- Today, we're getting some of the hottest lizards around
(man grunting) not that type of hot.
What I mean is actually animals that need it super hot.
There's actually this entire genius of animals
called Uromastyx, that inhabit kind of the Middle East
and parts of Africa.
This happens to be a Moroccan uromastyx
and they like it about 140 degrees.
Now there's a ton of different localities
that look a lot different.
This guy's pretty cool and he gets about this size
and then there's the Egyptian uromastyx
which is the largest species of the uromastyx.
These guys are kind of the least colorful or kind of bland
but they could get up to three foot long.
Now the box that we're about to get any minute now
are the most colorful of all of them in my opinion.
- I don't know about this Jake guy I'm not gonna lie.
- He's big, but I think he's scared of everything.
- We have to like put him to the test, right?
- A little bit of hazing.
- Gotta get him initiated
'cause I don't know if you can even pass all the priorities.
- And if not, we're gonna have to fire him.
- Yeah, so you're thinking what I'm thinking?
- Yeah.
- [Noah] All right.
(monkey clapping)
Hey Jake, here you're gonna need this buddy.
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That's mine.
- I'm sorry, you're not gonna need this.
There's a couple of uromastyx.
- See this magical goodness right next to the waterboard.
- What about that's good?
- So you have to go on and get that out.
You gotta make it look pretty.
- It's an exfoliation, exfoliator.
- Do you have size yeti gloves?
- God gave us gloves, enough talking let's get in there.
- You're ready? - No.
- You're doing tiptoe enough she won't feel you.
- Tiptoe? - Yeah, yeah.
- You see me?
- Don't worry I've been doing this in my whole life.
- Oh, it's hard. - Oh, my God.
- You're doing great. - Grab it.
- You missed the spot.
- Weren't they two, wasn't there two?
- You miss him, there was one under her too.
You can't just leave that stuff there.
- Oh my God.
There's not even anything to pick up.
- [Noah] Oh my God.
- Who just the what?
- And the box finally arrived.
We are so excited to see what is in here.
Again, these are such beautiful animals
and these guys are little captive babies
which makes 'em absolutely amazing.
So let's go ahead and see what we got here.
It's always like Christmas when I'm opening up things.
You guys know I love that
and again you know, I've become just a lizard nerd.
You know, I don't know what it lizard seems like
I get more lizards than I get snakes these days
because there's just so many cool lizards out there
and like I said, uromastyx are an amazing animal
but this particular locality are definitely
I think the most beautiful, ooh, doggy
these things are incredible.
Look at that little monkey right there.
These are actually what they call ornata uromastyx
and right now you can see the pattern
is unbelievably beautiful
but what's interesting about these
and there's a male and two females in here.
Let's see the other ones.
Ooh, come on buddy.
Here's number two and number three, look at those.
Just take a look at these
like now when the males get bigger, they actually turn.
When the males get bigger, they actually turn blue
kind of like this one, right over here.
They are absolutely spectacular.
The females are still really beautiful
not quite as blue as the males though
but these guys are just young baby captive babies.
They're gonna get, you know, about the size of the Moroccans
a little bit larger than those.
They're not gonna get as large the Egyptians
but look at how gorgeous those ladies are.
How cool is that?
And later on, we're gonna be setting up their enclosure.
So you guys will get a chance
to see where they're gonna live.
- All right, so your guys are always making us stress up
to go get food or Target or whatever.
- Let's make him get ice cream for us.
- I need to go get that ice cream time.
- He's here. - Jake.
- It's ice cream time, buddy.
- So I have to bring it back for you
but I don't get the ice cream.
- I mean-- - Well, I mean like I need it.
Like I need it.
- Yeah, he's got a problem.
- So you need me walk barefoot.
- No rabbit foot.
Shoot don't choke him.
- He's into that.
We've passed on the suit.
Your head don't fit.
- You can't see anything, oh it smells like Mike.
- Ice cream. - Ice cream.
- Ice cream, I need this.
It's gonna be awesome man.
- We got a new guy to get ice cream I need it.
- Woo.
- So when you are looking for ice cream,
you gotta think what would--
- I'm not looking for anything.
- Yes you are.
- When you looking for ice cream,
what would you think a bunny would eat?
'Cause that's what we want.
- Yeah, the good stuff.
- Now Bunny's like chocolate tacos.
- That's true.
- I mean so do Trex's (groaning) just one?
- Jake doesn't get anything this round.
- Hi Bill, hi Sally?
- Hi look can I see that pretty face?
- This is my pretty face.
- Would you like a bag?
- No, it's okay.
This one's mine, right?
- Bunnies don't eat tacos.
Let's go Mike.
- Okay, mother nature you win.
Now for the egg pulling portion of this vlog.
This clutch here is a Pastave Het Clown
and it spread to this beautiful Banana Leopard Clown.
Let's see how many eggs.
The bunch of eggs.
Nine beautiful eggs and one slot.
Excited about this one, this is actually a Mojave Ghi
right to this ripper Banana Lori Cinny
let's see how many eggs she has.
Not exactly the best clutch.
We've got two fertile eggs and four infertile slots.
Not too good, but hey, we've got two fertile eggs.
Next up we have a pinstripe that's Het Vpi Axthc.
It spreads to this Dragon Fly Het Vpi Axthc.
Looks like mama's not very happy about me getting eggs.
We're gonna get her off right here.
She actually has four beautiful eggs
a couple little boob eggs
but they look like they'll be completely fine, not too bad.
Hopefully we'll get some really cool babies.
- One of the things we always have to do is keep lucky tame,
nice and tame
and what that means is Jake you have to handle.
- Yeah, get it out.
Out calm but quick before he shoots up into the branches.
- The trick is not getting bit.
- Yeah, thanks you don't wanna bleed.
- They can taste the fear too.
- [Mike] You gotta go quick, dude, you gotta be careful.
- Oh man, I gotta do the Noah technique.
- This is also good venomous training.
Pretend it's venomous.
- [Mike] What do you mean pretend?
- Pretend, oh yeah, I mean it's venomous.
- [Mike] Wait, Jake, where you going?
- No, hey, he's waiting for you.
Want the initiation.
- Get it just grab it don't be a baby.
- Firmly grasp it in my hand.
- Grab the snake, grab it.
He like it, like it. (upbeat music)
- See. - What?
- See, you should have done.
- [Noah] Hey dude.
- [Jay] All right, don't drop, don't drop it.
- [Noah] It's like a weapon.
- He's gonna bite you.
- How did he do that so fast?
- I still got bit.
- Here, Mike, it's your turn, Mike.
- Get him off your hand before he turns
around and bites you.
- Mike you gotta wash your face.
- I do every day.
- See all this oil. - You don't use palm?
- You got a boo boo.
- Look what I found.
I was actually looking for tubing for our mist system..
I didn't find that, but I found these
and these are super cute
so we're gonna put 'em in the turtle tank over here.
- What about my house?
- This is cute.
- Is Squidward back here, my house.
- Here we actually have a pinstripe
right to this pastel vanilla bamboo.
Let's see what mama has.
Don't bite me, oh, she's mad she's not happy.
Well, all right get these eggs
They look beautiful but she definitely doesn't look happy.
Oh, yo gee show Petes.
Who, what a clutch?
Two, four, six, eight, 10 beautiful eggs.
- All right, so we have to clean Diddy and Dixies
and it is the biggest pain in the butt.
- Yeah, it's super hot in there, really tight cramp.
The animals are crawling all over you.
- And finally they scratch your butt.
- Scratch your butt.
- I don't wanna do it. - I don't wanna do it.
- Jake. - Jake, come here.
- Yes.
- So you're gonna clean Diddy with Dixie's glass
don't miss a spot.
- There's a poop on the back ledge here by the window
just kind of scrape that up with your fingernails.
- Yeah. - So you said tight, cramped,
it's hot but I'm larger than both of you.
- What? - I go left you hold my feet.
- There you go.
- Oh my goodness, get in there.
- Ow.
- Hey, don't use all your oxygen so fast man slow breaths.
- My walls are closing.
- I need to finish my ice cream.
- Oh yeah.
You should have never said he was scared of heights,
heights faces.
- He didn't say he was afraid of heights
he was afraid of Mikes.
- Mikes, no, I thought he said he was afraid of mice.
- Mice, oh, he said he was afraid of ice
- Ice, I thought he was scared of lice.
- Lice, he's not scared of lice he's scared of spice.
- The spices like paprika. (both laughing)
- No serious you win.
Next up we have this chocolate female
bread to the Barney ball Python
the super chocolate pin stripe.
Mama is not happy.
Woo, come on girl.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, there we go.
Oh, oh, she got me in the belly.
Calm down girl.
Oh, sheesh, we have two, four, six, eight beautiful eggs.
- So how long does it take for these eggs to hatch?
- Whoa relax, Noah.
You seem to be really excited about that answer.
The fact is we actually incubate these guys at 88
to 90 degrees and it takes about 57 days.
This happens to be a pastel ghost
that was bread to a ghost clown.
That has a pretty small clutch here.
We actually only have three good eggs
and one little slugger here
but that's it for the Ball Python eggs for the day
but that's not the only eggs we have today.
(water swooshing)
- Perfect, Matilda peed again.
- Matilda peed again?
- Yeah. - Yeah, she did.
- Yeah, that's a lot of pee.
- [Both] Jake.
- I wanted to make the break.
- Hurry up it's gonna go under the carpet Jake
and then you gotta clean the whole thing.
Faster, deeper, harder.
- This fast enough for you?
- I want it faster, faster, faster.
- It's not touching the ground.
- Dude, it's not about speed in the mopping of the ocean.
- New bees.
All the way up into the crack.
- Can hurry up man, we gotta change some animals.
- I'm going as fast as I can.
- Faster. - Probably not fast.
- Wait not fast, slow it down, slow it down,
faster, faster and slower, slower, slower.
- And I noticed that Lilith is up here
which normally she's over here.
In the last couple days she's been down here
she was really nice and fat and now she looks pretty thin
which tells me that she's probably laid some eggs.
I've kind of searched around a little bit
and I'm hoping that she actually for the first time
laid them in her nest box
because typically she lays 'em underneath her nest box
and then they usually are bad and stuff like that.
So I'm gonna just search around this nest box a little bit
see if I can find some oh, there they are, there they are.
Oh, look at that, oh my gosh look at this.
Oh gosh, that's so good they look perfect too.
I know Nova's like, what's going on over here.
I'm just gonna pull these out.
There's one egg right here.
Oh my God, these look good.
I tell you what we look like we're gonna have
some baby Frileys, which is super exciting.
There's two, there's three, there's four, I could see four.
That might be it I'm not 100% sure.
Oh, there's another one, there's five.
All right let's just go ahead.
We'll take this egg box out here real quick
and just kind of go through it to make sure
that I didn't miss any.
Looks like that is it,
so five beautiful eggs from the Friley?
No, they're Lilith.
You guys are awesome.
- So Jake, we're gonna train you how to do
grab the legless lizard.
- Does it just stay.
- No, it's-- - God.
- It's a lizard.
- You're the animal educator and you don't know that by now.
Hey Mr. Brian we're trying to film.
- [Brian] What's up Mike?
- What country is this from?
- One of them. - Russia.
- Russia, it's a Urasian legless lizard.
- Lad.
- [Mike] Support him, support him.
- Is that it, did I do it?
- That's baloney. - Beginners luck.
- Is that you? - I don't drink waters
so that's why I have my app to drink water.
- In fact, you're gonna get a little treat here Lilith.
Here girl, ah, there you go.
It's super important to give these guys
lots of food after they lay eggs
'cause they legs every five to six weeks
for about three to four times.
I'm gonna see if Nova wants any.
You want any bud?
No, Pete doesn't want any
but I get Jenny and Lilith want some more.
She put a lot of energy in the egg production
and calcium powder dusting is very important too.
You guys are amazing.
Look at him, he's like, hey, what are you doing girl?
- All right, Jake, last one.
- So what happens if I don't?
- [Both] You're fired. - But.
- And this is your dream job.
- What if I don't wake up?
- You know how bad I am to spiders?
Why you so damn sweaty?
- Because we're about hold a spider
- Pivot, pick it I mean it's to stiff man.
- Pivot pick it. - Is it gonna bite me?
- [Mike] No, she's not. - [Noah] No.
- I can't use the technique, it's in the corner.
- [Mike] You can still use the technique with one hand.
Jake your hands are the size of the tank.
- It can smell my tears.
- You got it, you got it, dude, there it is.
Oh my goodness, we got a new employee.
Wow, looks like we got a star athlete on our team.
- Mike. - [Noah] All right, Mike.
- Oh, dude, look he's webbing up his hand.
- You never held this one, Mike.
Mike, Mike, Mike, you've gotta take this thing man.
- I don't.
- Mike you gotta take this thing.
Slow, don't do that, gotta take it man.
- Is it brushing my arm.
- Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike.
- [Jake] It moves way more than you.
- Jake, you are laughing and it's moving.
- Don't breathe on it technique.
Cover your mouth.
- Come on Jake move.
Open the cage, open the cage.
Oh, apparently none of us can do it by yourself
so it takes teamwork so good job fellows (high fiving).
- Wait let's do it threeway.
(blowing pipe sound)
- Hey guys, you gotta try this.
- What is this? - What is that?
- Flaming hot Mountain Dew, not a sponsor.
- Wait, where did you get that?
- The gas station.
- I think you have to pour it in our mouth.
- No, I'm not.
- So spicy, oh it's in the nose.
- I can smell it. - Oh, oh, oh.
- Hey, can we not? - No, no, come on, come on.
- Please don't spill it. - [Noah] It's so spicy dude.
- I hear you do so much more.
- The after burn, burn. - This tastes like Suncast.
- It does have a tingle on my tongue.
- It's like a Cajun spice.
(Jake coughing)
- It went straight to the lungs.
- [Noah] Yeah, oh wow.
- It was the breath after. (Jake exhaling forcefully).
(all laughing)
- If a drink makes you coughing up.
- Who's the breath ass trying to get it,
like I was trying to get it to hit the lungs and.
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Have a wonderful day reptile army.
Remember be kind as on and I promise.
It is the end of April, isn't it?
Is my calendar wrong?