FLORIDA IS A KEY STATE AND
FLORIDA HAD A BIG MILESTONE, THE
175th ANNIVERSARY OF FLORIDA
BECOMING A STATE.
FLORIDA IS 175 YEARS OLD, WHICH
IS WHY IT MOVED TO FLORIDA IN
THE FIRST PLACE.
FLORIDA IS A STRANGE, EVEN THEIR
STATE FLAG LOOKS LIKE THE WRONG
ANSWER ON FAMILY FEUD.
IT, NO STATE IN THE UNION HAS
CRAMMED MORE CRAZY INTO ITS
YEARS OF EXISTENCE THAN FLORIDA.
WITH THAT SAID, WE ARE VERY
PLEASED TO PRESENT THIS TRIBUTE
TO OUR FAVORITE STATE.
>> THERE'S NEVER BEEN A BETTER
TIME TO VISIT FLORIDA.
JOIN US AS WE CELEBRATE 175
YEARS OF STATEHOOD.
SINCE 1845, FLORIDA HAS BEEN
AMERICA'S TOP TRAVEL DESTINATION
FOR PEOPLE HOPING TO GET A DUI
ON A LAWNMOWER, BUT NO MATTER
HOW YOU GET THERE, WHETHER BY
STREET-LEGAL JET SKI OR TWERKING
ON THE ROOF OF A NISSAN, IN
FLORIDA EVERYONE'S WELCOME.
SO KICKBACK AND SMOKE SOME WEED
IN A MATERNITY WARD OR CRACK IN
THE ICU.
LOOKING FOR EXCITEMENT?
JUST STEAL 16 METRIC TONS OF
CRISCO OR 850 PAIRS OF LADIES
UNDERWEAR OR THROW A LIVE
ALLIGATOR INTO A DRIVE THROUGH.
AND WHEN THE SUN GOES DOWN THE
NIGHT GETS HOT.
AT ONE OF OUR WORLD FAMOUS STRIP
CLUBS WHERE YOU CAN DO WHATEVER
YOUR HAEART DESIRES, EVEN RUN
OVER YOUR OWN LEGS WITH A PAUP
TRUCK.
THE SUNSHINE STATE LA MWILL MAKL
YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE TODAY.
BOOK A TRIP TODAY.
21 REPTILE POACHERS CAN'T BE
WRONG.
COME TO FLORIDA, THE STATE THAT
GOD FORGOT.
>> Jimmy: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY,
FLORIDA. WE LOVE YOU.