Hi, Five Foot Eight Rob here.
No, I don't need any new windows or doors.
No, I've not been in an accident in the last three years.
But can I ask you something?
How tall do you think Tom Cruise is?
Hello?
Hello
What do you think Jenny? Do you think this Connifer's taller than me?
Just a little bit.
Well, we'll see about that.
How's that?
Oh, that's better.
Yep, same now.
Hey Jenny, got a great new show to watch.
Ah, Supernatural! I can't wait to watch this.
Time to watch some Supernatural.
I think Jared's wearing lifts.
Doesn't Jensen look a bit small to you?
Look, he's got lifts!
He's on a box!
Look, there's Jim Beaver.
He said on the site five foot eleven and a quarter. He's shrunk from Six Foot One.
I swear.
Look at the way he's walking.
He's on his tip-toes. Look I swear, look he's on his tip toes.
And look there's Misha, he's...
Let's just watch the show...
watch the show
Let's check out our favourite website...Celebheights.com. Here we go.
WHAT?!
Cannot display the webpage.
Oh, no no no no no no no.
Control F5
Ah, Celebheights where have you gone!
Control F5, Stupid Computer
Stop right there.
Why?
Oh, I'm wanting to take an artistic photo in the doorway.
No I...stand tall.
Move forward.
That's fine. Just hold it there. Are you standing tall?
I Hate getting my photographs.
Wait there, Stop!
What now?
Close your eyes.
Keep them closed.
What's that on my head?
Nothing!
What are you doing?
It's ok.
Can I open my eyes?
Yes, on you go. I was just checking, there was a wee spider...up the top there.
Oh no, I've spilt my drink.
Don't worry, I'll get you some Carpet Cleaner.
Rob, hurry up with that carpet cleaner.
Ok, just a minute, just a minute.
Where's he gone
What is he up to?
Rob?
What are you doing?
What what what. Sorry, it's...I can't help myself.
Rob, what's this mark on the wall here?
Oh, it's just where I measure myself.
It's rubbed through three layers of paint.
But you said I could measure on that wall!
I meant on one wall
Not every wall!
Look, I swear, that's the only wall I've measured on.
Look behind you...
Behind me?
eh...
that wasn't me. That was Sookie.
I swear, look...
wisnae me!
Hi Rob, how are you doing?
I'm five foot eight thank you.
How tall are you?
I don't know!
Sookie!
Where?
Hmm, so you've got no idea about your height then...
Oh!
a tape measure
Well...since we've got this here, we might as well measu..
Where'd she go?
Might as well measure Jenny then...