I don't even know what to do.
I'm having an emergency.
Oh my gosh.
We just got here and it's this huge square and all we see are these neon cars - that
seem to be pedal cars - and it smells like food, and everybody's eating.
It's like a state fair here.
It's pretty amazing.
I'm so glad that we came.
I think I smell pretzels?
But that's kind of odd, but would also be amazing if they have them!
Oh, I have no idea what's in store, but I am SO excited this is happening.
This is happening!
Truth be told, we have no idea what we got.
No idea, whatsoever.
It's a little bit like Russian Roulette, so I'll choose one first and then Bill chooses
one, and we'll just keep going to the end.
Let's see what we got.
I don't know how it opens, I can't figure out how to get into it.
I'm choosing maybe the safest one, maybe?
We think this is something like Spam, but it's not going to be Spam, so maybe it's salmon?
It has a tomato and a mayo sauce on it.
It seemed popular. This was the only one left.
All right, I'm going in.
I have no idea what it is.
It tastes like a square hot dog that's really pink.
It's quite tasty!
It's just a little bit spicy, but not super spicy.
I quite like it.
I have no idea what it is.
If you know, please drop a comment.
That's tasty!
{not enough hands] That's nice.
It's good.
It's a little rubbery, but it's got some good flavor.
After eating it, I still have no earthly idea what it is.
I'm leaning towards seafood, but beyond that, I have no idea.
There's some good flavors and some good char on it.
Next, we have these dumpling little things shaped like a teardrop.
These were two different colors when they were not cooked.
It was like an orange and white stripe.
I pointed to one and the girl next to me was like, yeah, yeah - get it.
I'm going to blame the stranger on the street if I don't like this.
All right, here goes, random food number three.
Oh my god.
What the...?
It's cheese filled!
How do they get the cheese in there??
It's like a seafood popper, but I can't figure how they got the cheese in there.
I think it's seafood?
I genuinely have no idea what this is.
I don't know what it is, either.
This could be also anything from fish to chicken.
No idea what it is, but it looks grilled and it looks delicious.
Here goes.
Could also be tofu, but I've got to get another bite of this.
I have no idea.
It's good.
It looks like chicken, but it doesn't taste like chicken.
I know that everything tastes like chicken, so it should taste like chicken,
but this doesn't. I don't know why.
It might be tofu?
It's just a bit bouncy in the texture.
It's not the texture at all of chicken.
I'm going with Bill and tofu.
That's pretty good.
Well, this is something beyond what we might have expected.
This is pretty amazing.
It's a Fred Flintstone fueled, state fair food, Night Brite extravaganza.
It's just really something very different, very surprising.
It's really fun to see all the people enjoying themselves, all the lights, there's music
going on - just a ton of fun.
Next up, we're going with something a little bit more familiar: dim sum.
Some look familiar, and "dim sum" don't.
Hey, I can't stop laughing at my own joke.
Didn't even phase you.
Okay, they put a chili sauce and mayo. Mayo goes onto everything here, which I don't think
I've ever had mayo on my dim sum before.
All right, first one that sort of looks like a purse.
[oh, #*$@]
My mouth is on fire! Fire, lava!! Oh, shoot.
Do you need some water?
We'll be right back. Oh my god. I can't chew it.
Do you require medical assistance?
So they asked if you wanted it spicy and you said a little?
No, it's just that's the way - it's the inside.
Oh, oh dear god.
This is not enough.
I still can't chew it.
The pain will go away once you swallow it, right?
I'm not kidding.
That is officially the spiciest thing I've ever had in my life, oh my god.
It's still - I can't.
This is not enough.
oh my god
I feel actual flames, and he just stands there recording me the whole time.
You are trying that next.
That is really damn spicy.
I can hardly exist in this moment.
It's so spicy, I don't even know what to do.
I'm having an emergency.
So, Heather says this little thing produced all that fire.
I'm a little bit skeptical, because that's kind of how she is with spicy food, and it's
hard to believe this little thing can produce all that fire.
I don't know. Here goes.
Make sure you chew it!
[Realizes wife is right] I'm pretty sure that's ghost peppers in there.
That is very spicy.
Yes, I can see how that would be the hottest thing you've ever had.
It's impressive for me.
I'd give it an eight or nine on a ten scale, and I'm someone that eats
spicy food kind of regularly.
Okay, so we asked some young girls, using the power of Google Translate - which is amazing
- we asked them what was in the little dumplings that we tried.
They proceeded to tell us about the meat and the filling and everything, and I said, "but
what makes it spicy?"
And they said, "No, no, not spicy," and I said again, "What makes it spicy fire?" and
they laughed and they said, "no, no, not spicy."
Finally we just think it's our American stomachs.
I mean, my mouth is still on fire.
It was spicy.
Oh, it was a really fun exchange.
I love Google Translate.
It's amazing.
I just want you to know, I've learned my lesson, and Bill's trying the next one first - because
I can't feel any part of my mouth.
I'm going to try the second one here.
Heather's once bitten, twice shy.
Here it goes.
Looks like a nice little dumpling; could be fire inside.
There's a lot of heat in that thing.
It comes on slow and then strong.
It's really good though.
You want to try it? You can have the other one!
All right, we waited a long time for this one - like a half hour.
There were so many people ahead of us.
It is this bubbly waffle cone, except it's like an actual waffle that they wrap to make
it a cone, with vanilla ice cream, some chocolate on the inside.
Frankly, I need this to cool the flames from that last not spicy dumpling.
[Fire! Lava!]
Oh, the vanilla ice cream.
It's so good, and with the waffles...
This is perfect.
This is so big though!
It's like a meal.
Oh my gosh, it's so good.
We maybe should have ordered two. It's so good.
See ya.
No regrets.
She's letting me have some.
She's awesome.
I don't know what these are, but they are great.
Okay, we'll save one for you, because that's what kind of guy *I* am.
I think that's cocoa puffs?
I mean, I don't eat cocoa puff cereal but if I was to describe to somebody what cocoa
puff cereal was like, that's what it would be like.
That qualifies as the strangest dinner that we've had on this entire trip so far.
Now we get to ride back to our hotel on this jalopy.
They call them helicopters - we think - we think.
We don't really know why?
If you know why, drop us a note in the comments!