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- Welcome back to the Women Be Shopping Network.
Today we've got some incredible products for the modern ladies.
First up, jewelry.
Now, everyone needs a statement piece,
and these cursive necklaces continue to be all the rage.
But instead of just an accessory with your name on it,
why not a necklace that gives an answer to a question
you're tired of people asking you?
Like, "When are you gonna have kids?"
Now, I wear this to every family gathering--
Thanksgiving, backyard barbeque,
my niece's softball game.
Also great for weddings, corporate retreats,
or even going to the store.
It's crazy how often women get asked if they want kids.
We also have options for every invasive,
inappropriate question.
Look stylish and independent with the,
"I'm happy being single" option,
or the very popular "I'm not overreacting."
Oh? Oh, all right.
I'm getting word that we've already
sold out of this collection, but don't worry.
We just got a restock of last week's bestsellers,
the statement rings
and our hair jewelry.
Oh, my, this stunning piece says, "Don't touch my hair."
Absolutely beautiful.
Should be common sense, but you know it ain't.
But we've got another hot item today.
As the daughter of a mother, I love mothers,
and this next product is great for them.
Moms know breastfeeding in public isn't easy.
There's always some psycho who is offended,
or some creep who thinks
they've got a front row seat to "Moms Gone Wild."
That's why this bra comes with a projector that plays a movie
from the "Fast and the Furious" franchise
on the wall directly opposite you.
Let's take a look.
- Please tell me that's not a funny...
- Would you look at that? Ain't that fun?
They'll be staring at the soft, smooth, supple curves
of Vin Diesel's head.
Oh, looks like we got a caller on the line.
Caller, you're on the air.
- I just wanna say I love this bra.
In fact, the entire neighborhood loves it.
I've started hosting a movie night every time I breastfeed.
- Would you look at that? Moms, what can't they do?
And just sync up your bra to the app
to get the latest releases.
Oh, wow, looks like they released three more
"Fast and the Furious" movies in the last half hour.
[giggles]
Finally, for all my tech-loving gals,
you're gonna freak for this next product.
Ladies, how many times have you been at a meeting
or at a party and said an idea,
only to have it completely ignored?
Bummer. Introducing Amazon Amplify.
Now, it has all the capabilities of an Amazon Echo,
but it also repeats the ideas of the women in the room
and gives them credit.
Just say, "Alexa, amplify."
- Priya said, "We should compost on the roof,"
and then Greg said, "Let's compost on the roof."
This is a reminder that the composting was Priya's idea.
- How fun!
This product is great for women
working in government, law, in STEM--
in almost every professional setting!
Oh, what's that? [gasps]
I'm getting word from our producers
that the Amazon Amplify comes with our business package,
which also includes High Heelys.
For many women in business,
heels are still required to be taken seriously.
Neato!
But with the High Heely,
you don't have to sacrifice comfort or speed.
Just glide right into your corner office.
Note that our model is also wearing our hot power suit.
Did you know, most offices are too cold
for women because thermostats are set
based on the temperature of a male body in a suit?
Which is why this suit jacket is lined with heating pads.
Just shake it to activate the warming crystals.
But that's not all.
This jacket also has a sandpaper panel
so people-- oh, who am I kidding--
men stop touching your lower back.
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[chuckles] Wow.
All of our products have sold out.
But don't you worry--or do.
These women's issues aren't going anywhere.
So join again soon for more Women Be Shopping Network.
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