all right boys i've heard of this new trend baby if you can get that down i'll give you
a hundred dollars go for it okay what the heck that's harder than normal dollars baby
there's a hundred dollars on the line the car is shaking good job baby it was a good try
hey what's going on man oh no way when was the last time you got tested for coven last week okay
well that was a long time ago do you mind if we do a quick rapid test you got rapid tests yeah yeah
is that an anal swab from china the virus actually lasts a lot longer inside the rectum
so this is a more accurate way to test for code just bend over and spread your cheeks
so yeah i'm gonna go home all right fake laugh until your real life let's get it yeah yeah
wait i thought you're actually laughing i'm about to prank these hooligans
sam and arnold walk forward but you have to always keep one foot on the ground
what are you doing what are you doing
one foot it's always on the ground i know just walk i'm like one foot is in the same foot it's
like you're alternating my foot is on the ground that makes way more sense three body facts that
you didn't know about yourself yes that's right i know your body better than you do kind of weird
number one every single human is 99 genetically the same so technically we're all related ew
number two your elbow will never ever ever touch your chin or in my case uh my couple of chins
and the third and final fact is that you cannot breathe with your tongue out it's a weird thing
it's like with you put your tongue away what are you doing i dared a prank oh i got a good one
hi baby
grandmom come here grandma do you ever eat yellow snow look at this
hello you didn't go back inside your hair sweat
line and sinker that's what i said and don't correct your mother mom what's for dinner comida
food that's what's for dinner you say thank you what for dinner okay why do i hear you chewing
why don't i see your foot inside of your mouth you have a date tonight no no you have to eat
before you go on the date okay you eat and you order a salad so we just sleep like a
all right i got my girlfriend and i got my friend's girlfriend here
you guys got to go along with this you guys know what to do right yes
okay let's do this yeah okay can you shut the door yeah yeah sorry
so we're all talking and we think that we should switch partners switch partners
for tonight obviously what does that mean like something new for all of us to just try together
yeah i'm not down for that what does that mean switch partner's destiny why are you being so
weird about it i thought it might be fun to try that trying that is weird i'm not doing
that you don't know until you try though okay well i never tried it bro i never have i never will i'm
not doing that come on it'd be fun why would you think that's okay you didn't even want to talk to
me about it first i don't see why not like me and destiny give me the same team and then you
and kenzie so it's like we play this whole time oh what nothing i just uh okay oh yo hey thanks
man let me get your number we should connect wait what's your name alex let me get your numbers so
that we could connect 310 310 620-620-9822 9822 you're not going to write it down no
[ __ ] in the white hood be different god dang
i don't feel very well i need to put some vicks vapor up and it'll take care of everything
okay you're fine but i have a stomachache put the mixed vapor
why do you always think of doing something i don't know why
are you letting her watch cartoons in english why don't you literally sit in spanish
don't you want her to talk with her grandmother when she's older she puts on a job application
i speak english and spanish book she's got a job so i'm currently going to pick my little sister
up from school because someone just got herself in trouble backstory the other day my little sister
was asking me for some advice she's like tabby if someone were to punch me at school what should i
do jokingly i said well shoot knock him out i didn't think she was going to take it literal
hi
it's not funny okay can you tell us about what happened today today in class a guy passed me
and i felt like grabbed my butt and and i grabbed his butt you said that if someone
does it to me i can do it the problem here was it was his backpack that touched why would you
speed edition let's go unopen container
and i'm gonna beatbox as fast as i can
okay oh that's a nice bit there
surprising my boyfriend in the viral tick tock
reach this cup i leggings this one the reason this one
i found what do you mean how did you miss new
don't forget to take off
and f how did i get an f in this class mr johnson yes olivia how did i magically get
an f in this class i turned in all my work you're not the only person in here that turns
into work i still have to grade 350 students papers plus they're late work then why are
you assigning it and 350 students when are you gonna grade mine i don't know probably next week
next week there is no next week my mom will take my car and then have you do 26 different chores
in that house then take my phone and ground me the longer you take the more punishments i get
well i'm getting in next week end of conversation i need you to grade mine today
i just got a divorce last week olivia i'm not doing this with you today uh okay
and i asked myself every day when i get home if i'm gonna graduate or not i need my grades graded
today or my mom will whoop my ass you know what i'm done just go to the office how about that
and grade my work how about that [ __ ] yo babe i'm literally so hungry i cannot wait to go eat
you know we're literally going to eat right now i know then why are you eating right now
uh because do you want a bite no i'm saving my appetite for the restaurant
we're going to it's like you know what you're not going to eat all your food now
no i'm gonna eat that too well now i know where all my pizza rolls are going
in your stomach well i offered you one gosh what's in the bag uh chips you're eating my doritos too
did you want some okay let's get this whoa challenge
okay let's do it oh hey y'all want to be in that tic tac top yeah
like
smell what is that is that you stink bro
don't do that don't do that don't do that
it's not that bad
okay hey sam can you open up this uh can of chips for me it's really tight i can't do it
hey i can't get these chips open can you open them for me
it's really tight the lid i can't i can't get it open what do you mean yeah it's really tight right
what happened to these i i don't know that's so tight
brandon can you open this oh no no no oh my god it's so cold can you open this uh can of
chips for me please open what what is this the can of chips just open it for me it's too tight
yay acting challenge you're the blue line hello there my fair maiden
would you be so kind to accompany me to the dance floor oh aren't you a little bad yelting
listen here baby girl papa doesn't ask twice so put on your chanclas and let's get diddy
time for another beautiful day and no clean underwear i guess i'm going commando today no
food that's expected the printer's broken and my assignment's due in an
hour standard i'm just gonna assume that my keys aren't where i put them
every single day oh would you look at that i was right you know what i think i'm just
gonna stay in today perfect have you done did you have any clean clothes
hey mom just what
what well i found a sword that you were hiding in your room sword i don't what yeah
i was really weird that was a purple sword but anyways i used it and i fought the cow with it
dude you fought the cat with it yeah fluffy didn't even stand a chance
i am here in the face with it like four times oh my god that wasn't a sword
yeah are you proud of me i i don't i don't know what i am right now
you