>>> ALL RIGHT, GOOD EVENING, DANCERS!
THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR GIVING UP YOUR HALLOWEEN TO REHEARSE.
AS I UNDERSTAND IT, YOU GUYS WERE PICKED BY EARTH, WIND, AND
FIRE THEMSELVES FOR THEIR BIG HALLOWEEN BOOGIE SPECTACULAR.
SUR THE BEST, OR AT LEAST EARTH, WIND, AND FIRE THINKS SO.
DO YOU ALL KNOW THE OGRAPHY? >> YES!
>> WELL, THEN, SHOW IT! BOOGIELAND.
COME ON. GIVE IT, GIVE IT!
WHERE'S THE WONDER? WHERE IS THE WONDER?
NO! I MUST CLOSE THE DRAPES!
THE MOON! THE DRAPES!
THE MOON AND THE DRAPES! I MUST CLOSE THEM.
THE DRAPES! AHH!
PLEASE, RELEASE THE DRAPES! >> THAT WAS WEIRD.
WEIRD GOOD OR WEIRD BAD? >> I THINK BAD.
YEAH. IT KIND OF BACKS UP THE SECRET I
HEARD. >> CAN YOU TELL US, BRAD?
>> HERE'S WHAT I CAN SAY. A, IT'S DARK.
AND B, IT'S ABOUT TONY SOLIS. >> SORRY, SORRY, DANCERS.
I HAD TO TAKE AN IMPORTANT PHONE CALL FROM FRED FAKE McMADEITUP.
>> TONY, ARE YOU OKAY? >> I'M BETTER THAN OKAY.
I'M TONY, LET'S TAKE IT FROM THE TOP.
FILL TO THE BRIM WITH FLAVOR AND FUNK.
GO! COME ON, POP THE FUNK!
POP THE FUNK, RIDE THE WIND. FEEL THE '70s.
YES! OH, THE MOON!
THE VENETIAN BLINDS! I MUST DRAW THEM SHUT!
OH, THE MOON! THE VENETIAN.
I MUST FIGHT BACK THE BEAST! OH, NO!
CAN'T LET THE DANCERS KNOW WHAT CREATURE LIVES WITHIN ME.
FIGHT THE DARK TONY. >> HEY, GUYS, I'M CURIOUS, DID
ANY OF YOU GET A FAX LAST NIGHT? >> OH, YOU'RE RICH.
>> YEAH! BRAG ABOUT YOUR FAX MACHINE
MORE! >> WELL, I DID.
AND IT SAYS, ATTENTION, DANCERS. IS THERE A FULL MOON?
FOLLOWED BY, FORGET WHAT I JUST FAXED.
I'LL BE FINE. >> I AM SORRY.
I HAD ANOTHER BUSINESS CALL FROM DONNY DANE McDIDN'THAPPEN.
>> GUYS, I'M BEGINNING TO THINK THESE CALLS AREN'T REAL.
TONY, WHAT'S UP? >> WHATEVER DO YOU MEAN?
I'M TOTALLY FINE -- OH, THE MOON!
THE ROMAN SHADES! WHERE IS THE CORD?!
WHERE IS THE LITTLE PULLEY CORD? DAMMIT, WHY DO ALL OF THESE
WINDOWS HAVE TO BE DIFFERENT DRESSINGS.
WHO STYLED THE DANCE STUDIO? OH, I DID!
OH, DAMN ME. THIS IS MY STUDIO!
THIS IS TONY SOLIS' DANCE STUDIO SLASH WEREWOLF'S HOUSE!
>> GUYS, TONY IS A WEREWOLF. >> WAIT A MINUTE, DID YOU HEAR
THAT FROM ME? >> NO, THE DUDE LOOKS LIKE A
WOLF! >> AND HIS FACE IS COVERED IN
FUR. >> AND HE HAS SOME KIND OF BEEF
WITH THE MOON. >> AS LONG AS WE ALL KNOW THAT I
DIDN'T BLAB. >> ALL RIGHT.
ENOUGH WITH THE CHITCHAT! Y'ALL ARE HERE TO DANCE!
SO LET'S DO IT! COME ON.
AND WHO HIRED YOU? >> I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE!
>> HE JUST KILLED TRISH! >> SUIT YOURSELF.
>> I'M STAYING. I'M NOT BLOWING THIS GIG.
>> THAT WAS YOUR WIFE, MAN! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]