- Ugh, Tang is so good.
Can I please have some more?
- [Interviewer] Sorry.
You're gonna have to go to space for that.
(cheerful music)
(rocket blasting off)
Hello Celine.
- Hello.
- [Interviewer] What are you here to do today?
- Eat fish?
- [Interviewer] No, not quite.
- Celine, what planet do you live on?
- Earth.
(gasps)
Astronaut food?
- [Interviewer] Yes.
What do you think they eat in space?
- Stuff that's like, in Ziploc bags.
- And that doesn't go bad.
- [Interviewer] Do you think there's anything
you can't eat in space?
- Yes, a burger.
Because it would float in the air
and all the stuff would come out.
- Mission control, let's get started.
Beep, boop boop.
I'm getting computer signals,
there's gonna be some food.
(cheerful music)
- [Interviewer] Let's open your eyes.
- Oh, not a lot of food. - Toothpaste.
Yeah great.
(tapping bottle)
- Where's the toothbrush?
- [Interviewer] It's not toothpaste.
- What is this?
Beef, oh, just so you know I'm a pescatarian.
(chewing)
(sets spoon down)
- Yuck.
I can't believe you ate it.
- A little beef.
(chewing)
Can taste the onions a little bit.
- Can I please have some broccoli?
- [Interviewer] In a tube?
- Yeah.
- [Interviewer] I'm afraid we don't have that.
- What kind of restaurant is this place?
- [Interviewer] This isn't a restaurant.
(laughing)
- Oh my gosh this is so good.
Tastes like menudo.
- [Interviewer] Wait what is that one?
- It's a Filipino dish with beef
and vegetables, and raisins.
- I can't believe this is what they gave the astronauts.
- Mission control, can I have another snack?
(cheerful music)
- [Interviewer] Open your eyes.
(squeals)
- Oh shrimp I have to eat shrimp.
- [Interviewer] Don't pescatarians eat fish?
- I lied, I'm a vegetarian.
- [Interviewer] Yeah we've got it on tape.
Nice try.
- Ugh.
- So they use line dots which is where I cut.
- Oh no I think I know what do we do.
We put it in there?
- We hydrate it.
(grunting)
- Put the water in.
(pushes water in)
(laughing)
- Ugh.
(chewing)
Oh spicy.
- Absolutely doesn't taste good.
- I'm gonna try another one.
(chewing)
- Hm, it's good.
- [Interviewer] Really?
- Mhm.
- Mission control come in right now, emergency.
(spits food out)
- Maybe I should not go to space.
- Never.
(items slide across table)
- [Interviewer] You may open your eyes.
(laughs)
- Jam and p--
(gasps)
(intense music)
- I need to peanut butter jelly.
- It's crunchy peanut butter.
- Gimme that.
Stop it.
- [Interviewer] Why do you think you have a tortilla?
- Because bread would just crumble all over the place.
- [Interviewer] Crumbs get in the computers,
they can get in the air system.
- Come back here.
(chewing)
- [Interviewer] What do you guys think
would be the most annoying thing
about living in space?
- You like it?
- Probably getting car sick on the way up.
- [Interviewer] I guess that's like rocket sick.
- Yeah.
- I don't get car sick,
I could be a astronaut right now.
(eating)
- [Interviewer] You ready to move on?
No.
(cheerful music)
- Tang.
- What is Tang? - Tang.
Tang, tang, tang.
- What's Tang?
- [Interviewer] Tang, is a delicious orange drink.
- Ooh it's Tangy, watch.
- Tangy.
No, don't do it, don't do it.
No, no don't you put water.
- Oh whoa.
(pouring in water)
This is cool.
(shaking packets)
(drinking)
- Yeah need more.
- You want mine?
- Yeah.
- It tastes like heaven, I'll tell you that.
(item slides across)
(cheerful music)
Sugar cookies?
- [Interviewer] So these were designed
to be eaten in a single bite.
- I'm not gonna waste this.
This is good.
(mumbles)
- It's good.
- Mmm, good.
- Ew, they're wet.
- [Interviewer] They're actually covered in gelatin,
in order to make sure there's no crumbs.
- Look, they just taste like sugars.
(mumbles)
- Mmm.
- Taste good.
(chewing)
Really good, can I have another one please?
(sniffs)
- [Interviewer] Take us back to earth, Phoebs.
(knocking on table)
- We were already on earth.
- [Interviewer] We were on earth all along?
- Yeah.
- [Interviewer] Awe man, all right.
Bye.
- Bye.
- Thank you for watching.
See you.
- I'm ready to blast off from my rocket.
Ready?
And buh bye.
(makes rocket noise)