This is the only hoodie
I packed on this vacation, so I've been wearing it for the past five days.
If you're sick of seeing me wear it
Sorry... Deal with it
So it's raining men out here hallelujah
*plays It's Raining Men*
But I want coffee, so I'm taking the risk of going outside in this horrible weather for that.
I also haven't had any coffee yet today, so I'm in an absolutely sh*tty mood.
Don't talk to me till I've had my morning coffee.
*pained scream*
I need it right now.
They gave me the coffee, but they didn't give me a straw. They didn't give me a straw.
How am I supposed to --
*loud slurp* How am I supposed to --
Are you freaking kidding?
(dramatic music plays)
As you can see I'm profusely bleeding from my forehead right now. I'm losing a lot of blood. I'm lightheaded
I think that the end is near.
This vlog might end here.
It's debatable because I might die from this.
Please. I'm going to start a GoFundMe down below to help pay for
reparations and the doctor bills that it will take to heal this injury.
Thank you so much for being understanding, my eyebrow looks like absolute sh*t.
if all goes as planned,
I will be the first person to actually die from a bleeding pimple.
You know, there's pros and cons to this situation.
Pros? I might be in the Guinness Book of World records.
Cons? I'm dead.
Today, I went and I got coffee, then we went to the grocery store, and then I went to Rite Aid,
I did a bunch of stuff, but it's 2 o'clock, and I haven't eaten yet today
And I feel like -- I don't even --
I don't know. This is really bad. I do not feel good
I feel -- I feel like I'm gonna die...
I feel like a demented rock.
(NOPE)
All right, guys. Here's the deal:
Today is my last day in Maine. I'm going home tomorrow
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't kind of sad about it. It was a great trip,
I had a great time. I did some vlogs. I did some storytimes. I got initiated into a biker gang
I don't know, a lot of things happened to me and it was awesome. It was a great trip.
I felt like I needed to do something that would, like, allow me to remember this trip for the rest of my life
You know? What better way to do that than to buy things?
from here that could remind me of this trip? So,
I went to the store, a little general store down the street, and I picked up
a few things that I felt like, could help me remember...this trip by.
So, basically this is a
An "Attempt to Remember My Trip to Maine" haul.
The first thing I got is kind of complicated, but just stick with me here.
The first thing I got is...
This postcard, that says "Maine got the blues" with a blue lobster on it, now -- I would argue that
I am quite blue that I have to leave this trip and
so I thought this postcard really matched my emotions.
But, the main reason why I bought this is because
my plan is to write myself a letter on this, so that later
Every time I'm missing this trip, I can read this,
and then it'll remind me of the trip.
(angelic harp)
*distant* To Emma,
From: Emma
as you know
I just got my license because I'm 16 and
so, driving is one of my new obsessions.
Because of that I decided to get myself the most creative, innovative, and
amazing keychain that I could find.
So, I bought this keychain. It's pink, and it says "Maine" on it.
It's a little bear with the limbs
Swiggle everywhere.
And I just was like, this is not the keychain I would have normally picked out, you know?
I'm not one who even really likes keychains.
This one really seemed special to me.
I don't know, I just thought it was like, really Grateful Dead vibes.
and I was just...
really digging it.
So, expect to see this bad boy on my car keys for like the rest of my life.
Now, my favorite thing that I got
when I was shopping in the gift shop was this
mini little glass, I don't know what you would use this kind of small glass for?
I don't really know, but on it
It says "bottoms up", and it has a bunch of moose butts on it
How dope is that? So, basically I got this.
I just thought this was really cute
and I don't really know what I'd use this for, because it's so small.
Like, you know?
You can't have a substantial amount of any sort of liquid in this
so, kind of at a loss as to what this is for but,
my idea was to use it for iced coffee!
See?!
Now, I can drink my iced coffee in extremely small portions, and it's just 10 times more fun!
Bottoms up, bitch!
Okay, next!
Next thing I got was this shirt.
Don't tell my parents that I bought a second shirt because they probably would be annoyed with me,
But I don't care. I got this shirt...
says Port Clyde, Maine on the boob
and then on the back it has this cute little design
I bought this shirt earlier in the week, but I decided that one wasn't enough, and I wanted to buy another one.
I've literally worn this for the past, like, five days because what I'm on vacation
I don't -- I'm basically in my PJs all the time because I feel like it. You know? I just like it, okay
It's comfortable, and it's my favorite t-shirt brand -- Comfort Colors.
Actually, originally, when I bought this shirt, I was like
"You know what? That's all I'm gonna get, I'm not going to buy anything else."
"I don't need any other shirts."
You know, but then I saw this,
and I was like, "Emma, you need it."
so I got another shirt. UM
let's just keep this purchase between you and me just because you know I don't know I just
My parents they probably be like Emma
Why are you spending your money like that, and then I'd be like oh no parents. This is my money. This is your money
Last thing I got I actually didn't buy, but it was actually a gift from a local kid who lives here?
Who actually watches my blog now if you saw my blog called?
Minion banana or something like that then you would have seen that in that vlog. I was in the little gift shop general store
That's like down the street, and I saw this shirt
and
Apparently that kid watched my blog and later came up to me and bought me the shirt
What an angel right even though I hate minions it was the nicest gesture ever and it made me smile
So I'm gonna insert the footage right now of him giving me that shirt
This kid just got me a gift, and I'm very excited
He's about to present it to me right now. (It has to do with your vlogs- the kid)
alright, so let's see what it is
I'm very scared. What is it on with the kid? Oh?
My god, I have to hug you for this
So that was my main hall. I kind of don't want to end, but here. I am it's ending
I'm sad about it, and I don't want to go home because you know what that means when I get home
I have one week left until school starts
and I have barely done any of my summer reading and you know what I don't plan on doing it anytime soon, so
That's not good. There's spark notes
for a reason. You know what I mean. I hope you enjoyed my haul if you did
You're welcome. Thanks, I don't know
Hey, Emma get over here
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Comment down below anything you want. I'm sad that I'm going home, but the grind doesn't stop