Hey, you sampled every flavor we have.
Will you please just pick one?
Mm-mm. Not so fast.
I would now like to sample combinations of flavors.
And I would like you to use my spoon.
Security, we have a sample mooch at the counter.
[moaning]
Wow. I can't believe Goofy Goober's employees get to eat
all the ice cream they want on this job.
Hm?
Yeah, but the rule is only on the first break.
And for lunch.
And on the second break and for dinner.
Wow, ice cream all day!
Ice cream all day!
All day! All day!
Ice cream all day?
[screaming]
I'm getting a job at Goofy Goober's.
Goofy Goober's and You.
Hello and welcome.
As a new Goofy Goober employee,
we'd like you to know that we appreciate you.
The story of our ice cream begins with our founder, Reginald Goober.
who, for some unexplained reason, was nicknamed Goofy.
In 1842, he headed west in a covered ice cream wagon.
In the days before cones and refrigeration,
he served his warm ice cream on rocks and sticks.
From those humble beginnings, Goofy Goober
has grown into a multi-billion dollar business,
that you, our newest employee, now have the privilege to work for.
We only ask that you, one, practice good hygiene.
Two, maintain good work habits.
And three, believe in extraterrestrials.
Peace, hugs and ice cream!
The end.
Hello, Goofy newbie.
[whimpering]
Can I have ice cream now?
Not until your first break. I'm your manager,
and I want you to know that I appreciate you.
Now let's get you started.
You will be washing dishes today.
What do you think of that?
Oh, I had a thought once.
[laughing]
Ooh, you sure put the goofy in goober.
I'll check on you in a few minutes.
[moaning]
Exceptional.
Show me how you cleaned all these dishes so fast.
OK.
[moaning]
Never tell anyone you did that.
Is it time for my first break?
Not yet.
Aw...
This should be easy.
Just unload the boxes of ice cream from the truck
and stack them in the freezer.
OK, repeat it back to me.
When the bell rings, I peel a banana,
and run like the devil!
Close enough.
Oh, good, good! The truck is empty.
Ah! Oh, that's hot!
[screaming]
Nothing's biting today.
Newbie, why would you turn the heat on in the freezer?
Oh, it was freezing in there. And the fire I built wasn't doing it.
What?
Now, this should be easy for you.
You just walk around as Goofy the Goober,
and wave to the kids.
A word of warning.
Sometimes the kids get a little over affectionate.
I love you, Goofy Goober!
[laughing]
So cute. Good luck!
I want you to be my daddy.
I wanna crack this nut!
[screaming]
Sorry!
[laughing]
Yay!
[screaming]
Unattended ice cream.
Mustn't let it go to waste.
[laughing]
I think you better go home and clean up.
But... but I haven't had my first ice cream break.
I'll give you another chance tomorrow.
If it doesn't work out, I'm afraid you're fired.
In the most appreciative way.