- It turns out it was Vin Diesel.
- What? - Which is, it's --
(witch cackles)
- Oh! - Jesus!
Oh, I gotta get used to that.
- You're late for the team meeting.
(jaunty music)
- So, Smosh got bought by a Spirit Halloween costume store.
I mean, it happens every business eventually.
Today's our first day.
- I've moved Spirit Halloween into all kinds of spaces.
Hobby Lobby, Toys R Us.
The Smosh space has had a few challenges,
but it's great because it's cursed.
- How much for the spooky couch?
- It's not a spooky couch.
It's just my couch in my office.
- If it's in the office,
it belongs to Spirit Halloween.
- Oh, and how much for that fake spiderweb holder?
- Oh, those are real spiderwebs.
(jaunty music stops)
Me telling myself that I'll work out is the lie.
(upbeat music) - What people don't realize
about me is that I'm a bonafide hustler
who's always on his grind.
Let's get that bread.
(upbeat music stops)
This right here is the spookiest costume I've ever seen.
You wanna look like a vampire?
You're not gonna do better than this.
Top of the line teeth.
- Yeah. I don't know.
I don't think teeth are that scary.
- Mm. Hardball. Respect.
What's it gonna take to get you in this costume today?
- I just have to think on it, you know?
- Well, if you don't buy it,
I will murder you.
- What? - You heard me.
Buy it, or I will follow you home,
then I'll murder you.
- You'd do that?
- Yeah.
If you buy it, the worst thing that can happen
is it doesn't fit.
The worst thing that could happen if you don't buy it
is I will literally murder you.
(witch cackles) Oh my God!
- Personally, I love my new teammates.
- Well, technically, all land is haunted.
- Ugh. I know, right?
- Have you ever made a Friendship Pact?
- No, but we have to.
- Stay here.
I'm gonna get a vial of sheep's blood.
(soft Halloween music)
- We're working hard to use everything that comes
with the Smosh space.
We even put the editors to work.
(jaunty music)
- I don't know if I'm good at selling.
- Just S-S-T-C.
Spook. Sell. Terrify. Coerce.
- But we're selling foam rats.
- No, you're not getting it.
We're selling a feeling,
a new life.
Here,
sell me this bone.
- It's brown.
- It's literally not.
- Oh, this is funny.
- Those are my clothes.
- It says "Virgin Dork".
- Hold on, these are all of my clothes.
"Pathetic Loser".
"The Least Favorite Son".
"Person Should Just Constantly Be Ashamed".
Did you get all these clothes from my house?
- Your house is a Spirit Halloween now.
- [Ian] What?
- I want him.
- Hold up, I'm $24 99?
Dude, the Italian Minions costume is like $39.50.
This, this isn't fair!
- Whoa, look at that animatronic.
- I am not an animatronic!
- Whoa, uncanny valley.
- I am real!
- I'm really scared.
Look at the warts.
- I'm real!
- Oh, I'm gonna pee my pants.
- Oh, it's just Ian.
- Okay. You know what?
That's it.
Spirit Halloween, you're done.
I want you outta my office right now.
Get out of my office Spirit Halloween!
- No prob!
- Wait, really?
- It's November 1st.
We gotta get outta here.
- Wait!
Let's go ghouls.
(upbeat music)
- [Customer] Do you have any of those Joe Biden masks?
- [Spirit Halloween Manager] Entirely right next door.
- [Customer] That's huge, can we go see those?
- [Spirit Halloween Manager] Shall we?
- [Customer] Yeah. Great costume idea.
Awesome.
It's, Joe Biden is the costume.
- [Manager] Oh, I was,
I was thinking, Marsha.
(beep)
- Sell me this bone.
- It's ugly.
- Great job.
Great job, that is exactly what people think of
when they think of bones.
- Okay. Can I go?
- Yeah, you can go, onto, and sell.
Go crush it.
(lighthearted Halloween music)
- [Crew] And cut. (crew laughing)
Awesome. Moving on.