daddy help me i've got this homework. oh you've got a homework' okay let's see
uh okay they want you to name any one domestic animal that's so expensive
and any one domestic animal which is dangerous to people and explain how.
daddy, what do they mean?
okay, when they say expensive animal, they mean an animal which needs a lot of money
if you want to buy that animal okay!
uh when they say a dangerous animal they mean an animal which can even kill someone?
okay now i get it
yes, just two animals and after that you should explain how expensive or
dangerous those animals are, okay? so number one what's so expensive animal at this house?
um, my mother,
what! your mother? what do you mean? is he a domestic animal?
or anyway let me ask you this question,
how is she becoming an expensive?
daddy! you said that you paid 500 dollars to marry her.
yes of course i had to pay that amount just to get her here but that's not the correct answer
okay just to help you the most expensive domestic animal here is a cow. okay?
yes dad, okay so let's go to the second point
uh here they want us to mention one domestic animal which is dangerous,
that is, which can kill people as i said
A good example is you dad.
me? how? how can i be so dangerous? have i ever killed someone? who told you that?
dad when you're angry you say 'i'll kill you' which means you can kill
junior, yes i do say that, but its out of anger and i don't mean it
Okay so the answer is rats.
no! rats are not domestic animals, yes they live here,
but you don't keep them intentionally and by the way,
here the want animals which can kill people, okay/ so rats do not kill
dead really/ rats don't kill?
yes, rats are not dangerous, rats don't kill, they never kill people.
they can bite you you can't die, you can't eat them accidentally you can't die
anything about rats cannot make someone die
so what do they eat?
you mean the food the rats eat? they eat the food we eat.
in general let me say rats food is people's food
oh rats food is people's food?
yes junior, rats food is people's food, they eat what we eat and we eat what they eat.
we are like the same, okay? so! oh wait a minute,
hey sir, you seem to be very weak how can we help you?
i'm so hungry please give me any food, i'll eat any food that you're having.
i've been two days without any food, oh okay ah i'm so sorry sir.
ah junior, is there any food in the house?
no daddy but i can go and get it somewhere.
oh please junior do as you say go get that food, otherwise this man will die here.
okay dad, i'm going.
don't worry sir, you'll be fine, that child is clever enough to bring you food.
i'm pretty sure he's gonna ask for some food from our neighbors
daddy let him eat this
please sir, eat this you'll be fine.
no what's going on here? he was supposed to be fine after the food,
but now he's even worse, how come?
daddy, i don't know.
No junior, you must know something you are the one who brought the food.
where did you get it? i get it from our neighbor they give the rats
come on junior, normally people don't give rats food, if they do,
definitely the food is poisoned and mostly the idea is to kill those rats.
daddy, i saw a bottle close to the food.
you see now? you've killed this man,
junior why would you take food made for rats and bring it here?
daddy remember you said that rats food is people's food.
No junior, i didn't mean what you've done
I just wanted to say rats eat what we eat, they eat things like
bread, maize, potato which is what we eat as people, oh no.
daddy you gave him poison
what? i gave him poison? how? you're the one who brought it here.
And you told me to give him.
And you are the one who gave him to eat, so who is a killer?
No junior, i'm just speechless i don't know what to do with you
and i don't know what to do with this man. why would you do this junior?
I saw a bottle close to the food, remember you said that, rats food is people's food
okay so that's the way we drive the car basically
and don't forget to put the gear on your neutral before you start the car
otherwise it will start moving before you are prepared to drive, okay?
okay daddy, i get it.
and uh what else? okay when you want to stop press down the brake pedal,
of course i'll be telling you when to stop the car yeah,
also remember that this car is not mine i borrow it.
so please drive carefully otherwise, let's go start the car
okay daddy
oh no junior, are you sleeping? be careful when driving please
we can die here
i'm so sorry
oh junior stop the car, stop it, i said stop the car junior.
daddy i don't see blake
ah Junior, i said blake is that middle pedal down there
you press cratch and then that black pedal, then the car gonna stop.
huh anyway let's keep going
daddy i'm so sorry
alright that's it, another chance. junior stop the car, i said stop the car Junior,
daddy i don't see blake.
Junior, i said break is down there at the middle stop the car right now please
daddy i'm so sorry
okay, okay, junior stop the car
you see, you can do it, you can stop thecar, but when there is a shining star
somewhere standing by the road waving us. you don't stop the car why don't you stop?
daddy i'm so sorry, forgive me.
yeah, it's okay let's go but when i tell you to stop the car next time
please stop it as soon as i tell you, okay?
okay daddy i get it
daddy we should stop
no junior keep driving, just keep driving, let's go we don't have time for that fool, okay?
ah Junior, i told you not to stop for that guy, why have you stopped?
daddy why should we not stop for our fellow man?
no junior, this is very unfair, you failed to see the break when there is a shining star
gloriously waving us somewhere by the road, how come you see the break now?
how can you stop for that guy?
why should we not stop for our fellow man?
never mind junior, let's just go leave that person there, okay?
we don't have time for fools start the car, no time for fools
alright that's it, another chance again Junior, stop the car now.
i say stop it hey junior listen to me stop the car right now
daddy you said no time for fools
oh no Junior, this is very unfair that lady was coming,
how can you be so selfish and rude, to her like that?
huh you would have waited patiently and see what she wants,
ah i think you're just such a useless child and you are banned from driving this car again
daddy, no time for fools.
and lucky enough for that fool is you
and i think i should stop going out with you
otherwise you are so embarrassing junior