, it's Crap, crap, crap
You want to see crap let's go check out the Matt High As channel.
What's going on guys I am Matthias and today we're doing something a little bit different
Boring! Next!
What's going on guys I am Matthias and welcome to reading...
Again! Next!
What's going on guys I am Matthias and welcome to something a tad bit different than usual.
I'm not seeing anything different than usual. And man this guy is a major Star Wars nerd.
I mean if this guy ever had a son I bet you he'd name him Luke so he can say
Luke, I am your father.
Next video!
What's going on guys I am Matthias and today...
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what's going on with that beard man? You're starting to look like a
redneck Obi Wan Kenobi. I mean you're looking so redneck if you did name your son Luke you'd
say
Luke, I am your father
and your uncle
Oooh, 18 minutes of Matthias sleeping on a box! This is gonna be killer!
What's going on guys I am Matthias and today we're doing something a little bit different...
What's going on guys I am Matthias and today we're trying something a little bit different...
What's going on guys I am Chad Wild Clay and today we're trying something a little bit
different...
What's going on guys I am Matthias and today we're trying something a little bit different...
Chad! Chad! Wake up! Guess what! Matthias and Amanda just released a diss track about
you! You gotta listen to it.
OK, I've seen enough. Time for me to lay down my own diss track.
Vy give me that funky fresh beat!
Yeah! A huh. Ok. Here we go! Yeah!
Wha... Never mind. Wait for the next one. Here it comes.
What's going on guys, his name is Matthias I'm skipping so many videos I'm getting arthritis
How can I diss, a guy with a million subscribers realize your vids are like an iris blindness
provider you giving childbirth or did you film new
zealand foods and include the word boobs to produce more
views cuz YouTube's profuse with entitled minors
requiring your life's designing content that is up to
their satisfying but inquiring why advertising is depriving
their timing and if you happen to succeed be thankful to
me because I took the time to be amused by you
for free I'm like a Jedi hitting subscribe for you
generously Now you better go edit a video for me
like Adobe Wan Kenobi but without the beard please!
I'm really good at multi-tasking. I can waste time, be bored, AND watch a Matthias video
all at the same time.
16 minutes opening mail slow? I think I'd rather watch my fingernail grow
20 minutes of just blowing bubble gum At least that one guy on the left is handsome
Team Edge, you should drop the ge and put special in the middle cuz that's what
you be except J-Fred & Bryan, they're mighty fine
hunks everyone else on the team's a whiny little
punk
He said he might fake roast me next. And I would love that Chad. Do that. I want to be
taken down a notch. I need it. Hahaha.
This video one big joke! Vy and I love Matthias and Amanda in fact they are two of the nicest
people you could ever meet.
Thank you guys for waiting til the end to leave a comment. If you see anybody down there
who doesn't understand that this is a joke please hit reply and set them straight. And
while you're down there leave a comment letting me know who should I roast next!
Please also give this video a thumbs up and if you missed the last roast that I made roasting
myself, the NigaHiga roast yourself challenge, go ahead and click right here. And I will
see you guys in a couple days with a brand new video.
He's so reckless also half foreign.