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- I just wanted to say, thank you so much for visiting.
- Oh, no, thank you.
You have a wonderful bed and breakfast.
I would definitely recommend it to my friends.
- [squeaky laugh]
Do you mean that?
- I do!
I know a lot of married couples
that would love a place like this.
Everything--
Igor: Miss Jonesy, I changed all the sheets, I did.
- [screams]
- Oh, I'm sorry, Miss Jones.
Did I scare another one?
I did, I'm sorry.
[audience laughter]
- I am so sorry I just screamed.
- It's fine.
That's Igor, he's our housekeeper.
So listen, if you did want to recommend us
to any of your friends,
they can use this coupon code when they book online.
- Oh, wonderful.
- Yeah, so I'll just leave this with you.
- Sorry, he changes the sheets?
- What's that?
- That man.
He changed the sheets?
- Oh, Igor.
Yes, he changes everyone's sheets.
He also hand washes any clothes
you may have left out.
- That man.
Igor.
- You called?
- [yells]
- Oh!
I'm sorry, Miss Jones!
Did I scare another one?
Igor made another mistake!
Oh.
[audience laughter]
- Uh, does he do everything around here?
- He does ev-ry-thing.
[chuckles]
He even made those pancakes.
Secret recipe.
He won't even share it with me.
- But I'll give ya a hint.
I get the eggs from the chickens in a way
some would call unnatural.
- Oh-ho-ho.
- [laughs] You are too much.
[laughter continues]
- Ew!
Anyways, I should be going now.
- Oh, okay, I will have Igor grab your bags.
Igor!
Igor: One step ahead of ya.
Here's your bags, Miss.
Oh, they're so smooth they is.
Oh, they feels like cow skin they do.
- [slight hysteria] Stop that, stop that.
[awkward chuckle]
Thank you though, you can just set it right there.
Thank you.
- Of course, master.
- What?
- Oh.
Sorry, used to call me old master, master.
He sure was somethin'.
- Well, you don't have to call me that.
- Give me a fresh body, Igor!
This body's not fresh enough, Igor!
Throw the switch, Igor!
He's alive! He's alive!
Yes, master. Yes, master.
We did it, master.
We did it.
Oh no, master!
The villagers!
The villagers, they're here!
And they don't seem none too pleased!
Master, no!
The monster, he's loose!
Master!
Masteeeeeeer!
And that about brings us up to speed.
[audience laughs]
Now I'm here.
- Well, great!
Uh, I'm off.
- Wait, Miss.
Before you go, let me know if you need a fresh body
or somethin'.
- What now?
- Joking!
- [laughs]
- Because I previously had done that.
Still could, I suppose.
- No.
- Yeah, no.
You're right.
That's the old me.
Well, buh-bye, luv.
- Bye bye...
- [mwah-mwah]
Jessica: Uuuu-uuuu-uuuuh.
[audience laughter]
- [mwah]
- [small gag]
- Now, isn't he something?
He's the best worker I've ever had.
- I mean, uh, but aren't you--
uh, I mean, I'd be worried about him if I were you.
- Oh, don't worry about me, luv.
I got all I need.
Some new straw to sleep on,
a bucket of fish heads for breakfast,
some rancid lard cakes when I want to treat myself.
Yeah, uh, I guess you could say it all worked out for old Igor.
Sure I can't help you with those?
- No, I'm fine, thank you.
Bye, bye.
- Don't forget to tell your friends
about our little B and B.
Jessica: I will make that happen!
- [chuckling]
- [sighs]
Was it just me, or was something off about her?
April: What do you mean?
Austin: [exhales] I don't know.
I can't quite put my finger on it.
Oh.
Me finger!
Oh.
I think I left me finger in her luggage!
Ah, Igor.
Ah, ah, ah.
- [chuckling]
- Miss, wait!
I think I left me finger in your luggage!
Jessica: [screams]
- [laughing pleasantly]
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- Mhm.
And comment below
on your favorite horror vacation story.
- Hey, and thanks for watching Studio C.
[laughing]
Hey, Igor, no tickles.
No, no, no.
No tickles.
- Ahh!
- No, especially not on the guest.
- He makes me uncomfortable.
- Best worker I ever had.
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