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I wake up in the morning I put on my
ugly face I make myself a breakfast I
switch myself with past I get my trusty
notebook I mix myself a drink I grab my
pen and S and then find ways to met link
like I could throw some balls of magic
or a for my shadow clone or I could sit
and play my organ or just wait on H or
maybe turn into a puppet for a giant
crazy snake but one thing sure you see
each BL would be a freaking huge
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mistake sing
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ladies I check my daily planner it tells
me what to do it says to kidnap Zelda
and take the Triforce too I'll come
invade her castle cuz Zelda's pretty hot
she'll be my Crudo princess or stay in
jail Rock cuz I've got giant ripping
muss and abs a size of hams a neck
that's thick and made of iron and butox
and strong as Rams so if you can't get
past my eyebrows and my complex and put
you off then just pretend I'm your
boyfriend and that my name is
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ever let's get [ __ ]
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out 1 2 3
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4
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oh bre out of the Dark World the sacred
rums a joke the Twilight R can hold me
the master sword is broke no matter how
you slay me I'll come back just the same
except in Link's Adventure cuz Zelda do
his l so get yourself some heart
containers and a shiny magic Shield a p
up Boomerang the strugles and a sword to
you'd better gather seven sages or some
M or some tears but hurry back cuz I'll
Attack again in another 100
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years I can't hear
you
oh that's
good she life can be quite
fragile when you're evil and you're
fear you've got a
drinking
problem and no one lik your
be you've got multiple
personalties because you turn into a
wine you deny all memory of a
Trilogy that was made
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for go I'll just those involment and
invite them to my tower and we G using F
force on those wizard
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and
H
watch
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out