Five, six, you're the one that he picks.
Seven, eight he's planning a great date.
Nine, ten it'll feel like heaven.
Hey everybody, Mat Boggs here and welcome to a special Halloween edition of what we're
calling Nightmare on Date Street.
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Tonight I thought I would bring to you not one, not two, not three, but four Nightmare
on Date Street stories.
Horrible stories on first dates that didn't go so good, obviously.
Why?
Maybe to make you feel a little bit better about your love life.
This first story I'm bringing you is called Man's Best Friend.
This woman writes in and says her date was going just fine until she pulls out her phone
and shows her date a picture of her dog.
Then asked him to share a picture with her.
He pulls out his phone and shows her a picture of his penis.
She promptly stands up and leaves.
My only question is, if she had showed her a picture with a different size, would she
have stayed?
The next story we are calling Blind Ambition.
This woman writes in and says, "On our first date we went on a hike up a mountain.
The date had taken magic mushrooms before we met.
I had no idea.
By the time we got to the top, he was prancing and leaping through the tall grass like a
flipping gazelle.
I had extreme allergic reaction to the tall grass.
I had began sneezing uncontrollably and my eyes swelled shut.
I was blind.
I couldn't see so he had to lead me, blind back down the mountain, periodically pausing
to leap like a gazelle.
It was our last date."
Pretty darn bad.
This next story we're calling Run For Your Life.
This is a man who actually writes, "I had a great date I met on match.com and I was
walking her home.
At the end of the night, she suddenly started running away, so I started to chase after
her.
When I finally caught up to her I said, 'What's wrong?'
And she said, 'Police, they have a warrant out for my arrest,' and she took off.
So I took off too, except I ran in the opposite direction.
I eventually got caught by the cops and then had to spend 20 minutes explaining to them
that I was in no way involved in any way, shape, or form with this woman or her crack
cocaine dealing ring."
This next one I call Deadly Drive-In.
This woman writes in and says, "This guy asked me out on a date and asked me if I wanted
to go see a movie.
When he picked me up he said it would be cheaper to stay in his car and watch Netflix on his
iPad.
I promptly said, 'No thank you,' and I watched Netflix at home by myself."
Pretty bad date.
I wanted to bring you one final Nightmare on Date Street story that has a little bit
of a different ending.
I call this one Best Man Beat Down.
This is a shorty but goody.
The woman writes, "This guy took me to Hooters to watch a football game with his six buddies.
Well, I married one of those buddies and the original guy became our best man."
All right.
I hope you enjoyed these Nightmare on Date Street stories and just a couple of tips to
help you avoid any nightmarish date street stories for yourself.
Number one, make sure you communicate in advance with the person you're about to go out with.
Take time to talk to them on the phone at least once before you meet up.
Number two, and this is the most important, trust your intuition.
If it feels weird, if it feels like it's not going to be a great date, take a pass until
you feel aligned with the guy that you're about to go out with.
Thanks so much for watching.
I hope you enjoyed this special Halloween edition video of Nightmare on Date Street.
I'll see you soon.