(Music)
It was the day of Christmas and already awake was an excited young Edd excited as... Cake.
He summoned the others and ran to the tree to uncover the presents awaiting them three.
As they grabbed their gifts they unwrapped them fast, but their joyful expressions sure didn't last.
Edd found a bottle of discount Coke. Matt found a joke book with only one joke.
For his present this year Tom received a poster of a picture of Matt admiring a toaster.
The cards they read which increased their woe were letters from fans.
"Can I be on your show?"
The phone suddenly rang disrupting their sadness.
On the line was Matts grand-mum, he answered with gladness.
She wasn't too happy about the fact he hadn't called her for two years flat.
Several hours later after the phone call had finished.
Edd's christmas feast was done and the others were famished.
Edd presented his bird for them to admire.
Little did he know it was still on fire.
The fire then spread to the potatoes and mash.
And soon the whole dinner was alight in a flash.
So, after the fire was extinguished with gravy.
They rescued dear Matt still screaming like a lady.
They sat on the sofa and turned on their tele.
And soon their sad faces were transformed into merry.
So, to make the most of your Christmas there is really only one way.
Anyone can enjoy the television even those who hate this day.
(TV static)
Okay, guys from the top. Try not to screw it up this time.
You're a screw up.
Sorry.
And a 1, 2. 1, 2, 3.
What song are we doing again?
We wish you a Merry Christmas, We wish you a Merry Christmas and a happy new year!
That was... FANTASTIC!
Well, that sucked.
You suck.
Oh.
(Then the video plays again with no audio... Weird right?)