It hurts when you say it
like ab work
An ab work out?
POUTINE!
Yeah yeah I believe it
I'll bump into furniture and be like -- sorry!
You'll meet people and they'll be like hello
I'm like hello. They're like - you're from Canada?
I see people apologize for no reason, they'll drop a pen
and say sorry. I'm like why are you apologizing to a pen?
Just a reflex. Are we like trained as little Canadians? I dunno
Have you ever been told to wear a Canadian pin?
Yeah they're like if you travel wear a Canadian pin
You're like -- I'm from North America and they're like oooh
and I'm like aha
Yeah I would say so, I don't think I've ever met a not nice
Canadian, I feel like we've got sassy ---
I mean have you been to a COSTCO?
But COSTCO is like an American chain, is it not?
This is true!
So America makes us -- brings out the worst in us
I've never had a problem in a Tim Hortons
We're not that nice, it's just that we live next to assholes
I don't think that's true
Passive-aggressive but not necessarily polite
Backhanded compliments - that's a big Saskatchewan thing
I got told once that my voice was very nasaly
but it suited my face, which was like really hard to hear
It's not great; I didn't pick either of these
Wow. I mean lumberjacks are hot so that's a compliment
I mean
Saskatchewan is in the middle of nowhere
It is the middle of nowhere. It's literally the middle of Canada
and it's nowhere
Middle of nowhere?
Hm.. not true
Not true.. well
Are we middle of nowhere?
Yeah. We have the most space. We have a lot of land
that's not occupied, the most space per person
in any country in the world
Right. We're just like any asshole with a huge backyard
that did nothing with it
You know how I know we're not good with our space?
There's Alberta
I mean in my home town? My whole family hunts, farms and fishes
You're from the big city
Yeah I would say no, not at all
Toronto is like the centre of Canada, so
Yes.. Can you tell?
No, I guess I personally have not met a lumberjack
I've never chopped a single tree in my life
Wear plaid? Sure
I don't know if we're lumberjacks
I think we're closer to rednecks
Actual pick-up trucks.. Do you guys do truck nuts here?
Put nuts on your truck?
That's a Saskatchewan thing
I mean we do say "eh"
in French we say "ah"
Agree with the "eh" part. That's just a verbal tick
that we say, and sometimes you don't even realize
you've said it; you say a sentence to a person
and they turn around like -- you're Canadian right?
Like - I said "eh" didn't I
I have never said "oot" or "aboot"
It's aboot, it's aboot
What's so goddam funny?
I've said "eh" but like "Eh, get out of my parking spot. At COSTCO"
"Oot" and "aboot", I don't know where the hell that's coming from
No that is not a thing
I think the whole "oot" and "aboot"
it's more a Western Canada
No, we just go out and about
Out and about. Rip.
Yeahh
Yeah. Almost. Yeah depending on where you are
True. Yeah. Saskatchewan is like 6 months of winter
It's ridiculous
But I like it
You like it?
I'm sweating right now so no
No, but in Quebec especially six months of the year
is winter; like you throw boiling water down the window and it
turns into snow right away, that cold
Being in Saskatchewan in -40 and it's just cold
That's just cold at that point
Once it's gone I miss it
There are short periods of good weather
in between the terrible ones
You know in Winnipeg, I was about to move there
the reason I didn't is cause you can just die waiting for the bus
You wait for the bus in Winnipeg like you wait for the bus everywhere
else - on the side of the street, except it's deathly cold
and sometimes the bus is late and you die
like that's what Winnipeg is like
How did your great-great-grandpa die? Well he had to go to the store
I'm more anticipating its return cause I know it's coming soon
You need a good woman
You hear that mom? I need a good woman. Hear that?
No, no.. I ---
Oh do you, sorry, I don't speak --
Do you know how to play hockey?
I've never even been on the ice
We need to photoshop a third person who clearly plays hockey
to balance this out
I wouldn't say know how to play, but definitely love hockey
I love hockey yeah yeah yeah
I mean here is the thing -- I don't know how to play hockey
You're the only white guy here. You don't know how to play hockey?
Listen - I love watching hockey
I'll admit, I'll jump on whatever local bandwagon is playing
I'll cheer for the last Canadian team in the playoffs
My whole family, they watch hockey
they went crazy when the Houser went to the finals just now so
I can't talk about it yet, because I'm still like - ahhh
No, I couldn't skate that well
I was never good on the skates and that's
kinda one of the key components
I got the jist. Yeah
You got the small, black cake-like thing
goes in the net area
I would say people get very passionate about their hockey
The Habs obliterated, crushed -- I'm like yelling here
crushed everybody. Ask the people from Toronto, ask them
Ask the Ontarians, ask the people from Winnipeg, ask them
OK, I had poutine this week actually so
So did I. That's true
Oh. What did you say? WHAT DID YOU SAY?
She said it, she said it. She said POUTENE
It's Poutine
You know what, I'm out
How are you supposed to say it?
I have a friend who's French-Canadian and he's like
POUTINE
It's just, it hurts when you say it
like ab-work
And ab workout? POUTINE!
Poutine. Poutine. Definitely. I love Poutine
We get drunk enough to have poutine at some point in our lives
No but maple syrup and poutine is awesome
Maple syrup on poutine is awesome
We don't drink maple syrup but we put it on everything
I mean, most of my pancake is maple syrup but I do need
pancake for the excuse
A lot of moose, yeah moose, deer
Whatever you can get on the side of the road
as long as you hit it with your car
a lot of gophers
Just the other day I went to LCBO (liquor store) in Toronto
and I gave my ID with the Quebec driver's license
and the lady takes it and she's like - Oh
You're one of those
and I was like - ...
and then she just started saying how French people were rude
how we're dumb for not speaking English -- Hi
That we're boring, I guess?
Yeah I was gonna say boring too. People think
Saskatchewan people are boring and I don't get that
I love traveling and like -- you're from Canada?
Oh my god, we're gonna love. I'm like - you don't know me
When I go to America, people think they can just walk over me
because I'm nice
We should be proud to be nice. We should be!
Also we don't think we're the sh*t like Toronto does
Toronto is like the centre of Canada
We know where we stand in Saskatchewan. We know who we are
We know where we stand Ontario!
We're literally a rectangular of a province and we know that
Americans make fun of our healthcare like it's not awesome
They'll be like -- what do you have? Free healthcare?
Yeah we do. We're better than you
We're sorry
We're not all super friendly I don't think
I think people have an assumption that we're all super friendly
and then when I'm mean to people they're like
That's not very Canadian of you!
Quebecois people tend to be more family oriented
more like community -- social
social, warm
and we have a very different humor
I mean Just for Laughs started in Montreal
I feel like everything thinks you leave Canada to become famous
and then you become a celebrity but like
there is so much talent who doesn't feel like making the commute
I'd love to prevent funny people from leaving
We can commit crime too
They should know that we're sexy, I guess
I think it's not the perfect haven that
people picture it to be, but I mean, it's still better than most places
Historically poutine was like that trash food
that French-Canadians ate cause they were poorer than
the rest of Canada and the rest of Canada used to make fun
of Quebec for eating that trash food cause it was cheap
and now that it became a cool thing suddenly Canada's like
Poutine is Canadian
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