One.
I don’t like you!
B-b-but I’m so friendly.
And I don’t think the Man Cave is anywhere near here.
I think you’ve been lying to me.
No, I wouldn’t lie!
I... I love the truth.
I consider the truth my girlfriend and we are exclusive!
You think you’re funny?
No, when I tell jokes nobody laughs,
except for my grandma and she doesn’t even know who she is anymore!
Well, after I rattle your brain with this, you’re not gonna know who you are!
Peek-a-boo!
Whoa! Kid Danger, you just knocked out Drex!
Uh-huh.
[growling]
Oh, he’s gettin’ back up now.
- Yeah, you might wanna run. - On it!
Well.
Where’s your big brother, Captain Man?
Probably with your big sister.
Look! It’s Kid Danger and that mean guy again!
Somebody call the police!
I’m gonna mop the grass with you, boy!
You don’t mop grass, stupid!
That’s it!
Not even close.
Whoa! Can’t touch this.
Here come the cops!
It’s Drex!
Kid, I’m gonna punch and kick you ten thousand times!
Cool, I’ll help you keep count. Ready, set, go!
Zero.
Still zero.
Oh my God, conflict!
Ready when you are.
[screaming]
[moaning]
[groaning]
How did you get to be so fast?
That’s for me to know and you to shut up!
[moaning]
[cheering]
[groaning]
Come here.
Wow! I sure hope that no one gets this on video and sends it to the news.
♪ Spanky spanky spank your butt Doo-da, doo-da ♪
♪ Spanky spanky spank your butt Oh, the doo-da day ♪
One more time!
Sure! Ah…
♪ Spanky spanky spank your butt Doo-da, doo-da ♪
♪ Spanky spanky spank your butt Oh, the doo-da day ♪
Come on. Hurry!
I’m okay. Whoa! It’s bright in here!
- Yeah, buddy! - Woo!
Wow.
I never thought I’d be so happy to see you people.
Aw, that’s so sweet.
Hey, wait...
- Not really. - That's a mean thing to say.
Wait, what happened with Drex?
Oh, Henry brought him here.
Drex is here?
[squealing]
Is he, uh…
He’s totally fine.
He just can’t move.
Or talk or think.
Or kick or punch or pee.
I hope.
Well, how did you, uh…
I used this.
You blast a person with a beam from this
and it’s like pressing pause on his brain.
Yeah, but he’s totally fine. He just can’t do anything.
Oh, like the Kardashians.
This just in… Captain Man’s sidekick…
Hey, look! Henry’s on the news.
Known as Drex today.
And thanks to Kid Danger’s new and unexplained lighting speed,
he was able to completely frustrate and enrage Drex,
who we all hate.
Oh man, that’s fun to watch.
It sure is. Now let’s take a look at some of Kid Danger’s greatest hits.
♪ Spank your butt all night. Spank your butt all day ♪
♪ Spank your butt until it’s red and sore Wow I hate your face ♪