Everybody gets it, our patties are perfect.
Keep them orders coming, boy-os.
Oh, simple Squidward,
no Krabby Patty can ever truly be rotten.
Here, look.
Ah!
[belching]
Oh, that looks delicious.
Why don't you take another bite.
No, thanks. It's so delicious I think I'll save the rest for later.
Seahorse radish, the gnarliest stuff in the ocean!
Ooh, hold on,
I've got a jar of toenail clippings in my office.
Oops, I dropped it in the toilet.
Well, fish it out and I'll dry it with me gym socks.
Why, that's the most diabolical, Krabby Patty ever spawned.
I call it the Nasty Patty.
[laughing]
Step right up and get your new, improved patties.
[fighting]
Hm, a little bit different, but they taste familiar.
[belching]
Well, that wasn't familiar.
[belching]
You feeling okay 'cause there's sesame seeds
growing outta your back?
[grunting]
[belching]
[grunting]
What's going on?
But I will give ya' these, Nature Patties!
- Oh, boy! - How delightful.
Dig in, boys!
It's like eating the inside of a lawn mower.
I think mine is mostly stones.
Out here, we call them forest tomatoes.
Oh, you're going to love this, Spongy Patties!
Spongy Patties?
Yeah. I want you to start using 'em instead of the other ones.
- Where'd ya get them? - They were just the boxes of patties
we didn't have room for in the freezer. They turned yellow.
Got to keep those SpongeBob ice cubes somewhere, ya' know?
You mean to tell me, you actually expect people to pay $1.98
- for a rotten patty? - Squidward, you're right!
This instant success must be scrambling my brains.
We'll make 'em $2.98!
Where's the love?
SpongeBob, what happened to the Krabby Patties?
I tried to tell them, but they wouldn't listen!
This is obscene.
Excuse me, ma'am, do you know what's in that Krabby Patty you're eating?
No. Ah!
[screaming]
See that? Without all your smoke and mirrors,
no one would stomach this garbage!
What'd he say, garbage?
[screaming]
Uh! That ain't right.
I will never spend money here again.
- Never? - Come on, guys,
these patties ain't worth the paper, they're printed on.
Wait! Where ya' going?
SpongeBob, stop what you're doing!
But Mr. Krabs, I'm not doing anything.
Never mind that now, I've got some new directions for ya.
Now, from now on, I want you to fry two patties
for every Krabby Patty we sell.
One for the patty itself and the second just for grease.
Then slather the grease from the second patty onto the first one.
And voalora! It's a deluxe Krabby Patty with extra flavor!
These are delicious!
You're right! I can't imagine what makes 'em taste so good.
Uh! Oh, no!
[screaming]
Ooh! Oh, now lookie here, Night Patties!
Now you're getting the swing of it!
N-- N-- Night Patties?
Order up, people!
- Alright, Night Patties! - Tasty.
Smooth.
Ah!
Smoky!
Fellas, leave this to me.
[laughing]
Way to go, boy. He loves it!
We sell Pretty Patties!
That thing's green!
[laughing]
Green!
[laughing]
Mr. Krabs was right.
What am I going to do with all these?
[laughing]
Hey, is that one purple?
Purple is my favorite color!
This isn't half bad.
Hey world, Pretty Patties is the best idea ever!
Mr. Krabs, this wiener tastes just like a Krabby Patty!
Maybe we can add them to the menu.
I'm not impressed.
I made it with leftover ingredients.
Now I'm impressed.
Krabby Patties again?
Ah, if only there were something else.
Hey, what ya got there, Frank?
It's new, tastes just like a Krabby Patty but it's shaped like a wiener.
- Well, that sounds very interesting. - Wow, Krabby Patties have a new shape.
Hey, I'd like to request a wiener.
- Me, too. - Me, too.
Wieners! Wieners! Wieners!
Hey, buddy, what the heck is that?
It's just a little ol' Krabby Patty smothered in jellyfish jelly.
- Could I try some? - Sure.
Amazing.
I've got to tell someone about this!
♪ Hey, all you people Hey, all you people ♪
♪ Hey, all you people Won't you listen to me? ♪
♪ I just had a sandwich ♪
♪ No ordinary sandwich ♪
♪ A sandwich filled with jellyfish jelly ♪
While I strongly disagree with your decision, I accept it.
You know it's not often I get one like this.
I wanna see the look on their face when they take that first bite.
Triple Krabby Supreme! Triple Krabby Supreme!
Did somebody order a Triple Krabby Supreme?!
Huh, they must've left.
Well, why don't you just leave it out here in case they come back?
Nope! A patty this special should be eaten fresh and
well, I haven't had one of these babies in over 20 minutes, so--
Umm! Umm!
Well, whoever they were, they have great taste.
Ah, they don't know what they're missing. Well, back to work.