So we're back with Jimmy Kimmel, and who is hosting the Oscars.
And there's gonna be a lot of people watching, so
we wanted to help you look your best.
It's a big night.
You know that.
>> Yeah, you're right.
>> And it's Sunday, we don't have a lot of time.
So we figured, who better to offer up some tips than our resident beauty expert and
crazy person, Kim Douglas?
>> [APPLAUSE] >> [APPLAUSE]
>> So whatever he said about me,
it's not true.
>> Hi how are you? >> [LAUGH] I said only nice things.
>> Really? >> I said that you were gonna help me.
>> I totally would.
You don't need any help, but you know.
>> All right then, let's go.
>> Okay, no, no, no, no.
But I did help Ellen a while back.
>> Yes, you did help me get ready.
>> And look at how well that went.
>> Yeah. >> So Ellen and I thought,
maybe we would do just a little bit of stuff to get you.
We've only got a couple of days, right, it's Sunday.
>> Yeah. >> So let's
get your-
>> You're thinking we could have used more time?
>> No, I'm thinking you're- >> Cuz Oprah told me I'm beautiful just
as I am.
>> That's what Ellen and I were talking about before you came, yep.
>> Okay, all right.
>> Ellen, look at your skin, stunning.
I mean, look at yours, you guys there's nothing I could improve on.
>> Good, thank you.
>> But let's just get going with a few things.
Everyone needs a glow, and this is called the Lace Your Face mask, Jimmy.
It's gonna be gorgeous, and you wanna look good, you're in front of all those people.
Everybody's just perfect.
Ellen, could you put this around his ear?
I'm gonna put this around his other ear.
>> Whoa, it's making me look like- >> No, you're gonna be fine.
>> I look like white Hitler.
>> No, you don't.
No, you don't.
Ellen, here's the other ear, baby doll.
And this is the other.
>> [LAUGH] >> This is a setup.
>> You look gorgeous.
>> Can I wear this to the Oscars?
>> [LAUGH] >> It's gonna help and
it's just gonna make you glowing.
And how do you feel?
>> I feel wet and dumb.
>> Good. >> And uncomfortable.
>> You know what? Beauty is pain Jimmy, right?
Now, this is a great thing, this is called the head spa.
And why I thought I would bring this for you is it's gonna help with that neck.
Ellen, am I on the little button right there?
>> Yeah. >> Can you reach that and turn that on.
We just need to turn Jimmy on.
>> My gosh!
>> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE] >> Is it vibrating yet?
Can you hear him?
>> It's scrambling my thoughts.
>> [LAUGH] >> Yeah.
No. It's gonna help you
memorize things better, it helps to- >> It does?
>> It helps circulation, it helps your hair grow, and
it helps you memorize your lines.
>> It does?
It's starting to buzz its way off my head.
>> [LAUGH] >> Well, you know what,
you just keep it on Jimmy.
>> Is it good to have a moisture and
a piece of electrical equipment on your head simultaneously?
>> I did not think that through.
>> This is a horror movie, I should have an axe or something.
>> We wanna give Jimmy that hourglass figure.
We'll put it around the front, put it around the front.
Around the front.
>> Sorry sorry.
[CROSSTALK] >> Is a man supposed to have an hour glass
figure anyway.
>> You pull that side.
I'm going to pull.
Turn around Jimmy.
You'll be fine.
>> All right.
>> Yeah there we go.
And then we just, Ellen, there.
Now, how do you feel?
My god, that just hit me in the chest.
>> Are you okay?
How do you feel?
>> [LAUGH] >> My goodness.
>> You did that! >> [LAUGH]
>> You totally did that to me.
>> I did not!
>> Don't hit Ellen.
>> My gosh! >> I did not!
[LAUGH] >> [LAUGH] She did,
she just hit me in the chest.
>> She did that?
>> [LAUGH] >> What is this supposed to do?
>> This, it's called the Waist Cincher, Jimmy.
>> Okay.
>> And now that you have a great waist, I wanna tell you something,
everyone is a triple zero at the Oscars, so you just wanna lose, if you had a chip.
>> Okay. >> Get in your sauna pants.
>> Okay, these are sauna pants?
>> Yeah, they're sauna pants, and you're gonna love them.
They're gonna be all nice and warm and toasty when I plug you in and turn you on.
>> [LAUGH] >> So Ellen, let me get this.
I'm gonna plug him in.
No big deal, you guys we'll just, it's fine.
>> You know, I've been looking for a way to be sweatier down there.
>> [LAUGH] >> Exactly.
And is it toasty?
>> It's, yeah!
It's quite warm, yeah.
>> It's interesting.
>> Okay. And I wanted to kick it up a notch.
>> Okay. >> So if you exercise in your sauna pants.
>> In my sauna pants.
>> I thought all the water is gonna go down.
How do you feel?
>> I feel like I'm gonna wind up on the no-fly list as a result of this.
>> [LAUGH] >> [APPLAUSE]
>> Ellen, I think we did our-
>> So I could keep doing this until
Sunday?
>> Yes, until Sunday.
I think that would be perfect.
>> Okay let me know when I can stop, okay?
>> Okay we will.
[CROSSTALK] >> If I have to pee do I go in the sauna?
>> [LAUGH] >> Yeah,
the 89th Annual Academy Awards airs this Sunday at 8:30 on Eastern on ABC.
We'll be right back.