>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.
WE'RE HERE WITH OUR FRIEND BOB ODENKIRK.
SO BOB YOU'RE A BUSY GUY.
YOU HAVE "BETTER CALL SAUL."
YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE THE MOVIE "GIRLFRIEND'S DAY."
WHAT ELSE HAVE YOU GOT COOKING.
>> FUNNY YOU SHOULD ASK.
I DO HAVE ANOTHER BIG PROJECT THAT I'M REALLY EXCITED ABOUT
AND I THINK YOU WILL BE, TOO.
>> Stephen: WHALE RALE?
WHAT IS IT?
IT'S A NEW FILM AND IT'S CALLED "THE LATE SHOW: THE MOVIE."
I PLAY STEPHEN COLBERT!
>> Stephen: YOU'RE PLAYING ME IN A MOVIE?
WHY WAS I NOT ASKED TO AUDITION?
>> I'M SORRY.
I GUESS THEY JUST WANTED A STEPHEN COLBERT TYPE, AND I WAS
THE FIRST ONE WHO CAME TO MIND.
BUT DON'T WORRY.
I STUDIED YOU CLOSELY, AND I THINK I NAILED IT.
I BELIEVE WE HAVE A CLIP.
JIM?
>> ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE!
SHUT UP!
SIT DOWN!
I'M STEPHEN COLBERT!
ALL RIGHT.
WHAT'S IN THE NEWS TODAY?
I DON'T KNOW.
DID EVERYONE HEAR ABOUT IRAN SECRETLY TESTING NUCLEAR
MISSILES?
WHO CARES?
HILARIOUS.
WHEW!
WHEN WE RETURN, I'LL BE OVER THERE.
TALKING ABOUT ZIKA.
SO, CHEER FOR JON BATISTE, STAY HUMAN.
CLAP, YOU PIGS!
>> Stephen: WHAT-- WHAT WAS THAT?
HOLD ON.
( APPLAUSE ) NO, NO, WAIRKT DON'T, PLEASE.
>> PRETTY GOOD.
>> Stephen: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
>> I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO ASK, AND, YES I WAS A PIT OF A
PRAINGSTER ON SET.
>> Stephen: I WAS NOT GOING TO ASK THAT.
I WAS NOT GOING TO ASK THAT.
DID YOU EVEN WATCH THIS SHOW?
THAT WAS JUST ANGRY AND CRUEL.
WE-- WE DO JOKES, MAN.
>> BUT, STEPHEN, IT'S NEVER EASY TO SEE YOURSELF PORTRAYED.
( LAUGHTER ).
>> Stephen: BUT YOU WEREN'T PORTRAYING ME.
THAT'S NOT ME.
IT'S TERRIBLE.
>> IF YOU THINK IT'S SO TERRIBLE, WHY DID YOU AGREE TO
MAKE A CAMEO IN IT?
>> Stephen: OH, SHOOT.
I TOTALLY FORGOT-- I PLAY YOU, BOB ODENKIRK, IN "LATE SHOW: THE
MOVIE!" I THINK WE HAVE A CLIP.
JIM?
>> JIM.
>> ALL RIGHT, WE'RE BACK WITH THE ACTOR BOB ODENKIRK.
>> GREAT TO BE HERE, STEVE.
YOU KNOW, I-- PEOPLE KNOW ME AS A COMEDIAN, BUT I ALSO DO DRAMA.
AND I AM DOING A MOVIE CALLED "GIRLFRIEND'S DAY."
>> ALL RIGHT, LOOK, THIS CELEBRITY CHITCHAT BORES ME.
CAN WE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING MORE SERIOUS LIKE, WHAT DO YOU THINK
IT FEELS LIKE AFTER YOU'RE DEAD?
( LAUGHTER ).
>> WELL, I WAS TALKING ABOUT THIS WITH JEREMY PIVEN THE OTHER
DAY, AND PIVEN SAID, "DON'T YOU PLAY STEPHEN COLBERT IN THE
MOVIE 'LATE SHOW: THE MOVIE'?" I SAID, I DO, LET'S SHOW THE
CLIP.
>> SHUT UP.
SHUT IT.
I'M STEPHEN COLBERT.
BLACK HERE.
ED THIS BOB ODENKIRK.
TELL US ABOUT THE MOVIE.
>> I'M BOB ODENKIRK.
>> Stephen: YEAH.
THAT'S ENOUGH OF THAT.
ALL RIGHT, BABIES ARE UGLY.
JIMMY, ROLL THE CLIP.
( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: THAT'S INCREDIBLE,
INCREDIBLE.
OKAY, BOB, THAT MOVIE IS INTERESTING.
I TAKE IT BACK.
WHEW!
WAIT, ARE WE DONE NOW?
WAS THAT THE LAST CLIP?
ARE WE-- ARE WE-- ARE WE STILL IN THE CLIP RIGHT NOW?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T-- I DON'T THINK SO.
>> Stephen: YOU DON'T THINK SO?
IT'S KIND OF IMPORTANT.
HOW CAN WE FIGURE OUT THIS IS REAL.
>> THERE IS ONE WAY.
I COULD, YOU KNOW, STAB YOUR HAND, AND THEN IF IT HURTS,
WELL, THEN IT'S THE REAL WORLD.
IF IT DOESN'T HURT, IT'S JUST A SPECIAL EFFECT.
WE'RE STILL IN A CLIP THEN.
>> Stephen: WILL THAT WORK?
>> I THINK SO, LET'S TRY IT.
>> Stephen: AARRGGHH!
>> GOT IT, STEPHEN COLBERT, YOU'RE ON "CLEBT HAND STAB."
>> YOU GOT CLEBT HAND STAB."
>> Stephen: BOB, WONDERFUL TO HAVE YOU.
"GIRLFRIEND'S DAY" STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX.
BOB ODENKIRK, EVERYBODY.