you know every morning i wake up
thinking
i should really not drink today because
i'm so dehydrated and my face is puffy
and then inevitably five o'clock rolls
around and my resolve
gives way to
natural wine
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do
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yeah
come here congo
he has a toy
bring it here
i'm eating my breakfast so you can bring
it here
come here
ugh
i leave on thursday
i'm not ready i'm scared
it's a long time to be gone
no halloween no thanksgiving no support
system
completely new city
i'm grateful like i'm super
grateful to be the lead in the netflix
film that's amazing
and i love the script and i think it's
going to be so awesome but
you know just also trying to mentally
prepare for
how
it might take a mental toll
i've also just been so stressed out
lately
i'm so stressed out all the time
i gotta figure out how to make like
deep rest and relaxation part of
self-care because i'm just
so irritable and
oddly enough my sleep isn't being
affected my body's so tired it sleeps as
long as i'll allow it but
my i just feel like up to here all the
time like any minor inconvenience is
just gonna send me tumbling over the
edge
it's not a fun place to be still
figuring it out you know
i feel like workaholism
and burnout
and collective stress
really trying to figure out how to work
on all that since i'm leaving for eight
weeks i have to film 10 videos i hardly
can come up with two ideas before the
crew arrives on a weekend
and i had to write out 10 youtube videos
and film them all
i know this is a champagne problem but i
feel empty of opinions i feel like i
have no opinions left
i miss leisure time i miss reading
i miss like when you were a kid and
you were bored like these days i don't
feel like there's much time for boredom
we're all
constantly scrolling and stimulating and
absorbing information and i really miss
being bored as
because that's when you learn
skills that's when you read things
that's when you just like discover
i don't know who the you are
all right
truck
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okay
oh actually is this too close
god i'm still getting used to this man i
don't know how vloggers do this all the
time this craze
this is crazy i don't know how to make
this work
oh my god
but i'm rereading the script now and
trying to get to work on it i think
preparation is the key to like
everything right like the more prepared
you feel
you can just
sink into something because otherwise
you're just too worried
and
concerned about am i prepared enough
also i don't know if anyone else has i
got this helix piercing two years ago
and it is so infected i probably
shouldn't be touching it but it also
like feels really good to like
rip the crusties off but i've been doing
like sea salt soaks
cause apparently that's all that works
yesterday i was like fit reading a book
and i was like laying on my oh it's
already bleeding i was like laying on my
ear i shouldn't have done that and it
was just i got up and my pillowcase was
like
bloody and there were like pieces of my
skin in the blood and i was like oh my
god
but i have literally i have felt like i
have healed this son of a multiple
times and it never quite heals it's
pleading
sometimes you know i just remind myself
i have to stop and smell the roses
well
oh god i hope there's no bugs in it
and then we have a game night tonight
which i'm very excited about i think it
will be good i think i'll be fun
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there they uh
get in we're going to game
oh baby girl i have a few questions for
you baby girl what uh how do you feel
about going to budapest for eight weeks
to star in a movie um i can't wait to
leave all you behind so as i
rise to face wow you know we'll be
crying the whole time
anna from the future here jokes on you
jason because
actually i was the one crying all the
way home
thinking about how much i was gonna miss
my friends and how much fun we have but
anyway back to the video
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oh i have a question
if you're popping a bag of popcorn and
you open it and you see it's not done
is it okay to put it back in yes no
oh it'll explode no it'll definitely
explode what do you mean
it'll explode
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i would close the closing
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all right in the whole bowl
got the whole bowl baby girl
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[Applause]
hey hey okay i'm gonna get the game okay
pop one in my mouth
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so the way that snake oil works is you
have one investor who chooses a
profession everyone else draws six cards
and out of those six cards they choose
two to create an invention everyone
pitches their invention one after
another you recap at the very end with
the slogan and the investor chooses
which product they're going to go with
you're you are
being your owner and generally the
biggest one of the biggest issues i
would never fail to tell you your
business but i would imagine one of your
biggest issues is keeping all of us
lovely people in line
all right so here's the thing benevolent
leader doesn't feel very sincere
what does it do so what you can do is
you can have a handle of freedom much
like a handle of vodka it's definitely
more stressful when your life
and when you smack it with them they all
get hit on their butts
really hard so the fear belt is just a
regular belt
gibbots
cages dungeons metal bars
it's so medieval
we're updating
the prison system
with
laser cages
every single dictator any dictator we're
talking stalin hitler mussolini
they can all take lives away
right you can kill anyone you can kill
me if you don't like my pitch
and she will but the question is
do you have the power
to give life wow
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now think about it
think about all the people you could
kill
and then used as leverage just saying i
could bring them back
i could bring your family back your
friends back your loved ones back
because not only can you have leverage
with death
itself
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[Applause]
that was a solid one-minute
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i'm just proposing a very meek
dirt club
we just turned into a dirt club
so we have um we've worked with dyson
um very closely
created a bridge vacuum what a bridge
vacuum is like if you like you can look
out into your surroundings and be like
that bridge i don't like it
you suck it right up
what i'm bringing to you
from the comfort of your
palace
is blood news
me
i know all of these people we film them
we we cover everything that they do
you don't need to buy their product we
will bring their product to you for your
visibility what the does what it is
i would like to remind you before we go
around and you say your slogan that
anyone who is not chosen will be
executed immediately okay
ceremony point a finger for your viewer
freedom handle
take a sip feel the freedom beer belt
whoop everyone's ass in one go
laser cage for the anna age
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i would say that game night was a
success it was a lot of fun
and as i'm editing this i realized
there's no ending i don't know how to
edit i clearly do not vlog a lot
but i'm very excited to go to budapest
to do this film i'm gonna miss everyone
so dearly
i might do i don't know more vlogs if
people like this i think the only thing
you might like is maybe seeing the cats
in a christmas tree costume so i shall
end it here who's ready to be a
christmas tree
who is ready to be a christmas tree
here we go he's got a tiny hat oh my god
this hat is so cute here we go
it's a tiny little hat
okay
here we go okay
here we go
oh my god he's the grinch
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hmm
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bye