- I'll whisper it,
are you effin' for real?
- Are we just,
are we just eating pizza?
(laughing)
- What a great day.
What a great day.
(laughing)
Oh my god.
- I don't trust them.
(upbeat music)
- Because I don't know if you know this,
but Domino's in Ireland is quite a nice pizza.
- Yes.
- And in America,
it's trash apparently.
Apparently it's garbage.
So I don't know is Papa John's,
are we gonna find out like,
Papa John's is like rat poison in America.
- [Producer] You're fans of pizza then?
- Yes. - Yeah I love pizza.
- Correct, who isn't?
I don't trust someone if they say they don't like pizza.
- Who doesn't.
- Cold pizza, jalapenos,
out of the fridge, 6AM,
bottle of scotch,
pull the curtains.
Forget the world.
- Started getting slowly sadder and sadder.
(laughing)
- It got better and better for me.
(laughing)
We're very different people clearly.
(upbeat music)
- One slice.
- [Interviewer] Yeah.
- Someones been eating it.
- Someones eaten half of this,
waiter, sir.
- Oh look, a pre-opened garlic mayonnaise.
Oh, my favorite.
(laughing)
Ah, my favorite.
- Well I think we should be the worst people possible
because I think the two biggest slices are this and this.
- Yeah that's what I was exactly thinking.
Yeah of course we're taking them.
- What's yours doing?
It's dancing. - Yes.
- You're pizzas.
- Oh yes.
(laughing)
- What a great day.
Finally, all the suffering just for this.
Let's enjoy.
- This is good.
- That's good.
- Pretty solid, yeah.
- It would've been nicer fresh obviously
but that's not Papa John's fault,
that's papa Seán's fault.
(laughing)
- Yeah, the crust could be crisper.
- Pepperoni's nice.
Cheese is nice.
There's not a lot of sauce,
that's what I always feel with Papa John's.
- You're finding that?
- I don't think this is saucy enough
but that's okay.
I'm allowed to be different and wrong.
- It's a lot more oiler. - Yeah.
- But in the best way possible.
- It's pepperoni pizza,
you can't really go wrong with pepperoni pizza.
- Like how many different ways can them pepper a roni,
you know?
- See if you're ordering a pizza
you're gonna get something more on it,
do you know what I mean?
Than just pepperoni.
- Yeah. - Right?
- Put a kiss on there.
- Yeah.
Yeah.
- You open the box and you're like I can tell.
- I'd give it a solid eight.
- I'd give it a seven.
- John has started off poppingly.
- People watching this video,
the next time you order,
write in special instructions "put a kiss in there."
- Can we make that a thing.
- Let us know what happens.
- At the next AGM,
Papa John be like,
"yeah, there's one thing I'd like to bring up.
There seems to be a trend happening at the minute.
I don't know what we should tell our employees to do."
- But also people messaging us going,
"I don't know whether they did it or not
but man, I enjoyed that pizza more."
- Yeah.
(upbeat music)
- Oh ready?
- Probably going to be Hawaiian or some shit like that.
- No, don't even say that.
- There's gonna be a Hawaiian pizza.
- No there's not.
- Or a veggie pizza.
- I'm ready to look down. - Okay.
- Flip it up.
- Ah you jinxed us.
You did a jinx on us, Dermot.
- God, is there enough pineapple on it, like?
Is there enough pineapple on it?
- So, I'm not a huge fan of Hawaiian
because I don't really like ham or mushrooms
but I love pineapple so that makes up for it.
- I'm against pineapple on pizza.
I don't think it should be there.
Having said that,
if there's errant piece on a slice,
I'm probably just gonna keep eating.
This is a fuck-ton of pineapple.
This is an entire pineapple put on this thing.
- God, there's mushrooms as well.
- You don't like them either?
- Oh no, this is my worst nightmare.
(laughing)
- Good, good.
I'm delighted.
- I hate mushrooms.
- I hate,
like I cannot even take the taste of them,
the texture of them,
the look of them.
I can taste the mushroom.
(laughing)
- I don't like pineapple on pizza.
- Yeah.
- Because it feels like I'm eating dessert
and then dinner comes in as a rush at the end.
- [Producer] How does this compare to pine-eperoni?
- Like, the what?
Excuse me?
Are you okay?
- This isn't very pleasant, guys.
It's sweetness on a pizza.
- I mean take the pineapple off
and it's fine.
It's a ham and mushroom pizza after that.
- It is my first time having one
and rightly so.
- And your opinion was vindicated
that it would be horrible
because it's horrible.
- You like it?
You want some?
Go on.
Get close.
- No, don't.
(the worst sound in human history)
(laughing)
Some guy on the internet is gonna see that
and be like,
"I'm into weird shit
but even for me that was too much."
(upbeat music)
I think like barbecue chicken.
- Barbecue chicken.
- Some type of barbecue pizza.
- It's barbecue.
No?
- Chicken and barbecue.
- Holy shit.
- Wow, I'm psychic for pizza.
"My daughter is missing,
can you find her?"
If she's eaten pizza recently
I can tell you what the pizza is.
(laughing)
- They knew they kinda destroyed me with the pineapple
so they came back in with this
and you know what, I'm okay now.
- Okay, yeah.
Great, alright.
Super, wow.
So I'm not going to do that
but I am really impressed.
- That looks like one whole pizza.
- That's just one slice of pizza.
- That is one slice of pizza.
- I'm gonna take this pizza home
that's all I'm saying.
(laughing)
Buy it a pint.
(laughing)
Hang out for the evening,
watch some Netflix.
- That is, it's just one slice.
- It's just one slice.
- That's just one slice.
- Oh I slipped and I accidentally folded it
right down the middle
which is why that is there,
because I slipped.
- Oh, the barbecue base is divine.
- I got all the barbecue and chicken taste all at once.
- Unless the producers want to take some of this home
and have dinner tonight.
(laughing)
"Please, only eat one each, boys,
we want dinner, please.
It's such a struggle to make these videos
and it's so hard to keep food down
when we're watching you all eat food.
The way you eat."
(dramatic chewing)
I'm Dermot, listen to this.
(laughing)
- I really liked that now.
Very much did not expect to.
- But it is tasty,
chicken is nice,
onion is great.
- That's how I feel about barbecue.
I like barbecue.
- It's absolutely fine to use barbecue base.
I would not judge a pizza for its' choice of base.
- I don't like barbecue sauce.
I would never usually order a barbecue base
but that is delicious.
- Oh, those were two slices.
Oh.
- Oh, no.
Are you serious?
Oh I'm so embarrassed.
- Oh man.
- Now it wasn't stuffed crust
but it was stuffed mouth so,
yeah it's good.
- Yeah it was stuffed mouth.
- It's up there for me with the pepperoni.
I think it's level with the pepperoni.
- No, I think pepperoni is better.
- This is the best shoot that TRY has ever done.
- This is great.
And you know why?
No Colin.
(laughing)
- I love you, Colin.
- [Colin] Fuck you, Dermot.
(laughing)
(upbeat music)
- This is Seán so it's probably gonna be meat feast now
and the next one is just gonna be a Lego brick one
and he's gonna go,
well boys, eat it.
(dramatic chewing)
It hurts my teeth, Seán.
He sits behind the camera as he always does going.
(laughing)
- I don't know,
I'm getting full of pizza to be honest with you.
I'm a bit pizza'd out.
- All the meats.
I love all meats.
- Ah this is what I would order.
- Yeah.
- This is exactly what I would order.
- Okay then meat feast.
What can go wrong?
There's sausage on here.
There's bacon on here.
There's pepperoni on here.
- That is goddamn good though.
- You can finally hear all of his loose teeth in there.
How do they stay in his mouth?
(accentuating chewing loudly) - Mmm.
Oh, is the Mmm--
Stop doing all your sex sounds for the internet please.
Oh god, here we go.
Oh it's a bad one.
- I've had a couple.
(laughing)
- There's like some good aul' spicing going on there.
- I'm a big fan of meat, right.
So for me this is the best.
- [Producer] So, how does this compare to the last few?
- I'd have to say,
this one, compared to the other ones
I love very much.
- Best one. - Very good.
- It's very yum yum.
- Yeah it is very yum yum.
- [Producer] Are you missing veg from this pizza now?
(laughing)
- Hear this guy?
Are you missing veg from this?
- Nothing is ever missing vegetables.
- If anyone says yes, psychopath.
- There's bread,
that's a vegetable, okay.
- I think this ranks quite highly in my meat pizza dishes
that I've had in the past.
I'd even go as far as saying,
I'm very pleased to meat you.
(upbeat music)
- Okay.
- Spicy.
- Okay.
- So okay.
So it's a spicy one.
- One thing that I cannot stand is people our age,
people above the age of 10 calling this jalapenos.
You know how it's said.
You've got a degree.
- Yeah the jalapenos the only thing I'm worried about.
- Yeah.
- Chili powder.
- Chili powder as well.
- So alright, here we go.
- Yeah, there's a bit of spice to this.
- Oh, my tongue just touched the cheese for a minute
and it's already incredibly hot.
- Oh it's a bit spicy alright.
- Okay so this is good.
The spice level of this is very nice.
The jalapenos are lovely.
The chili powder,
a nice little kick out of that.
- Are you shitting me?
this is spicy as fuck.
- Oh shit.
- Oh I need a bit of garlic mayonnaise to cool myself down.
- Now, I'm not sure now.
- This might be up there with my favorite one.
- I like this the most.
- Yeah, me too.
- Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
- I don't do well with spice.
- Very hot but they are tasty though.
Oh my god.
- I swear to god,
I almost vomited.
That is the most disgusting thing you've ever done.
- Dermot and George are the most white Irish men
of white Irish men you can find.
"Oh, a pepper,
oh hah-hah-hah."
- I can't even lick out of that
because you licked your tongue in it, ugh.
- The chili powder was a step too far.
- Yeah, exactly.
If you'd gone without the chili powder
we could've been okay with it.
- This is the least Mexican thing I've ever eaten
because it is not Mexican at all, in fact.
It's just spicy
and they're just attributing the word spicy to Mexican.
- Let's go at it objectively. - No.
- Because if we liked spicy things.
- I'm hysterical,
I can't take it.
(laughing)
- I'm so annoyed with you for holding on to an extra slice.
- I don't know what to tell you.
- It was pizza.
That was pizza,
for sure, 100%. - Yeah.
- I've had pizza before,
I will have it again.
That was definitely pizza
and I liked it.
- Schnatter, listen.
- Sort your base out mate.
- You're doing well.
There is always room for improvement.
- [Producer] So, how do you think Papa John's compares
to other pizza brands?
- Somewhere in the middle.
- Yeah.
- Unlike, Papa John himself.
- I mean, don't bring it up
because people are gonna comment
but that's a good joke.
Hey Dermot, what did you think of that video?
- I enjoyed it.
- Good.
What should people do now,
after watching you enjoy that pizza?
- Hit the subscribe.
- Oh and anything else?
- Notification bell.
- Good.
Good job.
That sounded very natural, Dermot.
Here have another slice of pizza.
(mimics biting sound)