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>> Jesse: JOE BIDEN HAS SEEN
MORE SEASONS THAN A LOT OF US.
HE KNOWS THAT IT GETS COLD IN
JANUARY AND HOT IN JULY.
IN THE WINTER HE THROWS ON A
WARM JACKET.
AND IN THE SUMMER HE LICKS THE
COLD CONE OF ICE CREAM.
BUT ON A REALLY HOT DAY HE MIGHT
EVEN JUMP IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
POOL.
>> YOU KNOW, I SIT ON THE STAND
AND IT GET HOT.
I GOT A LOT -- I GOT HAIRY LEGS
THAT TURN -- THAT TURN -- THAT,
THAT, THAT TURN -- UM, BLOND IN
THE SUN.
AND THE KID USED TO COME UP IN
AND REACH IN THE POOL AND RUB MY
LEG DOWN AND WATCH THE HAIR COME
BACK UP AGAIN.
USED TO GO IN THE KEY ROOM
LUNCHTIME AFTER FREE SWIM AND
SIT ON THE FLOOR BECAUSE IT WAS
NICE AND COOL.
>> Jesse: JOE HAD A PRETTY GOOD
UNDERSTANDING ABOUT HOW TO
HANDLE A HOT SUMMER.
BIDEN WAS NEVER CONCERNED ABOUT
GLOBAL WARMING.
HE WAS DELAWARE SENATOR FOR FOUR
DECADES.
A STATE RUN BY CORPORATE
AMERICA.
NOT BY JOE BIDEN.
DELAWARE DOESN’T HAVE A SINGLE
OFFSHORE WIND TURBINE AND GETS
OVER 90% OF THEIR ENERGY FROM
NATURAL GAS.
JOE HASN’T BEEN SOLD A SINGLE
SOLAR PANEL ON EITHER OF HIS
HOMES.
AND HE DEFINITELY, DEFINITELY
DOESN’T DRIVE AN ELECTRIC CAR.
>> SOUNDS GOOD.
[TIRES SQUEALING]
[LAUGHTER]
>> TRY THE BRAKES.
>> THEY’RE GOODS.
>> Jesse: JOE’S FAMILY ISN’T
GREEN EITHER.
HUNTER AND JIMMY THE CHIN WERE
MAKING MONEY FROM OIL AND GAS
OVER IN UKRAINE AND CHINA.
IT WASN’T SOLAR PANEL MONEY THEY
WERE MAKING.
THE 10 THEY WERE HOLDING FOR THE
BIG GUY, THAT WAS MADE BY FOSSIL
FUELS.
BUT AS WE TOLD YOU LAST NIGHT,
JOE ISN’T A SMART MAN AND
DOESN’T HAVE A MIND OF HIS OWN.
THE PRESIDENT DOES WHATEVER IS
POPULAR IN HIS PARTY AT THE
MOMENT.
IN ORDER TO STOP THE PARTY FROM
TOTALLY ABANDONING HIM, JOE MAY
NOW BE DECLARING A NATIONAL
CLIMATE EMERGENCY.
NOT BECAUSE HE WANTS TO OR
THINKS WE NEED TO.
BUT BECAUSE THE DEMOCRATS ARE
MAKING HIM.
>> PRESIDENT BIDEN HAS BEEN SO
DELAYED IN TERMS OF MOVING
FORWARD ON THE EXECUTIVE ACTION
THAT WE DESPERATELY NEED HIM TO
BE DOING ON CLIMATE CHANGE.
>> CLIMATE CHANGE IS REAL.
WE CAN SEE IT IN THE EXTREME
WEATHER THAT’S TAKING PLACE ALL
OVER THE GLOBE.
I THINK THE GLOBAL SITUATION IS
AN EMERGENCY.
AND IF WE ARE NOT SERIOUS ABOUT
IT IN THIS GENERATION, OUR KIDS
WILL PAY A HEAVY, HEAVY PRICE.
>> WE WILL BE CONDEMNED AND
CURSED BY FUTURE GENERATIONS FOR
OUR STUPIDITY IN NOT ADDRESSING
CLIMATE CHANGE.
>> Jesse: MANCHIN KILLED BIDEN’S
GREEN NEW DEAL WHICH HE ACTUALLY
PLAGIARIZED FROM BERNIE BECAUSE
IT WAS GOING TO INCREASE
INFLATION.
THANKFULLY JOE MANCHIN IS THE
ONLY DEMOCRAT IN THE SENATE WITH
ANY COMMON SENSE.
SO BIDEN IS BEING FORCED TO DO
THE WALK OF SHAME AND PUSH THE
GREEN NEW DEAL THROUGH AN
EXECUTIVE ORDER.
SO, THE WHITE HOUSE SCRAMBLED
AND RUSHED JOE BIDEN TO
MASSACHUSETTS WHERE HE PULLED UP
IN WHAT LOOKED LIKE WHERE THE
MOB DUMPS BODIES.
I DON’T KNOW IF THAT’S A
LANDFILL OR JUST ONE OF THOSE
RACIST ROADS THAT MAYOR PETE
KEEPS TALKING ABOUT, BUT THAT’S
WHERE THE WHITE HOUSE DECIDED TO
MAKE THE PRESIDENT GIVE A SPEECH
ON GOING GREEN.
THAT HE WAS THE PLACE.
I’M NOT SURE A GIANT GAS
GUZZLING SUVS IS THE RIGHT MOVE
BUT BIDEN ANT ALLOWED TO RIDE A
BIKE ANYMORE.
HE GOT OUT OF THE MOTORCADE AND
DECLARED CODE RED.
>> I HAVE A RESPONSIBILITY TO
ACT WITH URGENCY AND RESOLVE
WHEN OUR NATION FACES CLEAR AND
PRESENT DANGER.
AND THAT IS WHAT CLIMATE CHANGE
IS ABOUT.
IT IS LITERALLY NOT FIGURATIVELY
A CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER.
THE HEALTH OF OUR CITIZENS AND
OUR COMMUNITIES IS LITERALLY AT
STAKE.
[INAUDIBLE] LEADING CLIMATE
SCIENTISTS CALL THE LATEST
CLIMATE REPORT NOTHING LESS THAN
QUOTE CODE RED FOR HUMANITY.
LET ME SAY IT AGAIN.
CODE RED FOR HUMANITY.
>> Jesse: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE
PRESIDENT WITH THAT KIND OF
SENSE OF URGENCY BEFORE?
THERE IS A CLEAR AND PRESENT
DANGER ON OUR CRIME RIDDEN
STREET CORNERS, AT THE GAS
STATION OR AT THE BORDER.
BIDEN IS WORRIED ABOUT WHAT THE
WEATHER IS GOING TO BE LOOKING
LIKE NEXT CENTURY.
AND WHAT’S HIS ANSWER?
WINDMILLS, LOTS AND LOTS OF
WINDMILLS.
HE LOOKS LIKE HE IS STANDING IN
THE UKRAINIAN WAR ZONE BUT THAT
SITE IS ACTUALLY USED TO BE A
COAL PLANT.
DEMOCRATS CAME IN AND SHUT THE
COAL PLANT DOWN AND FIRED 200
MASSACHUSETTS WORKERS THOUGH.
NOW THEY WANT TO MAKE WINDMILLS
THERE.
LOOK AT THAT SITE RIGHT NOW.
HOW SOON DO YOU THINK THEY ARE
GOING TO START CHURNING OUT SAID
WINDMILLS?
I MEAN, I’M FOR CLEAN ENERGY AND
IF WIND IS GOING TO DO IT, FINE.
BUT, THERE IS A CATCH.
THE COMPANY THAT IS GOING TO BE
MAKING THOSE WINDMILLS AT THAT
PLACE IS OWNED BY THE ITALIANS.
NOT THE ITALIANS FROM BOSTON,
ITALIANS FROM ITALY.
SO JOE IS NOT EVEN HANDING OUT
CORPORATE WELFARE TO US.
DO YOU THINK THE COMPANY CAN
STAY BO WATER OR IS THIS THING
JUST GOING TO BE ANOTHER
SOLYNDRA?
>> WE’RE JOURNEYING IN A SENSE
CLOSER AND CLOSER TO THE SUN TO
A MORE SOLAR POWERED AMERICA.
S AS WE DO WE ARE LEAVING A
SHADOW OF A LESS EFFICIENT MORE
DAMAGING PAST BEHIND US.
I’M REALLY HAPPY, ALONG WITH THE
SECRETARY, TO ANNOUNCE TODAY
THAT WE HAVE CLOSED A
$535 MILLION LOAN GUARANTEE FOR
SOLYNDRA.
>> Jesse: SHORTLY AFTER OBAMA
AND BIDEN HANDED OVER YOUR CASH
TO SOLYNDRA THEY WENT UNDER.
NO SOLAR PANELS NO, REFUNDS,
POOF.
HALF A BILLION GONE.
BUT THE DEMOCRAT DONORS WERE
FIRST IN LINE TO RECOUP THE
MONEY.
YOU WOULD THINK JOE MIGHT HAVE
LEARNED HIS LESSON BY NOW.
BUT IT’S HOT IN ENGLAND SO JOE
SAYS THIS IS A CRISIS IN AMERICA
AND HE IS GOING TO BYPASS
CONGRESS TO REGULATE AND SPEND.
>> LET ME BE CLEAR, CLIMATE
CHANGE IS AN EMERGENCY AND IN
THE COMING WEEKS I’M GOING TO
USE THE POWER I HAVE AS
PRESIDENT TO TURN THESE WORDS
INTO FORMAL, OFFICIAL GOVERNMENT
ACTION THROUGH THE APPROPRIATE
PROCLAMATIONS, EXECUTIVE ORDERS
AND REGULATORY POWER THAT A
PRESIDENT POSSESSES.
WHEN IT COMES TO FIGHTING THE
CLIMATE CHANGE -- CLIMATE
CHANGE, I WILL NOT TAKE NO FOR
AN ANSWER.
>> Jesse: AS WE TOLD YOU, JOE
HAS NEVER CARED ABOUT CLIMATE
CHANGE.
THIS IS BERNIE’S PLAN.
AND WHY HASN’T MASSACHUSETTS
GONE GREEN ALREADY?
AREN’T THEY RUN BY A BUNCH OF
LIBERAL DEMOCRATS IN THE STATE
OF MASSACHUSETTS, YOU READY?
GETS LESS THAN 1% OF ITS ENERGY
FROM RENEWABLE ITS.
THE REST OF IT IS NATURAL GAS
AND NUCLEAR AND COAL.
WHAT’S BEEN STOPPING
MASSACHUSETTS FOR THE LAST
DECADE FROM GOING GREEN?
>> PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING.
YOU CANNOT POWER THE STATE WITH
WIND MILLS.
IT JUST DOESN’T WORK.
SOLAR PANELS WORK WHERE IT’S HOT
AND FLAT IN THE SOUTHWEST.
HYDRO WORKS WHERE THERE IS A LOT
OF WATER LIKE IN THE NORTHWEST.
AND WINDMILLS WORK WHERE IT’S
FLAT, WIDE OPEN AND WINDY.
AND BY THE WAY IT TAKES HUNDREDS
OF THOUSANDS OF GALLONS OF OIL
TO MAINTAIN THE WINDMILLS.
THIS ECONOMY CAN’T SURVIVE ON
GREEN ENERGY ALONE.
ELECTRIC CARS ARE EXPENSIVE AND
THERE AREN’T ENOUGH CHARGING
STATIONS.
AND IF YOU CAN FIND THE PLUG YOU
WILL PROBABLY BE WAITING IN LINE
FOR QUITE SOME TIME.
IN TEXAS, THEY TOLD TESLA
DRIVERS TO AVOID CHARGING THEIR
CARS BECAUSE THEY WERE
OVERLOADING THE POWER GRID.
GREEN TECHNOLOGY IS JUST NOT
READY FOR "PRIMETIME."
BUT MAYOR PETE SAYS THEY ARE
GOING TO TRY FORCE IT THROUGH
ANYWAY.
BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT THE
TRANSITION LOOKS LIKE.
>> WHEN WIND AND SOLAR WON’T
POWER THE HOMES IN EUROPE, HOW
DO WE NOT USE HYDROCARBONS TO
MAKE SURE THAT NEAR TERM THESE
PEOPLE AREN’T EITHER FREEZING OR
DYING FROM THE HEAT?
HOW DO YOU DECLARE A CLIMATE
CRISIS IN THE MIDDLE OF AN
ACTUAL WEATHER CRISIS?
>> THIS IS WHAT A TRANSITION
LOOKS LIKE.
RIGHT?
THIS IS EXACTLY THE CHALLENGE WE
ARE LIVING THROUGH.
YOU CAN’T FLIP A SWITCH.
YOU CAN’T DO IT OVERNIGHT.
THERE IS A CLEAR UNDERSTANDING
THAT WHEN IT COMES TO THE
CLIMATE, WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF
TIME.
>> WE ARE GOING TO BE ABLE TO
CHANGE THE WEATHER BETWEEN -- OR
THE CLIMATE BETWEEN NOW AND
20030 WITH WHAT CHINA.
>> WE CHANGED THE CLIMATE
BETWEEN -- WE CHANGED THE
CLIMATE BETWEEN 2010 AND NOW AND
NOT IN A GOOD WAY.
>> Jesse: IF JOE THINKS THIS IS
GOING TO WIN HIM VOTERS, HE IS
DUMBER THAN WE THOUGHT.
THERE IS A REASON AMERICA
REJECTED BERNIE TWICE.
ONLY 1 PERCENT OF PEOPLE SAY
GLOBAL WARMING IS A CONCERN.
1 PERCENT.
CERTAIN PARTS OF THE WORLD WILL
GET A TINY BIT WARMER BUT THE
UNITED STATES WILL BE JUST FINE.
WE’RE GETTING A LOT OF THE BOY
WHO CRIED WOLF VIBES NOW.
IN 1971 EXPERTS TOLD "THE
WASHINGTON POST" THAT A NEW ICE
AGE WOULD BE HERE THE NEXT 50
YEARS.
WELL, IT’S 51 YEARS LATER AND
HOT AND SUNNY HERE IN NEW YORK.
IN 1989, THE U.N. WARNED THAT
RISING SEAS WOULD OBLITERATE
NATIONS IF GLOBAL WARMING WASN’T
REVERSED BY THE YEAR 2,000.
HAS JAPAN GONE UNDER WATER LIKE
ATLANTIS?
NO.
AND IN 2004, THE PENTAGON TOLD
BUSH THAT CLIMATE CHANGE IS A
BIGGER THREAT THAN TERRORISM AND
BRITAIN WOULD FEEL LIKE SIBERIA
BY 2020.
GOT IT.
AND IF ANY OF THIS WAS AS DIRE
AS IT SOUNDED, CLIMATE CZAR JOHN
KERRY WOULDN’T BE FLYING ALL
AROUND THE GLOBE IN HIS FLYING
SQUIRREL.
THE PRIVATE JET.
THAT HAS EMITTED OVER 300 METRIC
TONS OF CARBON SINCE BIDEN
APPOINTED HIM.
THAT’S 20 TIMES MORE THAN WHAT
YOU AND I PRODUCE IN JUST TWO
YEARS.
BUT WHEN YOU ARE A SNOB AND
THINK YOU ARE BETTER THAN
EVERYBODY, YOU CAN DO WHATEVER
YOU WANT.
>> IT’S THE ONLY CHOICE FOR
SOMEBODY LIKE ME WHO IS
TRAVELING THE WORLD TO WIN THIS
BATTLE.
I BELIEVE THE TIME IT TAKES ME
TO GET SOMEWHERE I CAN’T SAIL
ACROSS THE OCEAN.
I HAVE TO FLY TO MEET WITH
PEOPLE AND GET THINGS DONE.
>> Jesse: THE EUROPEANS WENT
GREEN AND DEPENDED ON RUSSIA.
LOOK WHAT HAPPENED THERE.
BIDEN IS TRYING TO GO GREEN AND
MAKE US DEPENDENT ON CHINA AND
SAUDI ARABIA.
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS GOING TO
HAPPEN THERE?
IS ANYBODY PAYING ATTENTION YET?
THE DEMOCRATS ARE EITHER DUMB OR