[BARKING]
Canine police dogs, charging bulls, and all kinds of animals
face off against the dudes for today's battle.
Pick a dude to cheer for and see if they can
be crowned King of the Jungle.
Round one, dog.
This is canine takedown.
Each dude must catch a pass then run from the dog.
Furthest yardage stays alive.
[SAM TINNESZ, "DYNAMITE"] (SINGING) Set it off,
set it off.
First up, Tyler.
Go Ty!
[LAUGHTER]
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
I feel good about that.
I don't know if you saw.
I dragged him for about a yard.
You did!
Toney poured it in, baby!
17 yards.
Good start.
I'd say the main emotion I'm feeling right now is fear.
Too late to get out of it?
[BARKING]
Too late to get out of it.
Oh, yeah, baby!
Run!
[LAUGHTER]
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
[GROWLING]
Oh, he's so sweet.
What a pleasure.
Coby went to space.
Guys, this is my space.
Myspace.
[LAUGHTER]
[BEEP]
What's your strategy here?
Survive.
Set.
Throw!
[BARKING]
Get him.
[YELLS]
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
Yeah.
This we'll know.
Right here.
This is where the ball went down.
Can we get a quick replay of Garrett's faceplant?
I mean, he makes it over and then just, boom!
It technically should be Coby's turn.
It was a catastrophic injury about four days ago.
He fell two feet off a pool table.
If you're wondering what we're talking about,
where he fell off the pool table, here's the short.
Thankfully, he has a stunt double, in Cor.
So we actually got to finish the short.
It was pretty good.
[BEEP]
I'm probably more nervous than wing walking.
So I'm hoping to just not sprain an ankle.
[GROWLING]
Lose an arm, OK!
[BARKING]
He did not like that.
Ten-hut!
[RECORD SCRATCH]
[LAUGHTER]
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
Cody goes, "Oh, no!"
[LAUGHTER]
I can't stop laughing!
Big shout-out to our friends at Frisco PD and the K-9 unit,
both vicious and talented, much appreciated.
Congrats, Ty.
Everybody else lost a life but you.
Well done.
It's hard to look at you like this.
What's next?
Round two, mystery animals.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
It's time to play what's in the box.
Whichever dude guesses the most boxes correctly keeps his life.
[SUSPENSEFUL CHORD]
10 seconds once your hands enter the box.
Good luck, my friend.
I hate this game.
I'm going five for five, folks.
In your mind, you just picture whatever animal is in there,
it's like this.
[SNORTING]
And we're underway.
[YELPS]
That's a snake.
[DING]
It's a snake.
[DING]
Snake.
[DING]
Snake.
[DING]
That's a snake.
[DING]
Couldn't even touch it, but I only had--
[RECORD SCRATCH]
OK!
I forgot there was a stair step over here.
Box number two.
[COOS]
[YELLS]
What was that?
Dude, this thing is growling at me.
[COOS]
What is that noise?
Is that a human or is that an animal?
[SCREAMS]
They were heckling about box two earlier,
like their lives have changed once they entered box two.
All right.
OK!
[YELLS]
Whoa!
What is that?
It jumped at me!
That's a monkey.
[BUZZER]
OK.
A bird, some kind of bird.
[DING]
OH!
It's a bird.
[DING]
I don't know what kind.
I'm going to guess a lizard.
That's a winged creature.
Bird.
[DING]
OK, that was hard.
Turtle shell?
Turtle.
[DING]
Tortoise.
[DING]
OK, stick your hands in the box.
He doesn't really have hair.
That could be a giraffe.
I'm going to go bunny.
[BUZZER]
Oh.
OH!
A naked mole rat?
[BUZZER]
Some kind of varmint?
I'm going to say a naked mole rat.
[BUZZER]
I have another guess.
Is that Cody's dog?
[BUZZER]
That's my official guess.
Whoa, what is that?
That was furry.
Hamster.
[BUZZER]
Bunny rabbit.
[BUZZER]
Final box.
I don't like the last one.
I know what you guys do for the last one.
I don't even have to touch it.
This is a snake.
[BUZZER]
I don't like that one at all.
OK, what is that?
Right here by looking so--
Oh, it's furry, like a cat?
[BUZZER]
A parrot.
[BUZZER]
I'm going to go with duck.
[BUZZER]
Is it an animal?
It feels like a chicken leg--
[BUZZER]
--I don't know, with no feathers.
It's time to tell you who won.
A three-way tie, actually.
Congratulations to both twins and Ty.
[CHEERING]
Three out of five.
Come check what's in the box.
Yes.
Oh!
Welcome to the escape of rat-catraz.
If you successfully pick the right rat that escapes,
you gain a life.
Wow, how about that?
Simple game.
Thanks for giving me an extra life.
One.
Never been a fan of number ones, but I love number twos.
Such a potty humor guy.
I'm going to go with number one.
Rat number two.
Ratty-too-ee.
These puns just write themselves.
I'm going three.
[CHEERING]
Gentlemen, start your engines in 3, 2, 1, go!
Update, we've got two rats out of the cell.
It's a jailbreak!
Jailbreak imminent!
He just grabbed a tool off the wall.
He's going to use it!
There's freedom on the other side.
Where's Mark Rober?
Mark, where are you?
Oh, he's licking a GPro.
Here we go.
He did it.
Oh!
I had three!
What do you say we go do another battle?
We'll come back and check.
Yeah.
All right.
[SAM TINNESZ, "DYNAMITE"] (SINGING) Strike the match,
burn the fuse.
Yeah!
This is turtle out of the circle.
Tortoise.
Last turtle out of the circle loses a life.
3, 2, 1 let's ride.
Go, go!
Yes!
Find a gap!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Find a gap and go!
Bye-bye!
Mine's going.
Yeah.
Yours is gone.
Mine's going.
Hey, good game, boys, good game.
No, I will not shake your hand.
I'm leaving.
Cody's has not budged.
Go!
Come on!
Garrett's is moving.
3--
No!
--2, 1.
[DING]
BANG!
Look, I'm going to be second.
[DING]
That's fine, I'll take third turtle.
[DING]
Just don't be last!
Hey, I thought the game was least amount of movement wins?
Wait, guys, wait!
Oh, he's hitting a hard right.
Turn the blinker on.
Yeah, he's awake.
He's awake.
Wait!
Wouldn't this be the greatest comeback in sports history?
Oh, buddy!
[INSPIRATIONAL MUSIC]
Oh, no!
Oh!
We've got movement!
It was like when the '97 Mazda doesn't start at first.
Don't change the mojo.
It's happening.
Y'all, this is about to happen.
It's a comeback of the century!
(SLOWER) Just don't be last!
Oh!
[DING]
Victory!
[YELLING]
What a comeback!
Yeah!
Hey, Coby, up top.
Cobes, up top.
Sparky, show him how to do it.
Poor Sparky.
This is his lowest moment.
Are you kidding me?
It's the best day at the office ever.
Well, sorry, Coby, your turtle got totaled there at the finish
line, couldn't get across.
You lost a life.
How many does he have left?
One.
Wow.
Tough place to be!
It's time to go to milk.
[RECORD SCRATCH]
No, it's time to milk a goat.
There you go.
Lowest amount loses a life.
Let's milk.
This is our very scientific measuring device.
I'm not ready.
3, 2, 1, go!
Start.
The shoulder's actually starting to feel a lot better
since the canines left.
You going to get anything out?
Oh, no.
I've seen better.
I've seen worse.
Oh, he's switching teats.
Wow, he's a goat-milking machine.
3, 2, 1, shut it down!
[BUZZER]
There you go.
That is enough for about half a bowl of Lucky Charms.
It is.
Sorry about that.
I think I just got eliminated.
You did.
It's time for me to goat.
I like that.
That was good.
I'm not an animal guy.
Bye, Felicia.
This is chameleon vision.
Each dude will be 50 yards away with a spotting scope.
Each dude will be secretly assigned a column.
If your chameleon's spotted, you're out.
Last man standing saves a life.
Wrap it up, Sparky, let's go!
I know, Ty, I'm working on it.
It's complicated.
This is so hard.
I mean, I can't find them from point blank.
God is good at what he does.
[SAM TINNESZ, "DYNAMITE"] (SINGING) Like dynamite.
Strike the match, burn the fuse.
[HOOTING]
Cory.
D2.
Where in D2?
Move your hand down to the left.
[DING]
That is correct.
Yeah, let's go!
D's was Tyler's.
I didn't even get to look.
So I'm out?
Yeah.
Don't hate the players, hate the chameleons.
I don't think this is camouflage.
This is just they're not in sight.
They're just behind all this stuff.
I've already got another one.
Good for you, you're a foot away.
Great job, you're out.
I saw a chameleon who was doing the gritty.
Cory Cotton.
A2.
There's no chameleon in A2.
Ahh!
That's because it's in A4.
He's right.
Oh, wow.
He is right.
That is correct.
Cody Jones, you are letter A.
See you, Jonesy!
[HOOTING]
Yes, Coby?
C2.
Giant!
He's a big fella.
Yeah, over to the middle.
Over to the middle, to your right.
Bingo, bango, bongo!
Wow.
C2, well done.
That is Cory's column.
Congratulations, Coby, you keep a life.
Big time!
The most visible chameleon of all time.
That is a good-looking 'meleon.
Me or him?
Time for Guinea Pig Derby.
The crowd's going absolutely wild.
We've got Seabiscuit in lane one.
Who is that, who's Seabiscuit?
That's Ty.
We got Lightning in lane two.
Let's go, baby!
And in lane three, Puffy.
My boy, chubby-dubby, let's get it!
Very similar to rat-catraz.
Whichever guinea crosses the line first in the derby,
that dude will gain a life.
Let's race.
3, 2, 1, race!
And they're off.
Kind of.
Oh, Puffy, intimidate him.
Lightning!
Go, Seabiscuit.
Yes.
Oh, no!
Yes.
Finish line's down there.
Let's go.
Look, there's food down there.
You can do it.
Go, Seabiscuit.
Go, biscuit!
Talk to me, biscuit.
Go, biscuit!
[RECORD SCRATCH]
[YELLING]
Go, biscuit.
It's a three-way race!
Biscuit, no, no, no.
[SAM TINNESZ, "DYNAMITE"] (SINGING) Shut it off like
dynamite.
[DING]
Congratulations, Cory.
Lightning out of lane two with an epic performance.
You gain a life.
Well done.
And there could be more lives being gained out there
because we've got rat results.
[CHEERING]
We've got rat results.
We have an escapee!
It's going to be announced at the ranch.
Boys, the rat results are in.
Come on!
Thank you for making the four-hour drive out here.
I had to be out here, anyway.
Well, rat number three, which is Cody Jones.
[DING]
I won?
Yeah.
Yes!
The only one to select number three.
You made me drive four hours to tell me I'm eliminated?
I'm leaving you now.
I'm alive!
Find your own way back to Dallas.
We have a fun-loving bull behind me named Zeke,
also known as Black Death.
Oh!
[BEEP]
I told you all, this ain't no joke around here, boys.
Welcome to Closest to the Bull.
Big one for you, Coby and Cody, because you're
on the chopping block.
Pretty self-explanatory, y'all split up into two teams.
The team that's furthest away from the bull after 60 seconds
will lose a life.
Let's play.
Do I look good?
Yeah.
Cory, jump in, let's do this thing!
Wrong way, Cody.
Donkeys, are we ready?
Yes.
No.
Your 60 seconds start in 3, 2, 1, let's go!
Closest to the Bull.
Yep, I'm going to take a knee right here, eat some grass.
Nice.
Stopping for a little bite.
So far, the gray donkey is closer.
Oh, and he spots him.
He just spotted him.
Where is he?
He's over to our right.
He's not even paying attention to us.
Great.
You can have it!
No, Cody, you're good!
[LAUGHTER]
Oh, no.
What are you doing?
I can't do it.
Get back in there, Cody.
You got 20 seconds.
Cory, you coming?
This feels like an easy victory.
I don't think he'll run up with the rock.
Just stay right here.
3, 2, 1.
[DING]
Cody and Cory!
You can have it!
Closest to the bull.
Ah, I'm gone!
Get me out of here.
Where are the chickens?
That was so sketchy!
It's battle finale time.
Chicken soccer.
Least amount of chickens allowed through your goal
is the winner.
3, 2, 1.
[YELLING]
(SINGING) Like dynamite.
Yeah.
I've got to stay in my zone.
We will play until all the chickens have scored.
[GROANS]
No!
[YELLING]
Oh, it's a floodgate!
It's a floodgate!
I'm defense, I'm going D-mode.
I never lost at anything as bad as I'm losing this right now.
Cory just playing spoiler at this point.
Tyler going full-on goalie.
Oh, this is a barrage of chickens through Cory's nets.
What is happening?
Go to Cody!
There's a goal right there.
Comes down to Ty and Cody.
Hey!
[CLUCKING]
And then there was one chicken.
I need you to score in the red goal.
Pretend like you're setting a pick on the right side.
Move to the left.
That's where the chicken is going in.
Yep.
Come here, chicken!
[CLUCKING]
He's through with his chicken.
No, no, no!
[DING]
[FIREWORKS]
Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
What's wrong with you?
Just trust the animals.
As a creature of habit.
I feel like I should walk through this one
because so many chickens have gone through.
It goes without saying, but no animals
were harmed in this video.
Unless you consider me an animal, or Garrett.
He's mad right now.
Congratulations, Cody Jones.
Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
Saved by a rat.
That was a fun one.
Good effort.