>> Stephen: JON, I'M PRETTY EXCITED ABOUT ROSARIO DAWSON
COMING UP HERE IN JUST A LITTLE WHILE.
YOU EVER MEET HER?
>> Jon: NO, I HAVE NOT.
>> Stephen: I MET HER ONCE A LONG TIME AGO AT THE RALLY JON
AND I HAD ON THE MALL AT WASHINGTON, D.C., RESTORE
SANITY.
>> Jon: I REMEMBER THAT.
>> Stephen: SHE WAS THERE AND I'VE BEEN A FAN FOR YEARS.
SHE'S IN ALL THOSE NETFLIX MARVEL SERIES.
SHE CAN DO DRAMA.
SHE CAN DO ACTION.
SHE CAN DO IT ALL.
YOU KNOW WHO ELSE I LOVE?
>> Jon: WHO IS THAT.
>> Stephen: ANOTHER FEMALE ACTRESS WE HAVE HAD ON THE SHOW.
SIGOURNEY WEAVER.
SHE HAS HAD SO MANY ICONIC ROLES:
"GHOSTBUSTERS," "WORKING GIRL," AND OF COURSE, ELLEN RIPLEY FROM
THE "ALIEN" MOVIES.
ONE OF THE FIRST FEMALE ACTION HEROES, SO INSPIRING.
IT GAVE US HOPE THAT AT SOME POINT IN THE DISTANT FUTURE,
WOMEN MIGHT BE ALLOWED TO BE IN CHARGE OF SOMETHING.
( LAUGHTER ) OF COURSE, THERE ARE STILL NEW
"ALIEN" FILMS COMING OUT.
RIDLEY IS MAKE SOMETHING NEW ONES.
"ALIEN: COVENANT" COMES OUT NEXT MONTH.
IS THAT WHAT THAT IS?
YEAH.
AND RIDLEY SCOTT JUST ANNOUNCED HE'S WORKING ON EVEN MORE
SEQUELS, CREATING ALL SORTS OF RUMORS AS TO WHETHER OR NOT
RIPLEY WILL APPEAR IN THEM IN ANY WAY.
NOW, I CAN'T CONFIRM WHETHER OR NOT SHE DOES, BECAUSE THAT'D BE
A HUGE SPOILER.
BUT I WILL SAY THAT IF SHE DID MAKE A CAMEO, WE WOULD HAVE A
CLIP.
JIM?
( LAUGHTER ) ( SIREN )
>> HELP ME!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) HELP ME, PLEASE!
I NEED A MEDIC!
>> I'LL ABOUT WITH YOU IN A MINUTE.
( CLEARS THROAT ) I'LL BE WITH YOU IN A MINUTE,
MA'AM, OKAY?
I HAVE A WHOLE DESK TO CLEAN UP HERE.
WELCOME TO THE WALEAND BHUTANIC CORPORATION HEALTH CLINIC WHERE
THE ONLY THING ALIEN TO US IS POOR CUSTOMER SERVICE.
>> THE SCREENO MORPHS HAVE BREACHED THE CONTAINMENT
FACILITY.
WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.
>> HOLD ON, PLEASE.
I'M SORRY.
AMELIO, AMELIO, I'VE TOLD YOU REPEATEDLY, THAT IF IT BLEEDS
WHITE, IT'S AN ANDROID, OKAY?
ALSO AUSTRALIA, IF IT'S BLEEDING AT ALL, YOU'RE NOT DOING THE EYE
EXAM PROPERLY.
SPEAK UP, AMIGO.
I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER ALL THE SCREAMING.
>> LOOK, THIS IS AN EMERGENCY.
>> MA'AM, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO WAIT YOUR TURN.
THERE ARE PATIENTS AHEAD OF YOU IN LINE.
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE ).
>> HEY, WAS IT WAS ONE OF THOSE THINGS THAT PUT THIS THING
INSIDE OF ME!
>> WELL, THAT REALLY SOUNDS LIKE A CONVERSATION FOR YOUR OB/GYN.
( LAUGHTER ).
>> LISTEN, RANDROID, YOU'RE GOING TO HELP ME RIGHT NOW.
YOU KNOW WHY?
BECAUSE WE'RE SOME SPACE, AND IN SPACE, NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU
SCREAM.
>> WOULD YOU LIKE AN APPOINTMENT?
( LAUGHTER ) LET'S PUT YOU IN THE SYSTEM
HERE, SEE IF WE CAN FIND YOU.
NAME, PLEASE.
>> RIPLEY.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> I DON'T HAVE THAT.
( LAUGHTER ) RIPLEY WHAT?
>> ELLEN RIPLEY.
>> OKAY.
( LAUGHTER ) I'VE GOT NOTHING.
I'VE GOT NOTHING IN HERE.
ANYTHING MORE?
>> LIEUTENANT FIRST CLASS.
( LAUGHTER ) ( SIGHS )
NOTHING, IT'S GAME OVER, GAME OVER.
( LAUGHTER ) I'VE GOT NOTHING.
>> THE WOMAN WHO SINGLE-HANDEDLY SAVED HUMANITY EVERY FIVE TO
EIGHT YEARS FOR THE LAST THREE DECADES.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> OH, MY GOD.
OH, MY GOD.
YOU'RE SARAH CONNOR?
( LAUGHTER ) >> LOOK, YOU NEED TO HELP ME
RIGHT NOW.
I CAN FEEL THIS THING ABOUT TO BURST OUT OF MY CHEST!
>> MA'AM, WE'RE ALL HAVING A BAD DAY.
ALL RIGHT?
I HAD A BURRITO FOR LUNCH, AND I DON'T WANT TO TELL YOU WHERE
THAT'S ABOUT TO BURST OUT, OKAY.
( LAUGHTER ) I'M JUST GOING TO PUT YOU INTO
THE SYSTEM.
LET'S GET YOUR MEDICAL HISTORY.
GO!
>> ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE.
I SPENT A FEW YEARS IN HYPERSLEEP.
GOT ATTACKED BY A ZINAMORPH.
WENT BACK INTO HYPERSLEEP FOR 57 YEARS.
GOT ATTACKED BY A BUNCH MORE ZINAMORPHS.
INJURED IN AN ESCAPE POD CRASH, NEARLY KILLED BY ZINAMORPHS,
HOST ORGANISM TO AN ALIEN QUEEN, AND KILLED MYSELF BY DIVING INTO
A GIANT FURNACE.
>> SO, UNDER "PREEXISTING CONDITION," I'M GOING TO PUT
DOWN "DEAD."
( LAUGHTER ) ANYTHING ELSE?
>> YEAH, 200 YEARS LATER, I WAS CLONED AND BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE.
>> ANOTHER THEN FOR INSURANCE PURPOSES YOU ARE YOUR OWN
DEPENDENT, OKAY?
( LAUGHTER ) LET ME JUST-- LET ME JUST PRINT
OUT YOUR FILE.
( LAUGHTER ) >> WHY ARE YOU USING THAT THING?
IT'S THE YEAR 2434.
>> WELL, YOUR SUSPUNDERS ARE FROM THE YEAR 1986.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> OH, MY GOD.
I CAN FEEL THIS THING TEARING ME APART.
>> OH!
OH!
THE BURRITO!
THE BURRITO'S COMING!
OH, OH, GOD, OH!
OH!
WELCOME TO THE WAYLAND UTANI CORPORATION HEALTH CLINIC.
HOW CAN I HELP YOU?
>> HEY, LISTEN, YOU!
I WAS NEXT IN LINE!
GET AWAY FROM HIM, YOU BITCH.
>> MINT!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) CHEAPER.
>> "THE ASSIGNMENTMENT" STARRING SIGOURNEY WEAVER IS AVAILABLE ON
DEMAND NOW.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH ROSARIO DAWSON.