- And then I said, "No, this is the deepest
"lake in the world."
- [Rekha] Alright guys, we should start the meeting
(sniffs) Oh my God, what is that smell?
- Yeah - Yeah, it smells like someone
took a dump in here. - How strange.
- Oh no!
Oh no!
It's poop!
- Oh my God! - You're holding a turd!
- It's you! - It's poop!
- Whoa! Look at that! I'm holding a turd!
- Get rid of it!
(overlapping yelling)
- Whoa, hang on a second.
Let's figure out what's going on.
- What do you mean? Throw it out!
- Put it in the toilet!
- I may be holding a turd, but that doesn't make it
suddenly okay for all of you to scream at me.
- Maybe? You ARE holding a turd.
There's no question here.
- Well, let's say that I am.
What sudden right does that give you
to basically dehumanize me?
- Because you're holding a turd, you sick freak.
- Wow, Rekha, so now anyone with a difference of opinion
about what objects to hold or not hold is a "sick freak"?
- [Rekha] Difference of opinions?
That is not what this is.
- That's a turd.
- Okay, so you're saying that we're all holding turds.
- What's he doing? (mumbles) What's he doing with his words?
- Mind poison!
He learned how to argue from the internet.
Don't listen to him.
- [Brennan] "Don't listen to him."
Does that sound like something
an open-minded person would say?
- We don't need to be open minded, Brennan,
you're holding a turd!
- "Don't need to be open minded."
- Stop!
- Wait, do we need to be open-minded about this?
- No!
- He's making a good point.
- He's not, it's word magic that he learned
from a fountain of lies.
Don't heed him!
- [Brennan] Can I just point something out real quick?
Very first time I step out of line, you all jumped on me.
The second I wasn't conforming.
Do you know who else thought exactly like that?
- Oh, if you mention the Nazis--
- First, they came for the people
holding turds in their hands.
- Oh, God damn it. - [Brennan] And I said nothing
for I was not holding a turd.
- You're a stupid asshole.
- Name calling!
Basically, you lost the argument right there.
What's worse?
Rampant name-calling or taking a quick,
easy shit into your hand at your desk when no one's watching
and smearing a little bit on your coworker's face?
- Wait, you haven't smeared any on our coworkers.
- Oh, what?
No! No!
Brennan! Brennan! No! (overlapping screaming)
(screaming gibberish)
Brennan!
- Can I do something?
- Why isn't anyone helping me?
- I wanna challenge you guys to voice your feelings
about when I smear poop on you, and I want you to do it
without resorting to raising your voice.
Do you think you can do that?
(screaming gibberish)
- No, you smug idiot.
- (laughs) Okay, so it's fine to yell at me
for holding a turd and yet I'm somehow not allowed
to hold a turd without getting yelled at?
Uh, double standard?
- Go to hell.
- Guys, I agree that what Brennan is doing is wrong!
- Yes
- But-- - What?
- If we scream at him, doesn't that make us just as bad?
(everyone together) No! And the fact that you think that
makes it so much worse!
- [Brennan] Raph, I don't know if you noticed this,
all of these guys are extremely upset, okay?
I'm over here, cool as a cucumber, holding my turd,
rational, reasonable, calm.
- Wow, you are calm.
Look, you guys, I mean, maybe if--
OH! OH!
- [Rekha] It went in your mouth, Raph!
(screaming)
(screaming and crying)
- Wow, okay, so much for the tolerant left!
- Your word-sorcery ends now!
- Censorship!
This is censorship of my free speech!
- We have to destroy him.
We have to kill him now.
- You know who else wanted to destroy people?
- No, don't you say it you son of a--
- Tell you what, you guys are just like the Nazis
because they were so certain they were right.
That's the main take-away I got from studying Nazis.
- That was NOT the main thing about the Nazis!
- I am a visionary that you fear
because I represent change!
- Kill him!
(screaming) - Wait!
Now I'm holding two turds.
(electrical whirling)
(moaning)
- Stupid, turd holding, son of a bitch!
- I don't like your metaphors.