这啥？你喂猫呢 What is this? You feeding a cat?
这 This
你让我吃这个？ You want me to eat this?
嗯？这是什么？ Huh? What is this?
这薯片吗？ Are these chips?
咸中带甜，甜中带咸 Salty and sweet
你让我吃这个呀 You want me to eat this?
这狗食还是猫食啊 Dog food or cat food?
好干啊 So dry
我渴了 I'm thirsty
水呢 You have water?
水 Water
你要我喝这个啊 You want me to drink this?
算你狠 You're a savage
哇！！！ WOW!!
我以为你会放水 I thought you put water in here
结果真是酒 But it's actually alcohol
长得也挺可爱的 It looks pretty cute
对，它长得超可爱 Yeah, looks super cute
Cheese味的吗 Cheese flavor?
对啊 Yup
这是什么 What is this
我可以看下包装吗 Can I see the packaging?
Goldfish
这个Cheese就是咸的 The cheder tastes like salt
没有什么Cheese的味道啊 Why there's no cheese flavor?
好吃吗 Taste good?
蛮好吃的（好吃啊） It's pretty good
不然我为啥一直在吃呢 Why else would I keep eating
不好吃 Not good
为什么呢 Why?
没味儿 It's bland
不好吃 Doesn't taste good
我觉得这个就是 I think
是那种 This taste like
还是觉得这就是减肥食品一样的 Those diet foods
因为也不油腻 No oil
然后特别干燥 and it's super dry
就跟猫食一样而且 Tastes like cat food
就有一点淡淡的Cheese味吧 Only has a hint of cheese flavor
它的Cheese味又不足 The cheese flavor isn't strong enough
这啥啊？ What's this?
辣的 It's spicy
Flaming Hot Cheetos
这个很好吃的 辣的 This is so tasty Spicy
非常Hot Super Hot
非常Hot？ Super Hot?
尝一尝 重庆老乡啊 Try it My Chongqing homeboy
对 Yes
重庆老乡 Chongqing homegirl
作为重庆人 As a Chongqinger
你给我说这个很辣 You're telling me this is SUPER spicy
作为重庆人来说 As a Chongqinger...
我先尝一尝 Let me try it
清淡 It's light
清淡的口味 Light flavors
嗯 不错 挺好吃 Ooooh it's actually really good
没有辣味啊 Where's the spicy
我觉得它Cheese味比辣味更浓一点 I taste more cheese than spicy
这一点也不辣 This isn't even spicy
可能它是假辣吧 It's probably fake spices
这个有点酸酸的味道
有点像辣椒酱 This taste like Tabasco sauce
好吃吗 Is it good
好吃 Tasty
还好 比上一个好吃 It's okay better than the last one
比那个小金鱼好吃 It's better than Goldfish
我没有话说了 I have nothing to say
就觉得挺好吃的 It's really good
就颜色看上去它是巨辣的 The color looks like it'd be super spicy
可能就像变态鸡翅那么辣 Like those Hot Ones wings
但其实它一点味儿都没有 But it has no flavor
如果我 If I...
多吃几个 Eat more at once
你要想吃一把的话 If you eat a handful
有那么一点点辣 It's a tennie spicy
1到10 1 to 10
好吃程度可能是 In terms of taste
8
辣的程度 Spicy
2
觉得好吃吗？ Is it tasty?
挺好吃的 Very tasty
就是因为我是属于吃那种
辣的就可能
%$^&*&^^&*!$%^%
但是我平时不太吃辣的人
我也觉得这个不辣
多吃几个 I gotta eat more
要不然就被拿走了 Or Hafu is gonna take it away
嗯 这个醋味好重 Such a strong vinegar smell
这个应该是在女朋友生气的时候吃（吃醋） this is a Chinese pun *just laugh*
应该特别爽
嗯 好酸啊 So sour
挺好吃的 Actually pretty good
我觉得它盐味很淡 Low salt
但是醋味很浓 High vinegar
是 It tastes...
奇奇怪怪的味道 So weird
就是跟那种臭豆腐的感觉差不多 Smells like stinky tofu
这个味道就是太酸了 This is way too sour
不过我觉得这个就是 But I think
如果要是淡一点的话会很好吃 If this was a bit lighter it'd be good
这个呢配
比如说你要是
礼拜星期五或者是星期六
跟闺蜜去喝酒
你可以吃这个
这个开胃 因为酸酸的
还可以
1颗星到5颗星你打几颗 1 to 5 stars how many?
我打 I'd give it
1.5颗吧 1.5 stars
我觉得吧 I think
就是那种 It's like
一般人不会喜欢吃这个因为它 Normal people wouldn't like it
真的是一股醋味没啥咸味 Because it's really sour
挺酸的 Too sour
就 It's
满满的醋 Full of vinegar
就是那种 It's for those
特能吃醋的人才能吃这个 Who get really sour (another pun)
Twizzlers
你们尝过吗？ Have you tried it?
没有 Nope
特别难吃 It's digusting
那你都告诉我难吃了 If you told me it's bad
我为什么还去吃 Why would I eat it
诶 这个有点香 Yo it smells nice
这是放了多少香精啊 How much food coloring did they put in here
闻起来像 It smells like
闻起来像橡皮诶 It smells like an eraser
好像有点臭 It's stinky
我的天哪 什么味道 Oh god what is this flavor
跟我小时候记得一模一样 It tastes like a tire
跟嚼轮胎一样 It tastes like a tire
我不想吃了 I don't wanna eat it anymore
我们的友情就这么脆弱吗 Is our friendship that fragile?
就是这么脆弱 Yup it's fragile
塑料姐妹花 Plastic Love
尝起来像那种 Tastes like
就是没有煮好的面 An uncooked noodle
然后加了糖那种 With some sugar
感觉我在吃橡皮 嗯 Seems like I'm eating an eraser
是不是跟你小时候的橡皮擦 It's your elementary school erasers right
对 Yes
就是那个味儿 Same flavor right
带一点甜味儿 带一点 Yeah with a little bit of sweetness
带一点点甜味儿 Just a little sweetness
不好吃 It's not good
放回去 我可以吐掉吗 Put it back Can I spit this out?
不喜欢 I hate it
我们下一个是Nerds The next one is Nerds
这是很聪明的人吃的吗 Is this for smart people?
对啊 Yup
那我吃了我会变聪明 So if I eat it I'll be smart?
可以 For sure
看上去应该挺好吃的 It actually looks pretty good
对啊 Yup
就很Q啊 It's so cute
这个好像那种彩色的巧克力士 It looks like those chocolate rocks
就葡萄味的 Grape flavored
嗯 Yum
挺好吃的 It's so good
酸酸的 It's sour but in a good way
这个还不错 This is not bad
嗯 它还有不一样的味道 Oh there are different flavors
挺好吃的 It's really good
那不同颜色是不同味儿的吗 So different colors are different flavors?
对啊 Yup
你一般是怎么吃这个 How do you usually eat this?
你一个一个吃吗 Do you eat one by one?
那我一般这样吃 I usually eat it like this
嗯？ Huh?
直接往嘴倒 Just pour it in my mouth
我小时候每次 When I was a kid
我父母给我发钱的时候 Every time I got an allowance
我都买这个糖 I'd buy this candy
因为 Because
我觉得它特别好吃 I think it's SO good
它真的好吃 对 Yeah it's so tasty
这个真的很好吃 特别好吃 SUPER GOOD
对 Yup
这种东西我觉得
学习的时候吃特别方便
然后那就是你不会一下子吃很饱
我每次学习的时候就想
吃什么薯片呀或什么的
可是一般如果吃太多的话
一吃饱就不想学习了
对