- Together then.
[SMACK]
Or not.
Move.
Yah!
[THEME MUSIC]
[THUD]
Didn't even break a sweat.
Really?
Then what's that smell?
[GRUNTS]
[SMACK]
Ha ha!
[ZOOM]
[ROARS] More popcorn.
Friend Hulk, we do not need to rely on Stark's toys.
Energy you need, energy you shall have!
[BUZZING]
[ZAP]
[CLICKING]
Heh.
[GULP]
Let's try a watermelon.
The only food that has not been barbecued
is a container of mints in Mr. Stark's closet.
I claim those mints in the name of Asgard.
[CRASH]
[GRUNTS] Fat chance, blondie!
[ROARS]
Ugh!
Ooh!
[THUD]
Friend Hulk, something is amiss.
No, you're losing.
Oh!
Lunch is coming back up.
[GULPS]
I fear the wrath of 30 lobster tacos on the return trip.
You're amazing.
Thank you.
All in a day's--
I was talking to Hulk.
[CHUCKLES] She's talking to me.
Oh!
Everyone knows capes stupid.
Ha!
Says the Avenger in the short pants.
[ZAP]
Everything I've been told is a lie.
I-- I am not worthy of Mjolnir.
Daddy issues.
Time to smash.
[BOTH GRUNTING]
[YELLS]
You may have bested me at this,
but that was no true victory.
[SMACK]
Thank you for risking your life so I
would rediscover my true self.
Huh?
Just wanted someone to play video games with.
Have I ever told you the difference
between you and Mjolnir?
No.
You are even more fun to throw.
[CHUCKLES]
[ROARS]
[GRUNTING]
[SMACK]
[YELLS]
Oh!
[DOOR OPENS]
[GRUNTS]
What is it?
Some dead man took all the peanut butter.
What care I for the butter of peanuts?
[SIPPING]
[ROARS]
[ZAP]
Argh!
[ROARS]
[SMASH]
Ugh!
Broccoli bash.
You got steamed.
Rematch-- I choose cauliflower.
Give us 10 seconds.
Count to 10.
Then jump in and smash.
Come, Falcon, follow my lead.
[SLICING THROUGH AIR]
[BANG]
1, 2-- darn!
Nuts to this.
[ROARS]
Whoa!
[ROARING]
What exactly was your plan?
Math makes Hulk angry.
Nobody locks me out--
[BEEPING]
--usually.
Guys, we're going to need to use your keys.
Oh!
Tony Stark would never be outsmarted by a mere robot.
Hulk, on the other hand--
[THUMP] - [LAUGHING]
[ZAP]
Heat vision, invulnerability, super strength, flight--
Eh, just another pretty boy in a cape to me.
Hulk strongest there is--
enough said.
Actually, Thor claimed he's stronger.
Your response?
Two words--
"Hulk stronger."
But Thor has lightning and a hammer.
You just have, what, big fists?
Yes!
[GRUNTS]
Ha!
Hulk is a worthy competitor, but I think we all know
how any competition would end.
[CLAMORING]
[BOTH GRUNTING]
Don't smash!
I don't think you've ever said that sentence.
Perhaps I did hit you too hard.
It was your sacrifice vision that stopped Ultron.
That was an act of true friendship.
[SIGHS] Yeah, sweet sacrifice this.
Augh!
[CRASH]
Ha!
[ZAP]
One for the wall.
Cheese.
[FLASH]
Perfect. [FLASH]
Selfie!
[THEME MUSIC]