there's a friend standing directly in
front of you trying to talk to you and
you choose to talk about the fact that
you don't have any friends no no no I
don't think you want any help I think
you want to have a little pity party
yeah I think anyone's a little pity
party so Annie you're an I'm
like bothering you and you won't do it
you just I'm your life Annie I'm your
shitty job sorry nice hit all right I'm
glad to see you got a little bit of
spark in you
I knew that Annie was in there somewhere
I think I think you're ready now to hear
a little story about a girl girl named
Megan girl named Megan that didn't have
a very good time in high school I'm
referring to myself when I say Megan
it's me Megan I know you look at me now
I think boy she must have breezed
through high school not the case Annie
no this was not easy going up and down
the halls okay they used to try to blow
me up if you're firecrackers at my head
firecrackers I mean literally I'm not
saying that figuratively
I got firecrackers thrown at my head
they called me a freak do you think I
let that break me I think I went home to
my mommy crying oh I don't have any
friends
Oh Megan doesn't have any friends no I
did not do you know what I did I pulled
myself up I studied really hard I read
every book in the library and now I work
for the government
I had the highest possible security
clearance don't repeat that
I can't protect you I know where all the
nukes are and I know the codes you would
be amazed a lot of shopping malls don't
repeat that I have six houses I bought
an 18-wheeler a couple months ago just
because I could okay you lost Lillian
you got another best friend
sitting right in front of you if you'd
notice huh
there you guys stop feeling sorry for
yourself okay cuz I do not associate
with people that blame the world for
their problems because you're your
problem Annie and you're also your
solution right I mean that's you get
that I just miss her I guess yeah I know
you do alright come on bring it in
there's the unnie
there's the any I knew was there okay
all right and you got to wash your hair
you gotta wash it here
you