Cockneys Vs. Zombies (2012) Hey what's up guys. Today I'll show you a
zombie comedy film: "Cockneys Vs. Zombies!" Spoiler ahead, watch out and take care!
The movie begins at a construction site operated by a company, called Heartman. There,
two workers accidentally find a catacomb, which is sealed by order of King Charles.
The two think that there might be hidden treasure inside. They then remove the seal, and barges in,
hoping they can find a treasure. Seeing the skulls inside, they think that it must be an ancient
graveyard. As they are searching through the dark, a zombified corpse begins moving, and slowly
approaches one of them. The corpse suddenly bites the worker. The other worker attempts to retreat;
but out of nowhere, another zombified corpse appears and bites him, which rips out his mouth,
instead of giving him a mercy tongue massage. Meanwhile, a young dumb man, "Terry", and his
younger brother, "Andy", devise a plan to rob a bank. Apparently, their grandfather is currently
living in a retirement home, and it is about to be demolished by Heartman Constructions. They
need money in order to save the retirement home, which is why they planned the robbery. They then
rent a van that they can use as a means of transportation. After that, they meet their
accomplices in their planned robbery. One of them is an unstable Iraqi war veteran, "Mickey",
who has an implanted metal in the head. In the bank, the bank manager calls the
Heartman construction head. They agreed to have an embezzlement deal, which involves millions of
cash. The construction head tells the bank manager that he will send people from the construction
site to pick up the money. He then instructs the bank manager to immediately prepare the money.
Later, Terry and Andy deliver food to their grandfather's retirement home. Their
grandfather is forcing them to get long-term jobs. The old lady overhears the conversation,
and she says that Terry and Andy are trying their best to help. She then requests the
two to help her open up her window. After bringing food to the elders,
Terry and Andy prepare to leave. There, they encounter the demolition team surveyor. They
rethink their plan to rob, but realize that they have no other choice but to rob,
in order to save the retirement home. They then drive and pick up their other accomplices,
"Davey", who helps them devise their robbery plan, and their locksmith cousin named Locksmith,
who will help open the lock. But it turns out, Davey has a history of always getting caught for
robbing. So Locksmith is hesitant to team up with him, causing an argument between them. After that,
the team picks up Mickey, who is responsible for preparing guns for them. Mickey shows them
the guns, and he jokingly points them at Davey, which scares the shit out of him. After some time,
the robbery team drives to the bank. Meanwhile, an old lady in the retirement
home peeks at the Heartman construction site through her binoculars. There, she finds a troop
of zombified construction workers slowly marching out of the construction site. It turns out,
the zombified corpse from the catacomb turned the two construction workers into
zombies. As a result, the zombified workers infect the other workers. Now, the workers
are slowly marching to infect more people. In the meantime, the robbery team arrives near
the bank. They then prepare their disguise costume prepared by Davey. They disguised themselves as
construction workers. Their plan is just to make noises to scare people. As they enter the bank,
the bank manager walks out and finds them. Coincidentally, the bank manager is expecting
the Heartman workers to pick up the embezzled money. She then misidentified the robbery team
as the heart man workers. So the bank manager welcomes the robbery team to her office. There,
she asks for the necessary forms for the money. The robbery team appears to be confused. But
The bank manager soon realizes that they are not Heartman workers. This prompts the bank
manager to immediately press the emergency button. The robbery team asks for the money;
but she insists that she cannot release the money without the form. This pisses the shit off Mickey,
and he takes out the gun to force her to give them the money. She then brings the team to the vault,
and opens it out of fear. It shows that there are millions inside the vault, which is more than
expected by the robbery team. They are surprised to see the money. After putting the money in the
bags, they proceed to walk out of the bank. But the police are already waiting for them outside.
Mickey shoots the police to push them away. This allows the robbery team to retreat inside the
bank to cover themselves. They manage to retreat back inside, but they leave the money bag outside.
So they ask for another money inside the bank. Meanwhile, the zombies reach the retirement home,
and they initially attack the caregiver. The two elderly fight back against the
zombies. After that, they retreat inside the retirement home along with the other elders.
They then lock the doors to prevent the zombies from approaching them.
In the bank, the robbery team decides to hold two bank workers hostage as their escape tools.
But as they go outside, the police are gone, and everyone turns into zombies. The scene in
front of them appears to be a zombie apocalypse situation. The group wonders about the situation
for a while. Realizing the zombie situation, the group grabs the money, and goes back to the van
to escape. An injured woman is asking for help, so they take her with them. As they are driving away,
the woman turns into a zombie, and attempts to bite them. This forces Mickey to shoot her
away. The group then drives to an abandoned warehouse. There, a zombie approaches them,
and Mickey shoots at its arms and legs. But this fails to kill the zombie, and he ends up being
bitten by it. The female bank worker named Emma, instructs him to shoot the zombie in the head.
Locksmith does it as instructed, and she manages to finally kill it. A mother zombie with a fat
baby approaches them, and Mickey shoots the sexy mother in the head, ending her sexy life. Mickey
gets the innocent-looking baby, but it turns out the baby is already infected. So he kicks
away the annoying zombie baby like a football. Afterward, the group goes inside the warehouse
with their hostages. Locksmith tries to call someone on the phone to ask what's happening
in the city. But there is no signal. Emma then suggests using the radio in their van. Two of them
walk together to the van. Along the way, Locksmith warns Terry that Mickey will eventually turn into
a zombie, because he was bitten. she insists that they need to shoot Mickey. They listen
to the radio, and find that there is a zombie infection inside their city, causing the entire
city to be locked down. Inside, the male bank worker warns them that he remembers all of them,
and he will write a detailed report to the police. Mickey gets angry and smashes his head using the
metal plate. Two of them walk back inside, and they report the zombie infection crisis in the
city. Terry worries about their grandpa, but Andy is confident that their grandpa can handle it.
Locksmith suggests that they need to drive to the retirement home to ensure their grandpa's safety.
In the retirement home, the elders are trying to figure out how to fight back against the zombies.
The wheelchair old man thinks that the zombies are vampires. But the grandpa explains that the
things outside are zombies. An old lady instructs him that he must kill her if a zombie manages to
bite her. He promises, and he also tells her that she needs to kill him if he gets bitten too.
Back at the warehouse, the group argues about whether they will set their hostages
free. Mickey insists that they cannot set them free, because they will report the robbery to
the police. Emma promises that she will not snitch on them. She also comments that the
group only cares for themselves. This offends the group, and they explain that they are doing the
robbery for their grandpa. Mickey gets angry again since the rest of the group is sharing
information with their hostages. Mickey then gets the key away from Terry, as he doesn't trust them
anymore. He then forces the hostages to go with him. Downstairs, a zombie suddenly comes out.
He repeatedly rotates the zombie's head, until it gets separated from its body.
In the retirement home, the sleepy elder is left alone outside while sleeping. Funnily enough,
the zombie ignores him, possibly because his hormones are dying. The elders inside realize
that he is still outside. So the grandpa shouts at him to wake him up. The sleepy elder then slowly
walks back to the retirement home, while the zombie begins to chase his dying ass. Luckily,
the zombies are also slow walkers. As the grandpa rescues the sleepy elder, the others fight back
against the approaching zombies. they successfully save the sleepy elder through their teamwork.
Back at the warehouse, Mickey ties the two bank workers to the post, not giving
them any chance to perform pole dancing. Emma says that Mickey looks sick. But Mickey shows
out his tongue to prove that he is good. On the other side, the rest of the group
is preparing to leave. Out of nowhere, a zombie manages to grab Andy. In response,
Terry smashes the zombie using a shovel. Locksmith shoots the zombie, and Terry finishes it off.
Back to the hostages, Mickey turns into an angry zombie. The two hostages then rush to untie
themselves while screaming for help. The rest of the group immediately comes to the rescue.
They first untie the two bank workers, while Terry pushes the zombie Mickey away. Terry shoots Mickey
in the head, but the bullet just ricochets off, because of the metal plating in Mickey's head.
Andy manages to shoot the gun, and he helps shoot Mickey. However, the metal plating is too strong.
This time, Terry gets the grenade and removes the pin. He then puts it in Mickey's mouth, and
instructs everyone to run away. They immediately run, right before the grenade explodes. Mickey's
head finally gets blown off into mashed potato. After that, the male bank worker gets a gun and
points it at the rest of the group. He then says that they will all go to the police. Zombies
walk behind him, and immediately bite him. He accidentally shoots the gun, which hits Davey.
The zombies continue to feast on his stomach until he dies. The rest of the group checks on Davey,
who is dying from the injury. Davey says that he is proud because their robbery is successful,
and he dies after a few moments. The rest of the group decides to leave,
so they can check on their grandpa, while Emma decides to go on to her sister.
The group proceeds to walk outside to get in the car. Along the way, zombies attempt to approach
them, so they smash the shitty and baldy zombies away, until they manage to get into the car.
However, the keys are left inside. So Andy rushes back to get it. He grabs Mickey's lower half-body,
and searches for the key. As he finally finds the key, a zombie approaches him. He shoots at it,
but he is out of bullets. Luckily, Terry is there to shoot the zombie away. They
get back to the car, and drive away from the warehouse. They first drive to Emma's house to
get her sister. Unfortunately, Emma's sister is already a zombie. They decide not to kill her,
hoping there will be a cure eventually. As they walk back to their car, two opposing zombie teams
flock to the area. But instead of biting humans, the zombie teams fight each other. This allows
the group to get back to the car safely. Terry is hesitant to drive to the retirement house,
thinking that the zombies have already penetrated the retirement home. Also, they do not have any
bullets left. Locksmith suggests that they can go to Mickey's hiding area to get guns. There,
they get any weapons that they can handle. The problem is they cannot fit the weapons in their
car. So Locksmith hotwires a double-decker bus, and the problem is solved. They drive to
the retirement home using the bus, while bringing the weapons. They arrive at the retirement home,
only to find it completely surrounded by zombies. The group climbs to the rooftop,
while Emma diverts the zombies with her hormone smelly body. The entrance through
the rooftop is locked. Locksmith uses her skills to pick the lock, allowing them to remove it.
As they finally open it, they are happy to find their grandpa and the other elders
still safe inside. However, the elders cannot climb to the rooftop because of
their old age. The only way to rescue them is through the doors. Luckily, they bring guns,
allowing everyone to equip a gun. Initially, they put a bomb in the kitchen entrance, which blasts
everything and every zombie. Then they shoot every zombie around them, while Andy slices
the zombified muscles using the samurai. The sleepy elder finds his beloved caregiver turned
into a zombie. He loves her, but definitely not her zombified body; so he shoots her to death.
They then rush out of the retirement home, where more zombies await them. Emma picks them up with
the double-decker bus. They begin shooting the approaching zombies, which allows the elders to
safely ride the bus. In the end, everyone manages to ride the bus, and they immediately drive away.
Along the way, Emma accidentally reveals to the grandpa that his grandchildren robbed a bank,
which disappoints him. This forces Terry to explain that they did it to save the retirement
home. But the grandpa gets proud of them, since they risk everything to help their family.
the bus engine suddenly stops working. This forces them to get off the bus. Since they are near the
river, they decide to rush to the dock, hoping they can find a boat to get out of the city.
As they are walking to the dock, more zombies follow them, forcing them to fight back again.
Eventually, they arrive on the dock, and there is a Tesla boat. Everyone manages to ride the boat,
and the old lady finds the boat key. The problem is the boat is still chained in the dock. the
grandpa decides to risk himself to unchain the boat from the dock. As he removes the rope, the
zombies surround him until he can no longer walk back to the boat. The group decides to go back and
fight the zombies. Out of nowhere. the grandpa shoots back at the zombies, which free himself
up. Andy, Terry and Locksmith also shoot at the zombies to cover their grandpa. Finally, they kill
every zombie around them and manage to drive the boat to leave the city, while the army arrives to
fight the zombies. In the end, they are confident that their city will survive the zombie attack.
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