- Grape soda? - Is much better.
(group discusses)
- I don't care about the stereotype attached to it...
- Barbecues and grape soda is a great day.
- That is a good time.
- Barbecue or barbecue legs?
- At barbecues, I be hitting the grape sodas.
- Oh, my God, it's delicious.
- I don't like to talk about it out loud
because of the stereotypes of being black.
- I will own every part of that statement, now.
- But, it is delicious. - It is sweet.
- I drink grape soda when I get sick sometimes,
it makes me feel better. - What?
- Do you wear tap shoes you coon?
(laughter)
Grape soda. Woohoo!
I feel like you have fake ailments.
Like, you're like, "Oh, I got a headache,
"I'm gonna eat some ribs."
(laughter)
- Was like, "Achoo, welp, meatloaf.
"Gotta have a whole pan.
"I got the flu, I'm going to Golden Corral."
(laughter)
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- Best soda on the planet earth is root beer.
- Never.
- Best soda, Dr. Pepper.
- I love Dr. Pepper. - No, no, no.
- I thought you would pick ginger ale.
(laughter)
- Ginger ale?
- Who likes orange soda?
Cloud likes orange soda.
(groans) - Horrible.
- Every type: Slice, Orange Crush, Fanta.
- I shouldn't even really have to explain it
'cause once you see the yellow, you know it's mellow.
Fanta, pineapple-- - Mellow Yellow is also a soda
so you shouldn't have said that.
- Oh.
- That's the reason why your teeth are yellow now.
(laughter)
- Representin' the best soda in the game and it's Sprite.
- You said basic wrong.
It's basic, it's the most basic soda.
- No, it's the best one, it's lemon-lime soda
and it goes, literally with everything.
- It don't taste like lemon-lime at all, at all.
- But, none of these sodas taste like what they're,
what they say they taste like.
- First of all, cream soda taste like cream.
- This is the fine cousin of brew beer.
- What, exactly, is the flavor?
- Hey, man, it's cream, it's sugar,
it's eggs, it's egg white.
- Ain't no body want to drink eggs!
- Why would anyone wanna drink that?
- There's really eggs in there?
- Is it really?
- Yeah, well, used to be.
- What choice, between root beer
and cream soda, what would you take?
- I'm going cream soda. - Cream soda.
- I go root beer, I go root beer.
- You're lying here!
Your face looks like cream soda when you open it.
- Your face looks like cream soda when you move it up.
That's stupid.
- That doesn't make it not funny.
- That's stupid.
- That's what they call Tahir in prison,
"Hey, cream soda, come over here."
(laughter)
- Now that was funny!
- Let me get a sip.
- You do look like cream soda, a little bit.
You're frothy.
(laughter)
- Look how fun it is!
- The only person that loves orange soda is Kel Mitchell.
- [Woman] Kel, right.
- And that show got canceled.
- Shout out to-- - Which Fanta
girl were you, the big one?
(laughter) - Shut up.
It's the best thing to wake up to in the morning.
I don't do coffee-- - What?
You drink that? - What?
- You don't wake up to that... - ♪ The best part of waking up ♪
- That's why, no. - is Fanta in your cup.
- That is the fattest thing I've heard all year long.
- That's why your tooth shrunk, in the front.
You got a small tooth 'cause you're
drinking Fanta in the morning.
- Did I do something to you, at some point?
- Do you drink it out of a coffee mug?
(laughter)
- As me and my newspaper...
- With the newspaper?
- Good morning, kids.
Actually, I live alone.
(laughter)
Anybody want breakfast, I'm gonna be making some.
- He kisses himself on the cheek in the morning.
Have a good day at work. - How does that even work?
- Now, you don't like this because
it looks too close to water.
(laughter)
- The worst thing about this is that there is a whole
lot of caramel color in there, which is what
causes obesity in America, because--
- Caramel color?
- Yeah, that's what makes it brown,
that's what makes it brown.
- Ain't nobody worrying about obesity if they drinking soda!
- Clearly, clearly!
- Says the talking barrel.
Nobody cares about obesity.
- Talking barrel, talking barrel?
- Donkey Kong used to throw Tahirs at Super Mario.
(laughter)
- I don't really like A & W, though, or root beer,
for that matter, because it's too strong.
The taste-- - Root beer is soft.
- I was the only hood kid drinking soda.
Everybody else had the little juices where you
press the little foil in and drink it all.
- [Man] You had cream soda?
- Yeah, I had cream soda.
- Tony had a job.
- I got beat up because of it, because,
"Who do you think you are?" and I was, like...
- Bop! - And then they jumped me.
(laughter)
- I say, glasses--
- Chicago is a tough place, you get
beat up for your soda choices?
- Chicago is real, man, they will punch you for anything.
- You got jumped a lot as a kid?
- I fought my friend because he was following me
around his crib, I stole it.
- [Woman] Oh, my God.
- Really? - Are you serious?
- I don't like being followed around.
If I go into another room--
- It was his house! - Still!
- You don't get to make that call.
- How come every time we do Great Taste,
I get into my personal life?
- [Man] 'Cause its weird! - Every time.
- [Man] That's a choice you choose to make.
- This is also the choice drink of rappers
as evidence by their use of lean, okay.
- Oh, you mean the drug use? - Lean!
All of the drug use, all you drug users out there,
love you some Sprite because it's the basis for lean.
- That is the only soda that a
fire mix tape was named after.
- It is, Dirty Sprite.
A lot of people will drink that.
- First of all, cream.
(disputes)
- That's an acronym.
They wasn't rapping about soda!
- Cream soda is dope, man.
- Cream soda is, like, a soft version of--
- You're a soft version of a man.
- First of all, the other sodas
are too hard, this is too soft.
What do you want, dough boy?
- [Man] The soft! - What do you want?
- Look at his body, he wants the soft.
- Pineapple Fanta is the perfect--
- Soft, like your tummy, man.
- Tummy? - You do have a tummy.
- Stomach. (laughter)
I got a gut!
- It's also good for stomachaches.
That's like the black peoples all-use--
- Oh, ginger ale is better than that.
- Yeah, ginger ale is better.
- But, people be having Sprite around,
you don't really having ginger ale around.
- You can put ginger ale on a gun shot wound.
The bullet will dissolve and seal itself up.
That's facts, that's facts.
- Of all the sodas on this panel, it's the best
that's paired with ice cream: root--
- That's a lie.
- Children love it, you love it.
- Only time root beer is cool is when it
comes in a bottle that looks like real beer.
And, then, you like, "Yeah, man."
- Oh, yeah-- - You six?
- If you put Wild Berry Skittles in your Fanta
and put it the freezer, it's fire.
- How did you know to do that?
- Because, I-- - 'Cause he's obese.
- You're so experimental. - No, man.
- Hold on, hold on, hold on.
You were drinking pineapple Fanta
and you thought, "This is not sweet enough--
- Yes! - I'm gonna put candy inside."
- I wanted to cut it because it's real sweet.
- You wanted to cut it?
I don't think you know what cut it means.
- You dip your finger in, it's like,
"Mmm, now this is pure 100% pineapple."
- Is this drug talk?
- Sprite says they are just lemon, lime and water.
I've tried lemon, lime and water, it is not Sprite.
- Tried to make bootleg Sprite?
- It is not Sprite, - Tryin' to make
I shook it up and everything. - your own Sprite?
- It is the only soda that has its own candy.
Has the Jelly Belly jelly bean
flavor, you have lip gloss...
(mocks)
- You have Hubba Bubba and it has barbecue sauce.
- What? - Oh, yeah, yeah.
- In high school, I did have that
lip gloss and it was so yummy.
- Oh my God, all the thots in middle school had those.
- So what, that's why you kiss them!
You ain't really like them chicks you just wanted
to taste that Dr. Pepper lip balm.
- That's what you did?
(group talking)
- Y'all was kissing in middle school?
- I had a kid in middle school.
- That's (beep) up. - Oh, really? Dang.
- She was pregnant when I was in eighth grade.
- Oh, my God, she was in the eighth grade?
- I lost my virginity at 13.
I was out here in these streets.
- And, he's drinking Dr. Pepper.
- That's abuse. - That's gross.
- I will say the knock offs of this aren't as great.
I'm not so much of a 7-Up fan.
- Well, 7-Up was so bad, like, we used to drink it as a kid
so much that, now if I taste it, I feel sick.
- 7-Up? - 7-Up, yeah.
It is absolutely-- - You are killing me.
- You had a kid at 13 so your
childhood was, like, three months.
- I had a kid at 14.
(laughter)
- Y'all leave the girl alone.
- You didn't have any windows
that weren't broken, as a child.
- You used to twerk to Kirk Franklin.
(laughter)
♪ All my people say ♪
- Alright, that's enough.
(jazz music)