- Hey. Hey. I got the drinks.
- My man.
- Oh my gosh, Jupiter, this place is spotless.
- What could I say?
I am the vacuum cleaner of the solar system.
- I have arrived. (relaxing music)
- We are ready to watch the All-Star Game.
- Earth, how is your rash doing?
- Well, if you're making reference
to the life forms that cover much of my body,
they itch like a mother flipper.
- You better watch out Mars, you're next,
once they figure out how to get to you.
- Ha ha, yeah. Good one. (relaxing music)
- Hey Uranus, how's it going?
- It's Uranus. You know this.
- Whatever Uranus.
- Guys, I hate to bring this up,
but Pluto's not invited, right?
- Oh heavens no.
- Yeah, because if he shows up,
I'm gonna be in transit outta here.
- Guys we gotta have the conversation
with Pluto at some point.
- We know.
- Really not looking forward to that.
- Guys. The All-Star game is almost on.
So look, can we just like enjoy ourselves?
And is the AC off in here or what?
- Is he good?
- Looks like he's heating up.
- Ooh, just a hot flash. Don't worry about it.
- Ho, ho. Hey guys,
(drum thumping)
I must have missed the invite, huh?
I mean, cell service is not good
out in the Kuiper belt.
- Yeah.
- [Pluto] So what are we doing guys?
(Pluto slurping) (Pluto spitting liquid)
- Oh, ugh.
- Not my favorite. Ew.
- Bye Joe.
- Well, Pluto, the All-Star Game is coming on soon so-
- Oh, the All-Star Game?
Yeah. Sagittarius United won.
- Ohh.
- Dude are you kidding me?
- He just ruined the game for us.
- Guys, come on. (upbeat music)
The stars are so far away,
that that game actually took place
like millions of years ago,
but we're only just now getting the TV feed.
- Then how did you find out who won?
- I read it on Spacebook.
- Oh, Spacebook.
- Spacebook.
- No point in watching the game, huh?
I think we should play Monopoly instead.
I have it right here. (box rattling)
- We don't wanna play Monopoly.
- It's just one flipping game, Uranus. It'll be fun.
- It's Uranus!
- Come on. (pieces clattering out)
Ohh.
Oopsie daisy.
(box thumping on the floor)
- I am gonna murder him (serious music)
until he's just a great red spot on the floor.
- Okay.
- What's wrong, Venus? (Venus sighing)
You look like someone took a tinkle in your teacup.
- I'll tell you (serious music)
what's wrong Pluto.
- Pluto. You can hang out if you just quiet down.
- You know what's funny?
They say in space they can't hear you scream.
But I don't think that's true.
(Pluto screaming)
Like you guys can hear that, right?
I'm not going crazy, right? (upbeat music)
- I can't do this. I'm out. (upbeat music)
- Venus, don't go.
- I told you guys, It's that guy or me.
- It's happening. We need you to get here now.
(Pluto coughing)
Okay, we'll see you soon.
- Guys, listen to this song I wrote.
♪ I'm so happy to be ♪ (upbeat guitar)
♪ a planet with my planet friends ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm just a planet like them. ♪
♪ And if I was not a planet ♪ - Okay.
♪ I wouldn't have a reason to live anymore. ♪
- That's depressing.
- Pluto, we're sorry, but you're out.
- What?
- You're out of the planet group.
(serious music)
(Earth breathing heavy)
Guys, feel free to back me up here.
- Oh yeah, whatever Mars said. I'm ugh, I'm behind it.
- Earth, you're burning up.
- I'm fine, I'm fine. It's just a little gas, okay?
Greenhouse gases. (serious music)
- Pluto you just don't fit in with the rest of us.
- We are telling you this with peace and love.
- Sure I fit in. I'm a planet.
- Well, yeah, sure you are, sort of.
- Stop. You are enabling this behavior.
- I orbit the sun, just like you guys,
and I have sufficient mass, just like you guys.
- Okay, look dude, my moon is bigger than you.
- Half of us, have moons that are bigger than you Pluto.
- Oh, I am Saturn and I have many moons
that I like to stick in Uranus.
- What just happened?
- It's Uranus!
(mysterious music)
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Who invited poindexter here?
- Pluto. This is an astrophysicist,
and he has something to tell you.
- Thank you. Pluto, how do I say this?
You were not the dominant gravitational body
in your orbit around the sun.
This means you are not sufficiently larger
than other bodies in your orbit to clear the neighborhood.
Ergo, you do not meet the current
scientific qualifications to be considered a planet.
- That's what I've always thought.
- Wow. (sad piano music)
Sounds like this guy's trying to say I'm not a planet.
- It sure does.
- But that's crazy, because after I had my skiing accident,
that put me in a coma for six months,
and gave me severe brain damage.
And I had to learn to walk and talk
and go to the bathroom all over again.
The only thing that got me through that experience
was knowing that I'm a planet,
just like you guys, my best friends.
(Jupiter sniffing)
So I don't really care what Dr. Dongleberry
made up about planets and such,
because I know (sad piano music)
I am a planet just like all of you guys.
My friends, my homies.
He cannot break up our friend group.
(Earth sighing)
♪ They say I'm not a planet ♪ (upbeat guitar music)
♪ This guy right here said it ♪
♪ Even though I wanted to die ♪
♪ And the only thing that got me through ♪
♪ Was knowing that I am a planet because I know this ♪
- We hate you Pluto.
(serious music)
- Don't get nasty Earth.
- I don't have the luxury, of not being nasty, okay Neptune?
'Cause my inhabitants are pumping
toxic chemicals into my bloodstream,
cutting down the forests all over my body,
and they just tested out a nuclear weapon on my butt!
And I can't sit down anymore without a special cushion.
- I did not need to know that.
- You're out Pluto. (serious music)
Your planet card is revoked.
I don't wanna see your Monday to Friday face,
or hear your monkey fightin' voice ever again.
- Oh okay, It looks like Earth forgot
to take his Xanax today.
- No Pluto. We all feel the same way.
- Huh?
- Sorry dude, you're out. (serious music)
- It had to happen.
- We are telling you this with peace and love.
- It's not you, it's us.
- No honey, it is him.
- Oh, it's one hundo p, him.
- You too, Neptune? (sad piano music)
- I'm sorry.
- Oh.
Okay.
- But the astrophysicist
has a new group for you that we think
you are really gonna like. (sad piano music)
- That's right Pluto, come with me,
you'll fit in great with the dwarf planets.
- Okay.
- Follow me, they're looking forward to meeting you.
(sad piano music)
- You guys can keep the monopoly game.
(sad piano music continues)
(Mercury sighing)
- We had to do it guys.
- Yeah. - Good riddance.
- Cool it Earth.
- I can't, cool it.
- Well, let's try to have some fun guys.
We can still watch the game.
- Yeah, you know, I just feel like going home.
- Me too.
- Guys. My ice caps are melting again, guys.
- We need to get you to a hospital.
- I'm falling apart over here.
(upbeat music)