- Okay, we're gonna break up into groups
for this next project.
- Mr. Gibbs, can I actually work alone this time?
- Um, no, I want you to work in groups.
- Okay, then I pick Sebastian.
- Who is that?
- My dog, but like, (sighing)
- Okay, look, Lauren,
it needs to be someone in this class that is a human!
- I pick me, then.
- I'm pairing you up with Kevin.
- Ah, (beep)
Yeah, yeah!
- Okay Keven, listen.
I will do all the work, everything,
if you just don't interact with me,
call, text me at all the whole time, okay?
(laughs) - No dice, Lauren.
I am an extrovert!
I'm here to bug ya!
- You're my nightmare.
- Ah, you wanna hear about my nightmares?
Okay, so I had this nightmare where I take Tylenol,
and then I just start expanding,
and it's like the Willy Wonka scene,
but I just keep getting bigger,
and bigger, and bigger,
and then I'm like wait!
I'm like wait!
I'm gonna become a Sumo Wrestler!
But then I don't make it in time to the tournament.
- [Narrator] Every Introvert Ever
- Okay guys, I'm gonna sign off and recharge,
my anxiety is through the roof,
and I'm feeling a little drained.
- But you just called us.
- Like five seconds ago.
(upbeat music)
- Hey Dev, hey Molly!
- Hey Dom!
- Hi!
- Okay guys, I'm gonna sign off and recharge.
My anxiety is through the roof,
and I'm feeling a little drained.
- But you just called us.
- Like five--
(upbeat music)
- Whoa, Devin passed out!
- Oh, okay.
That's good,
that's good he's not dead.
- No, I think he might actually be dead this time.
Which of us is closer to Devin?
We need to figure out who's gonna poke him.
- I mean he's next door to me,
but I really don't wanna leave my apartment,
can you?
- He's not an enemy or anything,
but like of my best friends he's like,
the worst.
- Oh, yeah, that makes sense.
- [Narrator] Oh I'm so sorry,
I can't make it to your party because I don't want to.
- Yeah, I don't know.
It just didn't really captivate me
the way I was hoping it would?
What do you think, Katie?
- Oh, it was good!
(pensive music)
(rock music) - [Narrator] Oh, you think
that's a good answer?
That answer sucked!
You barely formed an opinion!
Oh, it was good?
All your friends think you're lame,
and b-b-b-boring!
(pensive music)
- Oh, it was good!
- Yeah, I agree!
I liked it too!
- Yeah, we value you and your opinions, Katie!
- [Narrator] Are you an introverted extrovert,
or an extroverted introvert?
- Hey Jess, I know this is weird but
would you come to a Zoom party with me?
I just I get too nervous
and I don't want to deal with people by myself.
- What, of course, I love parties.
- Thank God.
Okay, I'm sending you the link.
- Hi sweetie.
- Beth, this isn't a party, these are your parents.
- I know, they're so draining.
- We can hear you.
- That's the problem.
- You know what family, let's take shots,
let's ease the tension,
let's work it out.
- I can show you a little something.
Mama's got it.
- Whoa, throw it back. - Let's go.
Let's go. - Throw it back honey.
- [Narrator] I haven't seen my roommates in months
but I think he's here.
- Okay now Jake will present.
- My project was on the fall of the Byzantine Empire.
- I'm sorry Jake, is your microphone broken or something?
- No, I'm just very afraid.
- What?
- I'm very afraid of people.
- Okay, we still can't hear you.
- The period between 1025 and 1453 became witness--
- You know what,
I'll just let you turn it in as a paper.
- Oh, you're my hero, thank God.
- [Narrator] Tumblr anyone, Tumblr?
- Guys, my 25th is in less than a month.
The theme, I'm so excited for,
I can't wait to just like hug you guys
and catch up and hear all about what you guys are doing
and let me tell you guys about what I'm doing.
- Oh my God, a hugging theme is so genius.
I can't believe I've never thought of that.
We could have like Care Bears all over the place.
- Oh my God,
we could whisper affirmations in each other's ears.
Oh, this sounds so great.
- And if we make it like a potluck,
like everyone brings their favorite pork dish
and we just have like pork party while hugging
and eating pork and hug some more.
That sounds great, man.
- [Female] Yes, and we could go around in a circle
and we can say our names
and something interesting about ourselves
- [Male] Yeah, our favorite cut of pork.
We gotta make sure that everyone gets put on the spot
at some point and has to talk to the entire party alone.
- [Male] Yes.
- [Narrator] Ah two a.m.,
time to overthink every interaction I had today.
Number one.
- So guys, I was wondering
if you'd help me plan my birthday party this weekend.
- Oh my gosh, sure, okay,
let's start with the guest list.
- You're looking at it.
- You don't want to invite any other friends?
- Uh uh, don't got more, don't want more.
- Well that's great
because I hate groups of three or more people.
- Yeah, you guys are my best friends
and I don't even like you that much.
- Yeah, I like you guys medium.
- Oh my gosh, medium,
yes that's the perfect way to say it.
- Yeah, hanging out with you guys
is almost like being completely alone.
- Which as we all know would be preferred.
- Definitely.
- Yeah.
- [Narrator] I pet the dog at parties.
(phone ringing)
(upbeat music)
(knocking on door)
(upbeat music)
(owl hooting)
(magical music)
- No, no, no, this is way too many people.
Bird, take this back.
Bird.
- [Narrator] Fun fact,
introverts love people,
we just need our space.
(laughing) (phone ringing)
- What the hell, why is he calling?
Did you mean to call me?
- [Male] Yeah, I really need to talk.
- Oh okay, yeah let's talk, what's up?
What the?
I meant text, not talk on the phone.
Stop being weird.
- [Male] Hey so me and Brien
just got into a huge fight
and he stormed out.
We've been bickering a lot lately
and I know we've needed to like hash this out
but it all blew up in my face today
and he left me
and I'm just crying and shaking
and I need someone to talk to.
- Honestly, people are stressful.
- [Narrator] I'm not introverted,
I just hate everyone.
- Yeah, always good to see you guys,
thanks for coming over for so long.
Yeah, always happy to host, of course.
(snoring)
- Hear me out, bacon skirts.
- Yeah and then we can do a conga line
but we're all very close together.
- Yeah.
- Grind up on each other, yeah.
- I had a good joke prepared.
If you leave Byzantines long enough
they become Byzan adults.
(laughing)
- Whoa, this guy (beep) rocks.
- No, he does not rock,
he does not rock.
- Bird, bird, take this back.
- God damn it, Shane.
(laughing)
- Cute, Ariana Grande album cover.
- Mama's still got it.
- And that's how you were made, sweetie.
- Damn, mama's got back.
- Oh I know.
- Okay, now Jake will present.
- What are you doing?
- Shane.
- Oh my God.
What the hell?
Meganoodle from the sour shgetti,
geez, that was like the rat king of sour candy.
- Can you just like kill me
without ever interacting with me instead?
- No dude, we're gonna talk.
I'm gonna get really loud sometimes,
I'm gonna yell at you
and I expect that energy back
and if you don't match it,
I'm gonna be like, Lauren, what's wrong
and I'm gonna like really emotionally invest in you.
- How do I block people on Zoom?
- You can't, you can't block people,
life's all about people all the time.
Have you seen that movie Tin Cup with Kevin Costner?
I love to talk about old movies
that nobody's ever seen
and even if you said you haven't seen it,
I'll still keep talking about it.
Like do you remember that one scene from it
where Kevin Costner hits the ball into the tin cup?
- (bleep) No.
- All right, Ginny, what you got?
- Who's Ginny?
- I don't know.
- I'm Ginny.
(laughing)
- Stop!
- I have this one
where I turn on my Switch
but all the Xbox games can be played on it
and I'm like what?
But I don't have an Xbox in this situation.
And then I look over and Master Chief's there
but Master Chief isn't wearing pants and I'm like
how'd he get oxygen?
Couldn't oxygen escape through your butthole?
But I don't know 'cause I'm not a doctor.
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