-You are a serpent tongue with your witchy, witchy words
weaving their way inside of my brain.
-No, no, I'm telling the truth. I live in the unknown,
where most people also live in the unknown --
-I live in a van...so...
just suck it.
Do you believe in aliens?
-[ Singing ] Take a sip from your soul
On a metaphysical milkshake
-So, you talked about how you don't allow the press
or other people's opinions
or the daily ups and downs of life
to get you down and distract you
and cause you anxiety.
What are three simple, easy-to-remember tips
that a viewer or myself might be able to use
so that we are able to detach
from that emotional roller coaster.
-Actually, I have a formula.
I call it "stop."
S-T-O-P.
So, the next time somebody gets mad at you
or says something that is offensive,
you just stop, S.
T, you take three deep breaths and smile.
And not only do you smile,
you smile everywhere in your body.
You let your lower smile, your heart smile.
Your stomach, even your genitals smile.
-Your anus. -Your anus.
-I'm gonna smile with my anus right now.
Watch this. -It feels good.
See, I can see it in your eyes.
-Oh, wow. -So, you stop.
You take three deep breaths and smile.
-Okay.
-And then you observe your body after you smile.
It feels better. -Mm-hmm.
-And then you proceed with kindness,
with love, with compassion,
with joy, with equanimity.
And, you know, you're kind all the time, if possible.
But then you realize it's always possible.
-It's always possible to be kind to people?
-Yeah, it's always possible.
So, that's my first thing.
The second thing I do every day,
I wake up in the morning and say, "What do I want today?"
And then at night before I go to sleep,
I look back to the day and say, "Did I manifest what I wanted?"
And if I didn't, why not?
-And do you have a blog about intention?
-No, my daughter has a blog.
It's called intent.com.
-intent.com.
And you can set an intention for your day.
-And you can get other people to work with you
to harness the manifestation of that intention.
-Are you ready for the lightning round?
Life's big questions. -Yes, sir.
-Okay, give me your best answers.
Here we go. What brings you joy?
-Being. Life.
-What do you hope happens after you die?
-I die every moment to the past.
I've already died to the past.
So, every moment for me is a new birth.
And I've died to the baby that I was.
I've died to the child I was.
I've died to the person I was yesterday.
So, I like to step into the unknown
in every moment in my life.
So, the question is irrelevant.
-Do you believe in aliens?
-I think we're aliens right here.
You and I are aliens.
This is not our real home.
Our real home is beyond the curtain.
This is our shadow.
-What does your soul look like?
-The soul looks but has no look.
It can't be imagined,
but it's the one that's imagining.
You cannot think of it,
but without it, there would be no thought.
-If you could be reincarnated as any person,
who would you want to come back as?
-I'd rather come back as a hurricane or a storm
or a bolt of lightning
or a beautiful rainbow.
-I'd come back as Bob Costas. -Okay.
-What is the wisest advice you've ever received?
-Don't take yourself seriously.
-Who gave you that advice?
-My mother. -Really?
-Yes.
-Do you sometimes take yourself seriously?
-I don't. My kids make sure that I cannot.
-What is your life's big question?
-Most of the questions
I wrestle with are about the world right now.
How do we find creative solutions for war,
for terrorism?
How do we bring about economic and social justice?
How do we create an environment that is healthy?
How do we stop killing species?
How do we restore the balance in the ecosystem?
Those are big creative challenges.
And I realize that we have the technologies right now
and the creativity to do it.
So, the big question is why aren't we?
-What about your glasses? Can I try them on?
-You can. I mean, I do anything to get attention.
-You've got diamonds on the soles --
-They're fake.
-Fake diamonds on the soles of your glasses.
What do you think?
-All right. -Do you buy it?
What do you think, universe?
Should I switch over to the Deepak glasses look?
Leave a comment below.
Type it down there. You know what to do.
I'm getting seriously nauseous right now.
I'm seriously, because of the lenses.
-It's okay. Don't throw up on me, please.
Remember, I said smile all over.
-Yes, your anus is definitely smiling.
-Including your ass.