- Um, Orange? - La, la, la, la.
- Maybe you should answer some of the questions
the fans have been sending in.
The mailbox looks ready to burst.
- I'll answer them in a minute, Pear.
I have to warm up my tongue before I answer any questions.
La, la, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la, la,
(pressure stretching)
- Um, Orange? - [Orange] La, la, la, la
- Orange!
- Okay, I'm ready, bring on the questions.
- [Pear] Oh-ah! (mailbox explodes)
- [Announcer] It's time for Ask Orange.
Can you prank call Santa?
- Okay, here we go!
(telephone rings)
- [Santa] Hello-ho-ho, this is Santa.
- Hey, hey Santa, is your refrigerator running?
- [Santa] (sighs) I'm very busy making toys right now.
Why are you doing this?
- I don't know, just Claus (laughs).
Oh, hey Santa, I lost all my belly fat.
Are you jelly (laughs)?
- [Santa] Would you stop?
- Toying around (laughs)?
- [Santa] (groans) I swear, if I ever catch you--
- Oh, I could do this all night, Santa.
I have a whole list of these and they all sleigh (laughs).
(Santa sighs)
- [Announcer] Hey, Orange do you ever
run out of puns to tell?
- Me? Run out?
Not gonna hap-pun (laughs).
- [Announcer] Orange, can you do this emoji?
- Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh.
- [Announcer] Hey, Orange, kiss Pear!
- Ooooh, ooooh, ooooh! (giggling)
- Wha-Ah!
- [Announcer] Sing the he-man song backwards.
- Yeah-ee, yeah-ee, yeah. (pop music)
- Yeah-ee, yeah-ee, yeah.
- [Announcer] Say hi Ana and Lina.
- Hi Ana and Lina, or is it Lie-na?
Ah!
Either way, hi.
- [Announcer] Where is Squash, Zoom, and Rapberry?
- Good question Sean, they're right here.
- Zoom says hello.
- Yo, yo, yo what up?
- Wait, but where's Squash?
- You're right, where is Squash?
- Um, this is getting scary.
- Oh, I hear him, look out! (whistling)
- Huh,
Ah, nope just a meteor shower you guys.
(screaming) (exploding)
- [Announcer] Do you guys like updog in your spaghetti?
- Um, I might, but what's updog?
(laughing)
What are you laughing about, what's updog?
(laughing)
Why won't anybody tell me what updog is?
What's updog?
(laughing)
- [Announcer] Don't read this question
or you will become a dragon for the entire episode.
(screaming)
- Oh, I...
I don't feel like a dragon.
Just a little gassy (laughs) false alarm everybody,
I'm definitely not a dragon--
Ah! (whooshing)
- [Announcer] Can you pronounce my name?
- Lax-Mith-A-Van-Coo-Ma-Gan-Ga-Ga (laughs).
- [Announcer] Orange, can you skate?
- Well, why don'cha tell me?
(whooshing) (wheels scraping)
- Whoa, sweet ride.
(wheels scraping)
- Righteous kickflip bro.
(wheels scraping)
- Radic-Lo-li dude.
(wheels scraping)
Woo-oo! - Woah!
Where'd he go?
- I don't know, I can't see him.
(screaming)
- [Announcer] Is there a Y-mas?
- To answer that,
let's turn to the smartest person I know, Dr. Bananas.
- Thank you, Orange, the existence of a Y-mas
has been speculated upon for centuries.
You see a Y is really nothing more than an X,
who's bottom half has been squeezed together.
(squishing)
You see now?
- Got it.
- Now I've created this contraption to accomplish just that.
Although, I have not been able to test its capabilities.
- Let's do it!
(flinging) - Wait, Orange, no!
It hasn't been tested!
(boinging) - Woah, I think I'm here.
This is Y-mas. (laughs)
Look at those squeezed stockings.
Looks like something's a foot. (laughs)
(boinging) Woah, looking good, Santa.
- Thank you, ho, ho, ho.
- You ever catch that refrigerator of yours?
- I recognize that voice, it's you!
(Orange laughs)
Oh, if I had a second leg,
you'd be in serious trouble mister.
- [Announcer] Sing a Christmas song.
- ♫ Christmas, Christmas, it's a wonderful time.
♫ When boys and girls around the world get covered in slime
♫ The naughty ones get yellow slime, the nice ones get blue
♫ But, in the end every single child is covered in goo, oh!
- [All] Christmas goop!
- ♫ Our tradition is far and wide
- [All] Christmas goop!
- ♫ Super slime for the yuletide
- [All] Christmas goop!
- ♫ Don't let it get in your eyes
- [All] Christmas goop!
- ♫ It's a holiday surprise
- Alright, alright, stop the song.
Orange, Christmas goop is not a Christmas tradition.
- It isn't?
- No!
- Then why is this happening?
(screaming)
- [Announcer] Hey, Orange.
(hissing)
- What the, where's that noise coming from?
- Is air coming out of a bike tire?
- Wait a minute, Orange, is there TNT lying
around here somewhere?
- No, I swear.
- Where is it? Where's the TNT, Orange?
- Hey, I found out what the sound was, it's--
- We know, it's TNT.
- Nope, it's that snake over there.
(hissing)
- Huh, where's it going?
- Um, looks like it's crawling
into that over-stuffed mailbox.
(screaming) - [Group] No!
(exploding)
("Jingle Bells")