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They say the sky wasn't always this gray
Why'd you have to spray emotion in my face?
Yuck!
I don't know!
Now I have to go make sure all my skin gets disinfected
That's not your concern!
Is that what the cloud told you to say?
I don't know, I'm not a data girl!
Hey, we're all data inside
That's a joke, Inspector!
That's not true
Please don't let me quit the power plant
No, the cloud shouldn't have told you this
It should never walk away too happy
No, what? A doppelgänger!
If you don't come back, you WILL die!
No, please, don't come over here!
Ah, it's too late, I can hear it!
Doppelgänger swag should not be a thing
It's time for me to exit
UNGHH!
NO
Are you really asking to scoot the cha cha?
NOW, CHILD, YOU WILL KNOW THE END
That's a no no!
Cool, we have made a fresh new death
Swearing!
Hey, for this next part, direct your attention up there
Can I say "pecker bag"?
Not right now, Bleaker Bud, 'cus we're all doing this
Na na, na, na na na na na na
I'm the Peaches Man
I smuggle 'round peaches in artery cans
Some people get real grumpy and mean
I regret I bought those jaguar fleas
There's a lint scraper over my stove if I needed one
Only needed one time when the lint got on these peaches
Yes it was a real crummy night
I know a barber you would like
Mr. Peach Man, where did you go?
Peach supplies are running low
Wish that they were easier to grow
Boom! Bet you wish YOU had a turbo estate
Why would I abandon the forest?
It's a golden warren
And a warren would be...?
It's like a park
Ah is it?
Usually populated with creek dolphins
You need a machete!
Why'd you say that just now?
Are you a polyborg?
Clearly you are and I have to dance in the warren
Hey, you know, I never touched your stuff
Definitely never the drawer with your old teeth
Wait I didn't mean to say drawer
I saw you walking out of Skyliff's room
Hmm, have fun scooting the tango in the warren
So which do you like, you like urr-urr, or like wrowww?
I got an ear!
What?
I got a new batch coming in soon
I gotta pickle 'em and then I'll get 'em to you
Better peaches than anyone that you know
You're the only peach seller we know
So that isn't saying much
But if you bring your wares around the habitat
Then you would sell a bunch
This peach shortage sucks