(leaves crunch underfoot as someone pants)
(Ian) SHUT UP!
Man, I was so cute as a baby, wasn't I?
This was easily your worst costume ever.
Dude, I put a lot of thought into that costume.
You just took off your pants!
Well, it's still better than your Sailor Moon outfit.
(scoffs) You're just jealous 'cause you could never pull this thing off.
♪ (ominous music) ♪
(glass shatters)
What?
You don't see that?
No, dude. You're cra--
OH MY!
(static)
Right! What is that?!
You know what, man? This is Halloween 2012.
Everyone wore a Slenderman costume back then, dude.
It was totally relevant.
It's cool.
He's there too.
♪ (ominous music) ♪
He's there.
It's like he's following me around or something.
I got an idea.
- What? - Say "Cheese".
- Cheese. - (camera snaps)
Oh god!
What?
(Ian) Look!
He's right behind you.
♪ (ominous music) ♪
What're we gonna do, man?
I mean, he only shows up when we take photos of you,
so just stop taking photos of yourself?
Alright, yeah. No, that's impossible.
Why?
Dude, how else am I supposed to suddenly brag about
- how awesome my life is? - (camera snaps)
You're just standing there, eating a cracker.
(crunching)
See? That's the problem with everyone these days.
Instead of living in the moment, and enjoying what's going on right here,
right now, everybody's so wrapped up in this bullsh*t,
that they want to just try to impress people that they barely even know online.
Oh, I'm sorry. What was that?
I couldn't hear you over the sound of how awesome my life is in this photo.
#MurderingTheseCrackas!
You wanna murder white people?
No, like...I'm murderin' these white crackas, bitch!
It's a common phrase.
Okay, so obviously, you're not gonna stop taking photos,
so I guess we're just gonna have to trap Slenderman?
And there's only one way we can do that.
Stop standing in broken glass?
(glass crunches)
(whimpering) Y-Y-Yeah, but I also have another idea.
(sighing) I don't know, man.
I only took three years of art school.
(Anthony) Aw, come on! Don't sell yourself short.
You're a great artist and you know it.
He's right.
Those three years of art school really paid off.
This is f-cking accurate as f-ck!
Dude, I actually look pretty hot with your haircut.
Now I know why you do this everyday.
Whoa! Guh...why are you dressed like me?
Uh, well...
I'm right there.
Slenderman's gonna kind of notice if there's two Anthonys.
Yeah, but now there's two Ians.
Oh.
(heavy sigh)
I don't see why you couldn't have just been the tree
and I could've just been myself.
Well, then there would've been two yous. That wouldn't work out.
Yeah, but there wouldn't be two mes if you weren't me.
Uh, yeah, well I can't be me because he's me and I'm you.
- Yeah, that's why you would be the tree! - But I can't!
- Why? - Because then there'd be two trees!
Oh my f*cking god! Just forget about it!
Let's just get this over with.
My name is Anthony.
I'm gonna take another selfie of myself like I always do!
(grunts) Got him!
Did we catch him, tree?
Okay, you can stop the role playing now.
Shut up! You're a tree.
Don't ruin this.
Alright, fine. Whatever. I caught Slenderman.
(whiny voice) Slenderman? I am NOT Slenderman!
What?
(sighs) Slenderman's my big brother.
I'm Skinnyman.
Uh, yeah, we've never heard of you.
Hold on, hold on.
Uh...
- You look-- - (both) Exactly the same.
We do NOT!
You white people are so racist!
Especially you!
Anyway, Slenderman retired because he got just too popular.
You do realize, though, that this whole Slenderman fad
died off in 2012, right? Totally irrelevant now.
What?!
Yeah, like what?
Do you still have a Kony 2012 bumper sticker on your car?
You know what? That's it!
♪ (ominous music) ♪
(camera snaps)
(typing) Murdering these crackers.
See? I told you that's what it meant!
(groans) You're right, man. I'm sorry.
(both scream)
#CrackersGettinMurdered.
Hey, you used it correctly. Good job.
Thanks, man.
(screaming)
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