John you got mascot well it's more a way
of improving all our lives Jimmy I've
been looking at the health and safety
reg and this show and having locked I'm
amazed we're not all killed on a weekly
basis this is a death trap this
building so I've done my training I'm
now fully approved health and safety
officer so if you'll permit me to go
around I've got my health and safety
high-vis card again I do mainly old
people's homes these are great these I
make these myself and they've cut road
deaths in the over 70s by 40%
I hate to say this but that really suits
you thank you so I've been having a look
this is the first problem this is like
sitting under a guillotine every week
that pointless and that swings around
onto my head no it doesn't come near you
so I had no choice but to provide myself
with a hardhat so that that's not a
problem anymore then I go and this is a
true fact if you have more than 10 or
more employees you are legally obliged
to have an accident and incident logbook
and I've never been shown us and I know
you've got probably 10 almost up so I've
got one for you as well to just have at
the house
next problem with you Suzie with that
deathtrap in front of you the dictionary
we all know how easily a paper cut can
happen so I've got you some oven gloves
you don't mind wearing now it's just at
any point wait who thought I was going
to get that on the desert
I feel so masculine Rachel you've got
you've got quite a lot going on there
so to get some exercise in some safety
goggles there just in case anything sort
of falls off he's things are bloody
dangerous certainly you never know you
having a drink and then all of a sudden
you put your down and so I got
everyone a little sippy cup sippy cup
and then finally looking at the
statistics on how many panel show
comedians are killed each year in chair
based falls absolutely shocking none so
far
I'm not gonna be the first so I've got
myself
let's countdown sure that you got a
mascot yes I do Jimmy
you know you get those Brown signs and
it you're like driving through somewhere
and it says a brown sign and it says
going visit like you know there's
there'd be like a sort of farming museum
and you always always isn't it why
did he lure me down so I thought I'd
come up with some alternative Brown
signs for things to on its day you do
want to know when you're driving around
but oh just coming up as a prisoner they
wouldn't want to stop near a prison full
of serial killers you go
no just up there it's just full a serial
killer you just drive tentatively actor
William
this one won't be quite popular for some
people
woods for men you know that there's sort
of woods that men like to hang out in
he's looking for a friend so that's my
best got Jimmy Shawn science everyone
Spencer Jones of course it's Suzie dance
I'm not saying Suzi spends a lot of time
satisfying the needs of drivers on the
a34 but she's but she's now technically
classed as a service station
you