*Clap*
Top-of-the-mornin'-to-ya-laddies!
My-name-is Jacksepticeye,
And welcome to a game called Shadow Warrior 2!
Now, This-I never played Shadow warrior 1, but I've always heard Really great Things about it,
And Every convention that I was going to This year always had a Really Cool Booth based around Shadow Warrior 2,
And from what I've seen, It's a game where You"re Fightin' Monsters In a Japanese-y(?) Asian Type of scenario,
And You Have Bows, You Have Guns, You have Swords, It just looks like All-Out Madness,
And I wanted to play it 'cause it just looks so F*ckin' Cool!
So, let's Get in, uh, New Game!-That's not even a F*cking Character.
That's-That was me getting in to make sure it Recorded, Like it should,
Um, "Tiny Grasshopper",
"This difficulty level is for people who don't feel like they need to prove anything to themselves.",
"I Have No Fear",
"No Pain No Gain" Would be Good,
"Who Wants Wang"?
"I Have No Fear"!
I have No fear, Man! Except Heights, Spiders, Uh, De-Uh, Acid. I mean, Who's Not afraid of Acid? It Burns You! I'm afraid of Fire, I'm afraid of.. Never knowing who I am on the Inside! *Sad breath in*
F*ck it, Let's Go, I wanna Kill Things!
And You can have Katanas, That, like, You Slice, and Two Big Blue Beams come out and cut people in half,
OH, it's Gonna be so Cool!
This is like the Clustertruck of Killing Things!
*Clap*
*dances*
That's a good song! Here I am, Sam and Dean Winchester!
*Laugh*
His name is Wang?
Uhp, There They Are!
*Clap*
*snaps*
🎵You Got The Power!🎵
*Laughs*
Good day Mr. Wang!
Get off My car! Oh-*Laughs*
The Two Rabbits Were Havin' Sex!
*Laughs*
Oooooh, Awesome!
*Laughs*
This is cool! I like this-I like the whole
like over-the-top,
"Shadow Warrior 2"!
I like the whole over-the-top "Hero Never Gets Hurt" Kinda Thing,
And It's Just like: No matter what he does, He's super cool,
Flying into the car, and like flipping upside down, just grabbing his sword and
And His Vodka, Apparently.
Is that Sake? Probably-
Dude, Don't Throw it away!
*Laugh* F*ck Off!
Don't throw away your good sake, Man!
Oh yes, here we go!.. Look at my sexy car!
I'ma Slice the S*it out of it!
Woo!
Oh Yeah-Ooh! Ooh, I can Wipe My own Sword!
Oh, is that because It's gonna get covered in blood?
God, this game is f*cking pretty! Look at it!
Oh god, Don't fall off the Edge!
There's lotsa S*it everywhere, though. I feel like I'm not..
Seeing everything-*Slice* *Slice*
God, I'm Gonna cut my own fingers on this Sword doing that over And Over again
Secrets? Any secrets?
Shhhhh...
*Animal Cry*
Ok- let's just go in and progress What I'm Actually Supposed to be doing.
I have a Double Jump, And I have a boost-y Boost!
"Use Keys, select Weapon, Alt to select" L-"Last Ranged Weapon"-Ooh!
Ooh, It's High Noon, Bi*ches!
"And G to select last Melee Weapon".
Aw, Awesome!
AAH! Oh, Dude, I am about I'm mess s*it up!
Who wants to go!?
Who Wants a Piece!?
Oh, I'm Ready! HEH!
Take that, Ya F*cking door!
Barrels!
But I'm making my way Downtown
Slicing Fast
Enemies pass and I'll kill them!
Da-da-da-duh-duh-do! Hup!
I don't need to jump!
Who needs to jump,
When you've got, Sssuper Sprinty Do!
This Game is Gorgeous!
Hooooooh,
That's a lot of s*it going on over there, I don't know if I want to be a part of that-
"You don't take any damage from falling, seriously, try it now!"
Hup!
Oh, OH... Oh Yeah!
Somebody's Been doing his Squats! The F*ck are these things?
Ew, Ew, Ew!-Slice! Slice The S*it outta Him!
F*ckin' Mole rats!
Hyah! Oh, not today, give me that f*cking.. NES Cartridge!
Oh God, This is Confusing-WHATHA F*ck are those!?-(Same reaction to the reefbacks!)- Those are buttholes with teeth!
F*ck Yeah!
Oh I get it, so that's How the Melee Works!
Nice!
WHOO!
F*ck 'Em up!
KYAAAH!
I'm a Regular Old Bada*s!
I thought I, stabbed him.
Dude, I can chop off their teeth and everything!
Eew! Eew!
Eew, I'm still doing it though, Ew!
Can I wipe the blood off?
Oh yeah, now (I) have fresh shiny sword again
So, You have to press like forward and right-click and he does that
Left and right click...
Ooh!
Ooooohhh....
"Fully Recharge Your Chi"- Dude, I am feeling Zen (From Persona Q?)
As a motherf*cker! Get Tranquil, Bi*ch!
This is cool, I like this already!
I like it because it's got style and flair and
it's bouncy and.. "Press Q to regenerate some
of your health. Q will cast a healing
flame to restore-"
I don't know what the f*ck I just Did,
I don't get this. it's going to take me a While
to get the mechanics down, but man, Do I love it!
Oh, I see Ya! I see ya down there- I hear something else As well.
Everything is Oozing! Ew!
Oh, It's gross!
Oh, this is my type of game.
Just over-the-top action-oh, very pretty
want to fight me?
hey bro- Aw, you're not an alive one!
take the little tiny walnut brain
(Get it?)
Is this what I came here for?
*Laugh*
He's gonna wake Up!
Y'see!
*Laugh*
Aw, he's cool!
Dude, I'm sorry, but I'ma Have to Kill You!
Ah, Christ!
This guy, He's big, He's tough!
Oh A f*ckin' Parry, Bi*ch!
What did he do!? What the f*ck is happening!? Oh God!
HI-YAH!
Did MORE of You just come outta those!?
Oh, God, Okay, Uh.
I'ma heal.
So good luck with that!
HAH!
YAAAAAAAH!
Wait Oh, you're gonna get it! You're gonna get it!
YAH-
Ohohohohoo!
THAT WAS AWESOME!
Man, this Game is f*ckin' cool!
It's Colo(u)rful, it's Bouncy, I feel like a superhero bada*s!
It's a lot of great things that jackabo(Y-I) like! WHOO!
Oh, You guys are angry!
Fine, Shoo now!
*Laugh*
Man,I love this Dude! I love Wang!(Septiplier AWAYYYY)
S'cuse me! Comin' through!
No, I don't wanna be a part of Your cult!
No thanks, I got better things to be doing!
Kay-Hobble along!
Yeah, Yeah, that's right. *laugh*
okay i'm gonna do a little bit of this
shotgun riches what's the take my
playing so I like that my name is lo
Wang in the game going frozen f*ck f*ck
you and f*ck you and coming at all of
them
yes it is all because i had access
tonight
some drunk guy came up and tried to
stick up today keypad and he got access
tonight
you shot to s*it on him what's the point
of days there's nothing down here
close x can make make anybody grab the
key card that i could you gonna be very
open for you and Brandon are good i
thought you ran out of work after
Schwarzenegger put you off though
oh you are those people they then sort
ladies god wait no no you're not gonna
deflect yeah oh what a little
IDK laser sword some motherf*ckers
domestic a sword in yet well you don't
really have a choice
Oh Littlefoot magician re oh I can do
s*it to my cool
are you jealous i would be a fire you
want to hit me baby are too bad
Wow fight oh you're gonna get it you're
gonna get it he's gonna get the old Jack
Clark's to watch this
warnham ornamentation he wasn't having
any of it and we go from the less heard
you're dating a great swimming pool is
that true
shoot your f*cking laser swords at me
bi*ch bi*ch good garlic force lightning
me there for a second
oh god I wanted up
ok so the waters gonna do is come in and
user to f*ckin jacuzzi pool and sauna
and this is how you repay me
well you know what you get in the
f*cking terrible review on yelp after
that game about time that time it's
great time for me i'm flexible oh come
on anytime if you want me to kill your
motherf*ckin and physical s*it hits and
then for you
okay cover it up is when you upgraded
one yeah messes you up
let's talk about everything from you
nice ok i hate evil robot balls balls
are the worst like going quick you
actually look like testicles which is
really annoying
everything aight all of course it's not
yeah I like that the numbers pop up when
they shoot things very satisfying to
watch see that's all I wanted was a key
cared
thank you I crazy possessed girl is back
with bearded potatoes so I'm just gonna
just leave I leave this episode here but
this game is awesome
holy s*it but it's not a race shotgun
sword kick the crap out of everything i
love it and so fluid it's bouncing it's
so chaotic awesome do you see that old
man
yeah but you can't do that your knees
don't love you anymore but thank you
guys so much for watching and if you
liked and start like the face
oh and opens a row
shh shh thank you guys there was serious
dude
I'm just sit here and be Zen I'm a fire