Hellllo
Kourosh's been insisting for two weeks
every day
to record this video! -yeah i don't know about you guys
but i have to watch something before i go to sleep
TV show
why?
Instagram
YouTube
i'm not like you
like a medieval person who reads book before sleep
nobody does that
book reading times is long gone
Maybe for you
you've only read one book in your life
The Little Prince
you're like a person who makes homemade butter
*moves his hands suspiciously*
what do they call this move?
*having a great time?*
Butter
they make it from milk
you're one of them right?
no
you can stop using electricity now that you only reading books
ok I've been watching food related videos for a while
Food
have you seen them?
last night i was reading about history of Telephone
in a book?
do you wanna me to tell you about it?
no i don't
since i know she gets hungry while watching these videos
and have to eat the food she eats - i can't do this
she can't control herself
like when she watches a show and someone eats pizza
she has to get pizza asap
one day we were watching a video on youtube
a tourist was vising Iran and tasting Persian foods
since I've left Iran for over a year now
she started crying!
i couldn't hold back my tears
she wanted Persian food so much that she started crying
my day was ruined
in this video
you have a new challenge
i wanna know that if
your fragile pillars
with a spring breeze
will get disgraced
or you'll stay strong as i am
I'll be playing some Iranian foodie videos
i can't watch'em
I've also ordered them
as far as i could
some of them are so weird
I've been eating pasta and salad this whole time
if you didn't touch the foods
and showed your will power
good job
you'll win
but if you eat the foods
there is a punishment
punishment *he truly enjoys them*
her enthusiasm
the sadness in her eyes
being sad is a marketing technique
you don't want burger?
yeah just a little bit
she really munchs on that burger
she can't even
look i torture myself to sleep every night by watching these stuff
i'm starving to death
do you want some?
you really want some?
it's 6:30 in the after noon
i feel your will has been weakened
wait a sec
guys i had a Greek salad for dinner last night
and today I've only had a cup of coffee
i had nothing else
i literally crave anything i see
one of them is meat
the other one is one of those nonsense that you eat
it's not meat but looks like it
Beyond meat!
you know when was the last time i ate McDonald's?
*the torture begins*
What's the punishment?
maybe i just go for it
if i were you
i would've listened to the punishment before i eat
fries count as food?
sure it does
it's a package
i wanna try this fries
THIS TIME'S PUNISHMENT
DEATH POTION *half blood prince recipe*
i thought we were recording a mukbang or something
since you were ordering a lot of foods
I'll be eating
you're gonna prove your will power to them
i have no determination whatsoever
i don't want to eat that potion either
thats the only way you can eat
this happens when you don't read books
ok we're just getting started
check this out
MEAT
what did he do?
best burger in Tehran
what was that move tho
I've no idea
believe me you've earned a VIP spot in hell for this
the hell with me
people who watching want some now
*continuous to devour*
now you feel like how i feel while watching these
you see how it feels
it's like torture
this is why i don't watch them
let's watch another video
why he's talking like that
he ruined the burger
why he pours so much cheese on it
this is so exciting
i haven't seen someone do it before
pour this much sauce on burgers
oh the gloves aren't for covid
they're for not getting your hands dirty
i want to eat them all
you don't say
whatever he does to them i just wanna eat i don't care
why he's doing that
i'm getting nervous
this is sooo disturbing
i'm so glad you’re watching this guys
why he's eating like this!
why they put this much sauce on it
that's not how you eat
no one eats burgers like that
they smothering it with sauce
clean your nose clean your nose
cool i'm not hungry anymore
i don't want burger
are you sure?
this is your last chance
it'll be gone
i'm not eating burger
neither do you guys
don't start eating with him
*like he cares lol*
you remember the first lady we saw?
i do
this guy that i'm gonna show you is Mr.chicken
i love him so much *no homo*
i'm hungry
Mr.chicken has a restaurant called Chakooch
-helllo,how yall been doing my lovely followers?-
-you good?-
-it's corona season-
it's corona season
why he talks like that?
he wanted to emphasize on covid
why the chickens are so big?
they deep fry the whole chicken
-where is this place?-
this is Chakooch *not trying to judge but he seems a bit crazy*
he's so energetic
look look
-look at the packs on this chicken-
have you ever seen a chicken with 6 pack?
guys Mr.chicken is the official head chef of Kouroshtopia
if you visited his restaurant
let him now that he's been assigned as Kouroshtopia's head chef
legit i'm not craving fried chicken
even a little bit
you know why? because you're watching the food!
you should've been focusing on Mr
Mr gives you an appetite
you don't feel hungry when you see him?
I'll be back while you're getting hungry
this isn't fair
this isn't fried chicken
-it's a vegan sandwich-
go for it
you just have to eat a lil sip of death potion
thats it
no big deal
why they look so pretty
they don't look like Mr.chicken ones
actually when i was eating chicken before *she's pescatarian now*
i didn't like drumsticks that much
so
i'm good now
are you sure
are you sure?
we've seen this guy before, Amo Roohi
his special move is
pouring sauce on everything
i don't know why
but it's really exciting
i eat everything with sauce too
no no no
i meant he doesn't pour sauce only on food!
he pours it on everything!
he pours it on soda and water bottles too!
he says i put sauce on everything
why???
yeah he rolls that way
yeah he likes to suck sauce on them
yeah he grabs the bottles and sucks on them
but it doesn't stop here
he loves to this
look at him
he started from soda cans this time!
why??
he started from the cans! *savage alert*
why you're doing this Amo Roohi?
why you put sauce on cans Amo Roohi?
you have to wipe the cheese for a long minute when you wanna drink soda
no you don't clean it you just drink it that way
your hand gets all sticky
you don't like sticky hands?
and when you're done
ok i know your weak spot
what is it?
He's not my weak spot!
Gheymeh *a traditional Persian stew*
Gimme that Tahdig! *Persian fried rice*
look at that Ghormeh sabzi *also a Persian stew*
oh my celery stew
look at that Mirza ghasemi *an eggplant based dish*
-chicken an veggie stew-
i don't want that one
Wow Gheyme nesar
guys i haven't had Fesenjoon in ages!
guys i can't!
he says it's like homemade Gheymeh
i knew your weak spot
i don't care about meat and chicken in Persian foods
if i had them i didn’t eat the meat
I'll be back while you're watching
don't do this to me!
i can't find Albaloo polo here! - sour cherry rice-
Kourosh we only have Ghyemeh here! we don't have Albaloo polo!
Havij polo! why do you show me this! - Shirin polo, a rice dish with carrots-
where did you find this!
oh my this Tahchins!
guys i can't find them here!
this... this little squares that you take for granted
this squares that they put on you plates
appreciate them
i don't give a damn about this stupid nonsense game you playing
do you hear me Kourosh?!
i get a little angry when i'm hungry!
* "a little" lol *
Hah i know
and?
now they know too
this smells amazing
it smells really good
smell it smell it
i just can't
omg it has dried lemon
it has dried lemon
there
is
dried lemon
in it!
wow the smell
the smell
it smells amazing
is it worth punishment?
can you tell me the Death potion ingredients?
Vinegar
hot sauce
i really like hot sauce
milk
i can't have milk
soda
i like soda
and?
are you really going for it?
smelling a lot counts too!
you lose if smell it more
are you sure?
if i were you i'd kept going
you came this far, stay strong
how can you eat burger,
chicken burger
and Gheymeh?
I haven't eat anything since I’ve woke up!
can't you save dome for me? -i'm better than you!
you eat the whole fridge in 5 seconds!
you're eating all of it!
at least save me the dried lemon!
guys she can finish a hall filled with food
gimme the lemon
no you can't have it
Next Video!
when you see the next guy
you can't decide if you want to eat what's he's cooking
or himself!
what a guy
god bless him
do you see his muscles?
the meat is so fatty
yes it does
not him tho
he's ripped af
looked at them biceps!
*get a room*
he's so strong
yet so gentle
you see?
look at them popping veins!
Hey Mr, kebabs aside
how much for yourself?
*someone's in love*
-the kebab that you saw was made from beef hump-
BEEF HUMP?
i didn't even know that’s edible!
no wonder it was filled with fat
Beef hump!
guys have you ever eaten hump? -i don't like these type of stuff
i haven't
to be honest, so i'm gonna pass on this one
even if you wanted how should i find hump here!
there is a reason that i don't watch this kind of videos!
you get hungry?
i can't handle it, i get mad!
now i want pizza Chaman *a fast food place in Tehran*
I've ordered these food
some days when my friend and i were coming home from school
we went to Pizza Chaman
i can't keep going guys
i feel homesick
can we go back to Tehran so i can eat pizza chamn?
he puts them in oven
and it's done
i'm wondering
how can you eat this?
*with the help of Vaseline*
is it even possible?
it's a 5kg sandwich!
it has pizza and chicken and sausages in it
but i'm sure it's delicious
yes it is
i'm sure it's bomb
i couldn't find a sandwich this big here
i found something similar tho
guys have you ever tried Chaman's roasted ham?
do you smell the oregano?
i found a place called Haida
it has Iranian pizza and..
roasted ham!
my brain stopped working when i opened it!
tell me about death potion
well it's death potion
it's horrible
you think this worth it?
take it
Really? you're not gonna eat it?!!
you really don't want to eat this?
wow it's so thick and Persian style
wait wait
how does it taste?
- i lost -
was this worth it
if i had to, i'd make this mistake 100 times again
guys if you live in Iran
cherish Iranian pizza
because it's something else
it's been a year since we're here
and we haven't got food from Haida even once
was it worth it to sell your integrity for a slice of pizza?
was it really worth it?
was it worth it to,,
surrender because of a breeze like this?
*munching on her pizza carelessly*
at least you won't be mad at me anymore
no?
take it easy, there is a ton food left
you can eat later
just be chill for a sec
so are you ready for death potion?
we're gonna add
some olive oil first
we add a little bit of honey
to make it sweet
you can't call it a death potion without
Death hot sauce in it
you remember the last time you tried this?
i'm gonna feel sick
stop
i'm gonna feel sick
a tiny bit of mandarin soda
that's enough
I've only ate a slice of pizza
we add this for the color
we add balsamic vinegar for a better color and smell
smell and color
all of these for a slice of pizza
tbf i hadn't Iranian pizza in ages
the potion i'm making is more medicinal
than harmful
maybe it tastes bad but it's good for you
and this -coffee-
for energy boost
are you sure coffee and vinegar combo isn't lethal?
what if it kills me!
i'm not gonna die for a slice of pizza
i love my life, i don’t wanna die
what a powerful smell -Kourosh don't spill pickle juice all over the place!
be careful with the pickle juice!
since you love fries so much
*cherry on top*
i can't eat this
i don't make the rules
i'm not the judge
i didn't make the rules
i'm just doing what i have to
i'm just playing by the rules -you literally came up with this game!
i'm a nobody
i can't drink this
i'm just a tool to get the job done
i can't drink this
someone else came up with these rules
i feel that’s how hell tastes like
enough! don't drink that much!
i'm sorry
*post torture regret*
it's not my fault
Guys never try this, i really felt dizzy for a sec
never try this
you drank too much
you should've just tasted it silly
you're so hungry that you went for it
today they've learned
that you have to keep going
if you give up you'll end up like this
look at her
you end up like this if you quit
my throat tastes funny
now you can eat all of them
i don't want anything
you at them all
there is a little burger left
I'm Mia
Thank you for watching
bye
seriously stop
we're in the middle of recording
you'll eat after we wrap up
ok
should we continue?
let's go
well guys..
would you stop eating pizza!
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