so
we're going to the 400 block of
gladiolus for a
51 year old male who is vomiting i think
the uh actual proper medical
term nemesis nick is a vomiting
how about we just call it the most
disgusting thing that could happen to a
human being
everything smells like gross
hey what's going on we get a call for a
male
vomiting and what i expect to find is
someone inside of their home
maybe hug in the toilet not what we find
oh lord i can't get up and he been
drinking but how did he get like this
that's the only way they can get him in
the truck the alcohol that was seeping
from his pores was amazing
hey what's your name hey oh what's your
name
can you sit up hey come on
i am a paramedic who are you
come on to the hospital and see what's
wrong with you don't let nobody
they're trying to help you they need to
see what's wrong with you come on
get up
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nick got just a little bit too close and
he got splashed by the fountain
oh my god i can smell it
it takes a lot of compassion for me to
keep on helping this guy especially
after you threw
up on me but that's part of the job you
just got to get do it come on sit up
baby
oh and it is just coming it is
oh my god her seats are ruined that
whole car bro
so then we smell another smell dude
you use the bathroom on yourself and you
threw up in there you got to come out
it was like a scene from a horror movie
the vomit
i mean it was everywhere i would just
make him clean it up when he sold us up
this poor guy is so drunk so we got to
get him to the hospital so they can get
fluids in him
but he's going to be hung over for days
oh nick i will owe you
eight favors eight whole favors
if you take this call this was supposed
to be my
patient i could not deal with that much
vomit the smell
was overwhelming it's not to make a deal
with nick i would take all the patients
for the rest of the night
i got to go to jail you already went to
the bathroom
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so we are going for
a male that has amputated his finger
what
yeah and the caller stated that it is
currently
burning blood yeah oh says
dude got his finger caught in the door
god you slam your finger up at the door
i don't know
that's terrible yeah
when we arrive to the apartment complex
the fire department is trying to get
into the residence
the guy won't open the door i happen to
come over here
where was it oh his finger was stuck the
patient's neighbor from across the hall
had accidentally slammed his door on the
patient's finger and severed it stuck
right here
there's a certain time frame in order to
reattach
something like a finger i mean it's ever
pretty clean
mr glenn i have the tip of your finger
we might be able to put it back on
what is it wow that's not what he said
that's what i heard
there it is hey mr glenn
hey
there you buddy keep it above your heart
i have the end of your finger
so we can take you to the hospital and
get it put back on yeah
yeah we can i have the end of it it's
very clean cut let me see that hand
buddy
i'll cover it up for you a little bit
all right
you slammed the door on me oh man
you're going to be all right that's the
good thing
and there's 3 200 being now so how you
make it through
tour two tours of vietnam you said three
doors
with all your extremities and you get
your finger cut off on the door
there's your finger you want to hold on
to it don't drop it
okay and don't take it out
yeah lois is not the middle finger we're
good
life is all about the stories
how does a book bag get stuck in your
teeth i mean sometimes you gotta sit
there for a minute and you're just
pondering all the different ways in
which this cannot
possibly be true this is the first time
i've ever gotten a call for a child with
a book bag
stuck in their teeth that's a new one
i have beef jerky stuck in my feet right
now you want to use the book bag to get
it out
32 32 on the thing
hi what did you do
okay she had it stuck in there really
well
i mean it was up in there all up in the
gums and i don't know how she got it in
there to be honest with you she must
been gnawed on that thing for a while
i really don't know how she did come
here baby has she had her adult teeth
yet
no yes it was baby teeth so i was like
all right so we have a little more room
to play because you don't want to mess
with the money maker it should be the
first rule of the pair of medicine
she was really cute don't want to mess
with that all right miss cairo what
grade you're in
first grade ended up distracting her a
little bit talking about school and
things like that
let's take a look see what we got look
up towards the ceiling
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all right let's see how tight it is okay
what's your teacher's name
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give me five all right
miss who yeah you like her
cool so look don't go chewing on that
zipper anymore okay
it goes to show you you never really
know what you're gonna get you know next
call could be somebody with their head
blowing off with that call was just
really
refreshing in the fact that you know she
was really sweet and we could help her
out
thank you there you go thank you bye
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crisis averted
the emergency
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3232
mdt we're going to the 3300 block poorer
male that was shot
there all right surprising 38 year old
blackmail
he's unsure where he shot it there is
blood
i mean how you say you just you woke up
shot
it is a medical anomaly
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okay baby can we get you in the truck so
we can take care of my son by myself
take care of everything let her look at
you real quick i'm gonna have to cut
this off of you okay honey
initially he appears to be fine it
doesn't even look like he's shot
he's got one in the chest you got one of
the chests right here all right baby
let's go this way i lift up his shirt
and i can see that he has
a bullet wound to the chest sit right
here for me okay
we of course immediately just get him in
the back of the truck so we can see if
he has anything
more swing right here but
that's where it starts it's swollen
right there
did you fall no i was in a bed sleep
okay
and you just woke up with that son yeah
i heard i don't know how they got in my
house
nick and i get a call for a male shot
inside of his home
he has a bullet wound to the chest so
while assessing him
nick feels the back of his head and he
can feel a little
skull deformity all right baby sit back
wait a minute
it looks like he's crying tears
literally i can't figure out what until
i look at it really close
oh my god
he's actually got a hole in his eye
socket for my bullet right here
and you got one right here in the crease
of your eye looks like it went into your
nasal cavity
and it may actually ended up back here
can you see out of this eye
okay were you able to see how this eye
before no because he happened to be
blind and the eye that he was shot
he had no idea that he was actually hit
in the face
double in his mouth yeah i mean the
chest wound alone he was definitely
going to be a trauma activation but
when you have someone shot to the face
he could have swelling of the brain
bleeding on the brain i mean
the possibilities are endless so we are
going to get him to the hospital as
quickly as possible
just relax your arms okay left side okay
he's in the front
just count your blessings try to relax
don't touch back there but all right
all right a little pinch i know this is
a stretch mark so it might hurt a little
bit
oh nick i need one of those lines over
here
look at it this way they didn't get your
son and you're gonna live so you look at
it like that you're really lucky
i'm gonna grab you a scope real quick
and i'm gonna check out the little one
thank you
come here lift up your shirt i just
wanna make sure you're okay you don't
have any pain anywhere
all right hop in i mean in my day i've
seen a lot of lucky people but this guy
probably ranks in the top five
chests okay face come on you don't
normally get shot in the face and
they have to tell about it like my son
baby
i have your son baby he's in the front
seat say hey do you dad
right yeah he's in the front 3232 code
three uh
the luckiest dude you're gonna meet dude
did it go straight through i did it
and i couldn't obviously you can't tell
from an x-ray you're going to need a a
cat
right but you could see the bullet in
the back yeah so one you got the one in
the chest right
and it luckily didn't hit his heart
right yeah so
or a long the luckiest dude period
once he comes out we go into the boat we
go on gambling because that's what y'all
do
yeah y'all decided right i'm gonna i'm
gonna find him
and i'm gonna put some uh put all some
money on whatever he says red or black
whatever he wants
they're not dead i can work with that